| 50935 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Bloody Pizza Slice |
Who needs mustard, right? Nom, nom. |
| Rubbery Ninja Stars |
They bounce off the walls and scare no one. Just like you. |
| Hollywood Monster |
Sure, it's a monster, but it's famous!!! |
| Performance Review |
You're doing a great job! Keep it up! |
| Tower Kitten |
Every tower needs a kitten! This little guy clearly wants to live here, but what shall we call him? |
| Drain Cleaner |
In case of a horrible emergency. Do not consume. |
| Knife Pen |
Honestly this knife doesn't write very well, but it'll open your letters, and probably your palm. |
| Neuralizer |
Ooh! Shiny! Flashy! Grants a mystery flair for a week. |
| Curiosity Mower |
A long lost prototype-cousin of the Curiosity Rover. It mows, and also moos. It might actually be a cow. |
| Microwaved Burrito |
Nuked by Jesus himself. What would the Bible have to say about this? Ah, who cares, you've got a burrito! |
| Octarine Lollipop |
Each eight lick tastes like a different kind of chaos. |
| Pizza Pie Dagger |
The true multi-purpose dagger for all your sacrificial, pizza slicin' and pie cuttin' needs! |
| Tinned Tower Tuna Treats |
Whether you're on the verge of starvation, a cat owner, or craving a spiral delicacy, these nutrient packed fishy treats will hit the spot! With a shelf-life of over 3028 years, you can really savour them. |
| Spongy Dagger |
Shhh! It's foam! Don't tell anyone! Looks super real, and is handy when you're just not feelin' it and ain't really in a sacrificin' mood, but don't wanna be left out or a party pooper. |
| Black Kitten |
One of a littler of 6 red-eyed kittens that were found under the floorboards of the Spiral sacrificial chambers. Look into its eyes, it's almost as if it cast a spell on you.. You have been chosen. |
| Haunted Spiral Coin |
Proof of surviving Halloween 2024 in the clutches of the spooky Spiral. |
| Reapers Robe |
Smooth black velvet, lush orange silk lining. Enormous and ominous hood. Silver skull detailing. Endless pockets. Extra swooshy. |
| Radiating Mug |
Glows in the dark and lights up your day, literally. May be coated in some sort of radioactive material but don't worry, you will become immune eventually, surely. If not, you'll gain a cool mutation! |
| Party Kitten |
Sparkly coat of rainbow colors. Lives off of frosting and sprinkles and enjoys playing with disco balls. |
| Ring of Power |
This will make you like, totally empowered! Like eternal life and shit! Trust me bro, you'll be so badass! |