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The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Scary Movies Vol 3 |
Scare the whole Sparlor with; 'Texas Chainsaw YEET' & 'The YEET Party Massacre |
| YEETmas Pizza |
Ham, cranberries and gravy on a delightful gingerbread floor-crust. |
| Body Pillow |
For those lonely nights. The picture of your Sparlor-crush is printed on it. Better hide it well. |
| Velvet Curtains |
Luxurious, heavy, and sure to keep the light out of your room. |
| Mysterious Tome |
Found hidden under some of the steps. A warning is crudely scribbled on the cover.. |
| Red Satin Robe |
Shiny, smooth and flowing, with medium pockets and a color that hides bloodstains perfectly. |
| Tower Bat |
Chills in your room upside down, ventures out at night. Likes it when you read Dracula to him. |
| DTI Splushie |
SpiP #329 - Your very own little trustworthy DTI! Comes with a tiny plush mustard sandwich and banhammer. |
| Scary Movies Vol 1 |
Don't watch these alone; 'Paranormal Yeetivity' & 'Nightmare on Yeet Street'. |
| Dracula's Ring |
An extravagant blood red ruby ring. Allows you to walk outside during daytime without bursting into flames. |
| KotH Splushie |
SpiP #239 - Has an infinite supply of the finest Swiss hot chocolate, chamomile tea and popcorn. |
| Moonlight Dagger |
Elegant form, decorated with opal gemstones. Gets an eerie glow at full moon... |
| Bag o' Tricks |
Full of nefarious goodies. Maybe it has something that will help you steal an item off of someone else. |
| Rude Sarcastic Splushie |
SpiP #111 - Don't worry, he's actually super sweet. Carries a suspicious box of spiders with him. |
| Hunky DTI Poster |
Adorn your floor with this rare and smoldering vintage poster of the Master of the Tower. Droolcup not included. |
| Pizza Pie Dagger |
The true multi-purpose dagger for all your sacrificial, pizza slicin' and pie cuttin' needs! |
| Droolcup |
Limited-time accessory! Hunky DTI poster not included. |
| Sexy Sinjury Poster |
Depicts sauce being poured over a bunch of tentacles on a bed of rice. |
| Hunky Bibbleskit Poster |
As requested by DTI! |
| Tentacly Body Pillow |
Feelin' lonesome? Could do with a squishy arm around you? Feel safe and squished as you float in the dreamlands! |
| Snakes' Eternal Drink |
A magically perpetual drink of ever-changing delicious flavor. Never go thirsty again with this snakey concoction. |
| Soothing Squish |
Sometimes all you need is a good squish. Transforms to any sort of squish of your liking. |
| Jigsaw Puzzle |
Do you want to play a game? A beautiful 30.000 piece puzzle depicting the Spiral Tower! |
| Azure Dagger |
Glistens like lightning and glows when it rains. Forged from the finest blue Spiralian Steel. |
| Spiral Summer Hits Vol 1 |
The hottest mixtape this summer! Includes the hits: Who Left The Meat Out, Party Flush Anthem, and Hunky Town. |
| Tongue-twisting Tome of Tenacious Tongues |
This tongue-in-cheek book, possibly mocking the writer’s almost perverse tendency to alliterate, is perfect for practicing your pronunciation or challenging your friends to a duel of diction. |