| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
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| Aviar |
"A little bird companion. Some say they grant great gifts." |
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| Cosmic Spiral Rucksack |
Sturdy and dagger-proof! Changes color depending on your mood. Pockets and holders for your daggers, robe, even your swiss hot chocolate! Hidden compartment containing a black hole, for.. reasons. |
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| Robe of Too Many Pockets |
Youll lose everything, stylishly. |
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| Empty Jar |
The thing is: it's not always empty. |
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| Frequent Flushing Miles |
ONLY FOR THE FLUSHED! Have you been flushed once? Buy one. Been flushed twice? Buy two, and so on. |
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| Ring of Continuous Snacking |
Creates a small snack every 10 minutes. Cannot be turned off. |
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| Infinite Improbabili-tea |
Tastes different every time, sometimes before you drink it. |
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| Bottle of Mead of Poetry |
One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
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| Portable Hole |
A hole in space-time. Where does it go? Nobody knows. |
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| Child-made Lemonade |
Has whole chunks of lemon. How it was made was questionable. |
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| Towering Heels |
Strut the Tower in style with these gorgeous heels that will go with everything, even blood - which will make them sparkle. Secret dagger hidden in heel. |
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| Ruby Slippers |
With a click of your heels, you're teleported down to the Tower Gardens. |
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| Spiral Herbs of Warmth |
A special selection of the finest seasonal spiral herbs, only harvested during Christmas-time. May cause extraordinary niceness and warm fuzzy feels when added to any dish, or sprinkled on a friend. |
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| Jingly Spiral Ornament |
A softly jingling golden little memento of celebrating Christmas 2024 in the Spiral Tower. |
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| Magical Spiral Challah |
Braided in the traditional spiralian way, which also makes it last for what seems like an eternity? Must be some sort of sorcery, but you'll never run out of this bread. |
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| Conspiracy Theories |
Why are there 2 Scotts? Why is it called the fl-USHER? What does DTI REALLY stand for?! Tinfoil hat included. |
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| Hunky DTI Poster |
Adorn your floor with this rare and smoldering vintage poster of the Master of the Tower. Droolcup not included. |
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| Handmade Card |
I made this with my own little hands, you couldn't wish for more! Fingerpaints, glitter and stickers galore! Hugs. |
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| Fabulous Bouquet |
Absolutley beautifully arranged bouquet. Anyone receiving one would surely be flattered. |
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| How To Spiral 101 |
What is this place? What do the numbers mean? Help, I got flushed? Find weird answers for all your questions! |
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| Emotional Support |
There for you, friend. |
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| Time |
Time is money. |
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| Spiral Rug Cutters |
Suede soles, beautiful wallflower-pattern, 1 inch heels, indestructible toes for dancing with beginners or kicking pipes, and ventilation to avert foot stench for up to 8h. |
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| Tinned Tower Tuna Treats |
Whether you're on the verge of starvation, a cat owner, or craving a spiral delicacy, these nutrient packed fishy treats will hit the spot! With a shelf-life of over 3028 years, you can really savour them. |
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| Moonlight Dagger |
Elegant form, decorated with opal gemstones. Gets an eerie glow at full moon... |
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| Tongue-twisting Tome of Tenacious Tongues |
This tongue-in-cheek book, possibly mocking the writers almost perverse tendency to alliterate, is perfect for practicing your pronunciation or challenging your friends to a duel of diction. |
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| Spiral Sundress |
A classically beautiful floral print with beautiful spiral detailing. Flows in the sunlight, glows in moonlight. Gorgeous! |
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| Free Hugs |
Sometimes a good hug is very important. And so are you, friend. |
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| Christmas Kitten |
This little guy crawled down the Tower chimney! Will you adopt him? He's red, with a white tail, and meows Christmas carols. |
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| Ye Olde Spiral Pen |
Who doth hath this most wondrous pen shalt writeth the most stout of w'rds, enthralling the spiral toweth'r |
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| Hunky Bibbleskit Poster |
As requested by DTI! |
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| Towering Tool Belt |
Holds all your essential Tower-tinkering-tools, such as your dagger, chloroform, cookies and rocks. |
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| Safari Scott Splushie |
SpiP #013 - Equipped with full safari-gear and all kinds of wild tales of epic adventures! |
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| Bibble Splushie |
SpiP #001 - The bestest & bibbliest Skit is now your BFF! He's got pockets full of shiny pebbles, and he'll grant you 29 o a day for being so awesome. |
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| Pen Knife |
This pen probably isn't mightier than a sword, but at least you can sign your name with it.. In blood. |
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| Fire Flower Seeds |
Grow your own Super Fire Flowers. When consumed, you can shoot fireballs! Or make some BBQ anywhere, either way. |
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| Snakes Splushie |
SpiP #055 - Got snakes? The coolest bartender ever! Comes with sooo many snakes, but she still needs MORE! MORE!! |
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| Biz Splushie |
SpiP #199 - A clever little plush with pockets full of fortunes! If you're lucky, he might help you solve mysteries. |
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| Spiral Ring |
The most beautiful Spiralian silver with mustard crystals. Has calming, healing, delicious and cozy properties. |
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| KotH Splushie |
SpiP #239 - Has an infinite supply of the finest Swiss hot chocolate, chamomile tea and popcorn. |
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| Number Checker |
Newest thing in Sparlor technology! Just write \"number check\" and see your number in your flair! Wow! |
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| Endless Spud Splushie |
SpiP #101 - PO-TA-TOES! The goodest little squishy spud. Very apeeling. Don't dip him in yogurt, please. |
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| Red Frog |
Emits jovial sounds of celebration. He's always up for a party and keeps you up through the nights. |
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| Tower Mouse |
A quick and friendly little fellow. Skitters into your room every day to say hello. A connoisseur of cheeses. |
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| Uplifting Candies |
Sometimes all you need is a bag of candy. Instant happiness guaranteed. |
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| Velvet Pouch |
Attaches to any garment. Good for carrying small items, tiny daggers, marbles... even a sandwich. |
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| Sappy Serenade |
Once written and recorded by the lonely ghost of the tower, lamenting his long lost love. |
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| Protection Charm |
Keeps you safe, but breaks after one use. |
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| Retro Denim Robe |
Pockets! So many pockets! Durable and cool, with your number hand-stitched onto it. |
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| Tower Kitten |
Every tower needs a kitten! This little guy clearly wants to live here, but what shall we call him? |
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| Bad Apple |
He doesn't just keep the doctor away, he keeps everyone away! What a foul little fiend. |
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| Junk Mail |
What kind of a deviant mind would mail their junk?! It's mine now. |
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| Sparlor Hits Soundtrack |
Includes hits such as: \"Banned Twice\", \"What is this place?\" and \"99 Suds\" |
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| Book of Unusual Greetings |
You probably wouldn't get anyone's attention with these. |
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