| 53537 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Bloody Pizza Slice |
Who needs mustard, right? Nom, nom. |
| Rubbery Ninja Stars |
They bounce off the walls and scare no one. Just like you. |
| Hollywood Monster |
Sure, it's a monster, but it's famous!!! |
| Performance Review |
You're doing a great job! Keep it up! |
| Tower Kitten |
Every tower needs a kitten! This little guy clearly wants to live here, but what shall we call him? |
| Drain Cleaner |
In case of a horrible emergency. Do not consume. |
| Knife Pen |
Honestly this knife doesn't write very well, but it'll open your letters, and probably your palm. |
| Neuralizer |
Ooh! Shiny! Flashy! Grants a mystery flair for a week. |
| Curiosity Mower |
A long lost prototype-cousin of the Curiosity Rover. It mows, and also moos. It might actually be a cow. |
| Microwaved Burrito |
Nuked by Jesus himself. What would the Bible have to say about this? Ah, who cares, you've got a burrito! |
| Octarine Lollipop |
Each eight lick tastes like a different kind of chaos. |
| Pizza Pie Dagger |
The true multi-purpose dagger for all your sacrificial, pizza slicin' and pie cuttin' needs! |
| Tinned Tower Tuna Treats |
Whether you're on the verge of starvation, a cat owner, or craving a spiral delicacy, these nutrient packed fishy treats will hit the spot! With a shelf-life of over 3028 years, you can really savour them. |
| Spongy Dagger |
Shhh! It's foam! Don't tell anyone! Looks super real, and is handy when you're just not feelin' it and ain't really in a sacrificin' mood, but don't wanna be left out or a party pooper. |