| 20227 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Book of Unusual Greetings |
You probably wouldn't get anyone's attention with these. |
| Sparlor Hits Soundtrack |
Includes hits such as: "Banned Twice", "What is this place?" and "99 Suds" |
| Junk Mail |
What kind of a deviant mind would mail their junk?! It's mine now. |
| Bad Apple |
He doesn't just keep the doctor away, he keeps everyone away! What a foul little fiend. |
| Tower Kitten |
Every tower needs a kitten! This little guy clearly wants to live here, but what shall we call him? |
| Retro Denim Robe |
Pockets! So many pockets! Durable and cool, with your number hand-stitched onto it. |
| Protection Charm |
Keeps you safe, but breaks after one use. |
| Sappy Serenade |
Once written and recorded by the lonely ghost of the tower, lamenting his long lost love. |
| Velvet Pouch |
Attaches to any garment. Good for carrying small items, tiny daggers, marbles... even a sandwich. |
| Uplifting Candies |
Sometimes all you need is a bag of candy. Instant happiness guaranteed. |
| Tower Mouse |
A quick and friendly little fellow. Skitters into your room every day to say hello. A connoisseur of cheeses. |
| Red Frog |
Emits jovial sounds of celebration. He's always up for a party and keeps you up through the nights. |
| Endless Spud Plushie |
SpiP #101 - PO-TA-TOES! The goodest little squishy spud. Very apeeling. Don't dip him in yogurt, please. |
| Number Checker |
Newest thing in Sparlor technology! Just write "number check" and see your number in your flair! Wow! |
| KotH Plushie |
SpiP #239 - Has an infinite supply of the finest Swiss hot chocolate, chamomile tea and popcorn. |
| Spiral Ring x2 |
The most beautiful Spiralian silver with mustard crystals. Has calming, healing, delicious and cozy properties. |
| Biz Plushie |
SpiP #199 - A clever little plush with pockets full of fortunes! If you're lucky, he might help you solve mysteries. |
| Snakes Plushie |
SpiP #055 - Got snakes? The coolest bartender ever! Comes with sooo many snakes, but she still needs MORE! MORE!! |
| Fire Flower Seeds |
Grow your own Super Fire Flowers. When consumed, you can shoot fireballs! Or make some BBQ anywhere, either way. |
| Pen Knife |
This pen probably isn't mightier than a sword, but at least you can sign your name with it.. In blood. |
| Bibble Plushie |
SpiP #001 - The bestest & bibbliest Skit is now your BFF! He's got pockets full of shiny pebbles, and he'll grant you 29 o a day for being so awesome. |
| Safari Scott Plushie |
SpiP #013 - Equipped with full safari-gear and all kinds of wild tales of epic adventures! |
| Towering Tool Belt |
Holds all your essential Tower-tinkering-tools, such as your dagger, chloroform, cookies and rocks. |
| Hunky Bibbleskit Poster |
As requested by DTI! |
| Ye Olde Spiral Pen |
Who doth hath this most wondrous pen shalt writeth the most stout of w'rds, enthralling the spiral toweth'r |
| Christmas Kitten |
This little guy crawled down the Tower chimney! Will you adopt him? He's red, with a white tail, and meows Christmas carols. |
| Free Hugs |
Sometimes a good hug is very important. And so are you, friend. |
| Spiral Sundress |
A classically beautiful floral print with beautiful spiral detailing. Flows in the sunlight, glows in moonlight. Gorgeous! |
| Tongue-twisting Tome of Tenacious Tongues |
This tongue-in-cheek book, possibly mocking the writer’s almost perverse tendency to alliterate, is perfect for practicing your pronunciation or challenging your friends to a duel of diction. |
| Moonlight Dagger |
Elegant form, decorated with opal gemstones. Gets an eerie glow at full moon... |
| Tinned Tower Tuna Treats |
Whether you're on the verge of starvation, a cat owner, or craving a spiral delicacy, these nutrient packed fishy treats will hit the spot! With a shelf-life of over 3028 years, you can really savour them. |
| Spiral Rug Cutters |
Suede soles, beautiful wallflower-pattern, 1 inch heels, indestructible toes for dancing with beginners or kicking pipes, and ventilation to avert foot stench for up to 8h. |
| Time |
Time is money. |
| Emotional Support |
There for you, friend. |
| How To Spiral 101 |
What is this place? What do the numbers mean? Help, I got flushed? Find weird answers for all your questions! |
| Fabulous Bouquet |
Absolutley beautifully arranged bouquet. Anyone receiving one would surely be flattered. |