| 3609 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Basic Black Robe |
Gets the job done, just like you. Built-in holster for your dagger, hidden pocket and light as a feather |
| Miniature Kraken-In-A-Jar |
Cuddly. Possibly vengeful. |
| Spam-flavored Milkshake |
No one asked for this. That’s why it’s here. |
| Arcade Token of Infinite Continues |
Warning: Doesn’t work on real life. |
| Hexpress-o Shot |
May grant temporary clairvoyance. |
| Starlight Robe |
Legally classified as a minor celestial body in 3 jurisdictions. |
| Ring of Continuous Snacking |
Creates a small snack every 10 minutes. Cannot be turned off. |
| NyQuil Night Blend |
For when you REALLY need to sleep. |
| Black Velvet Robe |
Luxurious and rich velvet, silver trim, enormous hood and pockets, embroidered with your number. |
| Beach Towel of Perfect Sand Repulsion |
Never gritty. Always soft. |