| 24453 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Book of Unusual Greetings |
You probably wouldn't get anyone's attention with these. |
| Sparlor Hits Soundtrack |
Includes hits such as: "Banned Twice", "What is this place?" and "99 Suds" |
| Junk Mail |
What kind of a deviant mind would mail their junk?! It's mine now. |
| Bad Apple |
He doesn't just keep the doctor away, he keeps everyone away! What a foul little fiend. |
| Tower Kitten |
Every tower needs a kitten! This little guy clearly wants to live here, but what shall we call him? |
| Retro Denim Robe |
Pockets! So many pockets! Durable and cool, with your number hand-stitched onto it. |
| Protection Charm |
Keeps you safe, but breaks after one use. |
| Sappy Serenade |
Once written and recorded by the lonely ghost of the tower, lamenting his long lost love. |
| Velvet Pouch |
Attaches to any garment. Good for carrying small items, tiny daggers, marbles... even a sandwich. |
| Uplifting Candies |
Sometimes all you need is a bag of candy. Instant happiness guaranteed. |
| Tower Mouse |
A quick and friendly little fellow. Skitters into your room every day to say hello. A connoisseur of cheeses. |
| Red Frog |
Emits jovial sounds of celebration. He's always up for a party and keeps you up through the nights. |
| Endless Spud Splushie |
SpiP #101 - PO-TA-TOES! The goodest little squishy spud. Very apeeling. Don't dip him in yogurt, please. |
| Number Checker |
Newest thing in Sparlor technology! Just write "number check" and see your number in your flair! Wow! |
| KotH Splushie |
SpiP #239 - Has an infinite supply of the finest Swiss hot chocolate, chamomile tea and popcorn. |
| Spiral Ring x2 |
The most beautiful Spiralian silver with mustard crystals. Has calming, healing, delicious and cozy properties. |
| Biz Splushie |
SpiP #199 - A clever little plush with pockets full of fortunes! If you're lucky, he might help you solve mysteries. |
| Snakes Splushie |
SpiP #055 - Got snakes? The coolest bartender ever! Comes with sooo many snakes, but she still needs MORE! MORE!! |
| Fire Flower Seeds |
Grow your own Super Fire Flowers. When consumed, you can shoot fireballs! Or make some BBQ anywhere, either way. |
| Pen Knife |
This pen probably isn't mightier than a sword, but at least you can sign your name with it.. In blood. |
| Bibble Splushie |
SpiP #001 - The bestest & bibbliest Skit is now your BFF! He's got pockets full of shiny pebbles, and he'll grant you 29 o a day for being so awesome. |
| Safari Scott Splushie |
SpiP #013 - Equipped with full safari-gear and all kinds of wild tales of epic adventures! |
| Towering Tool Belt |
Holds all your essential Tower-tinkering-tools, such as your dagger, chloroform, cookies and rocks. |
| Hunky Bibbleskit Poster |
As requested by DTI! |
| Ye Olde Spiral Pen |
Who doth hath this most wondrous pen shalt writeth the most stout of w'rds, enthralling the spiral toweth'r |
| Christmas Kitten |
This little guy crawled down the Tower chimney! Will you adopt him? He's red, with a white tail, and meows Christmas carols. |
| Free Hugs |
Sometimes a good hug is very important. And so are you, friend. |
| Spiral Sundress |
A classically beautiful floral print with beautiful spiral detailing. Flows in the sunlight, glows in moonlight. Gorgeous! |
| Tongue-twisting Tome of Tenacious Tongues |
This tongue-in-cheek book, possibly mocking the writer’s almost perverse tendency to alliterate, is perfect for practicing your pronunciation or challenging your friends to a duel of diction. |
| Moonlight Dagger |
Elegant form, decorated with opal gemstones. Gets an eerie glow at full moon... |
| Tinned Tower Tuna Treats |
Whether you're on the verge of starvation, a cat owner, or craving a spiral delicacy, these nutrient packed fishy treats will hit the spot! With a shelf-life of over 3028 years, you can really savour them. |
| Spiral Rug Cutters |
Suede soles, beautiful wallflower-pattern, 1 inch heels, indestructible toes for dancing with beginners or kicking pipes, and ventilation to avert foot stench for up to 8h. |
| Time |
Time is money. |
| Emotional Support |
There for you, friend. |
| How To Spiral 101 |
What is this place? What do the numbers mean? Help, I got flushed? Find weird answers for all your questions! |
| Fabulous Bouquet |
Absolutley beautifully arranged bouquet. Anyone receiving one would surely be flattered. |
| Handmade Card |
I made this with my own little hands, you couldn't wish for more! Fingerpaints, glitter and stickers galore! Hugs. |
| Hunky DTI Poster x2 |
Adorn your floor with this rare and smoldering vintage poster of the Master of the Tower. Droolcup not included. |
| Conspiracy Theories |
Why are there 2 Scotts? Why is it called the fl-USHER? What does DTI REALLY stand for?! Tinfoil hat included. |
| Magical Spiral Challah |
Braided in the traditional spiralian way, which also makes it last for what seems like an eternity? Must be some sort of sorcery, but you'll never run out of this bread. |
| Jingly Spiral Ornament |
A softly jingling golden little memento of celebrating Christmas 2024 in the Spiral Tower. |
| Spiral Herbs of Warmth |
A special selection of the finest seasonal spiral herbs, only harvested during Christmas-time. May cause extraordinary niceness and warm fuzzy feels when added to any dish, or sprinkled on a friend. |