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The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Psychic Houseplant |
It can't speak, but it hear everything you ever think. Yes, it judges you. |
| A Spiraly Bow Tie |
Look at you! So dapper and fancy. And it spins! |
| Chest of Books |
Found in the dusty cellars of the tower. Includes history of the Tower, maps and some old diaries. |
| Black Velvet Robe |
Luxurious and rich velvet, silver trim, enormous hood and pockets, embroidered with your number. |
| Box of Chocolates |
You never know what you're gonna get. Except caramel, there's always some caramel in there. |
| KotH Plushie |
SpiP #239 - Has an infinite supply of the finest Swiss hot chocolate, chamomile tea and popcorn. |
| Biz Plushie |
SpiP #199 - A clever little plush with pockets full of fortunes! If you're lucky, he might help you solve mysteries. |
| Protection Charm |
Keeps you safe, but breaks after one use. |
| Bag o' Tricks x4 |
Full of nefarious goodies. Maybe it has something that will help you steal an item off of someone else. |
| Tower Ring |
Allows you to teleport as you please between any floors and alternate dimensions of the Tower! |
| Electric Robe |
Shockingly blue and shines like lightning. Sparks randomly and emits a low electrical hum as you move. |
| Hunky DTI Poster |
Adorn your floor with this rare and smoldering vintage poster of the Master of the Tower. Droolcup not included. |
| Bibble Plushie |
SpiP #001 - The bestest & bibbliest Skit is now your BFF! He's got pockets full of shiny pebbles, and he'll grant you 29 o a day for being so awesome. |
| Old Feller Plushie |
SpiP #004 - He's not what he seems.. Pat him and he gives you an exciting fact, but only once a day. |
| Rude Sarcastic Plushie |
SpiP #111 - Don't worry, he's actually super sweet. Carries a suspicious box of spiders with him. |
| Mustelid Plushie |
SpiP #257 - The most wholesome and helpful friend! Sings the blues beautifully, especially around water and birds. |
| Commemorative Pumpkin |
I celebrated Halloween in the Tower 2023! BOO! |
| Special Halloween Dagger |
Black blade with spiral damascus, orange wooden handle with skeleton pins and a pumpkin pommel. |
| Hunky DTI Costume |
Be the man himself! Banhammer, yorkshire pudding and english accent included. |
| Sinjury Costume |
Move in the shadows, spreading glitter wherever you go. Very tentacly, extra squish. |
| Lucifer Plushie |
SpiP #666 - Our tiny overlord in all his glory! Pitchfork, hellfire and evil plans included. Only available on Halloween. |
| Scary Stories of the Tower |
An anthology of bone-chilling and cursed tales. The pages were found behind a bricked up wall in the tombs.. |
| Reapers Robe |
Smooth black velvet, lush orange silk lining. Enormous and ominous hood. Silver skull detailing. Endless pockets. Extra swooshy. |
| Commemorative Eggplant |
'Member when the Tower flooded with eggplants? I 'member. |
| Towering Tool Belt |
Holds all your essential Tower-tinkering-tools, such as your dagger, chloroform, cookies and rocks. |
| Sexy Sinjury Poster |
Depicts sauce being poured over a bunch of tentacles on a bed of rice. |
| How To Spiral 101 |
What is this place? What do the numbers mean? Help, I got flushed? Find weird answers for all your questions! |
| Tower Rations |
A tin of essentials; clump of fresh meat, 1 x celery cake, 1 x spiral baguette, box of "raisins", 1 x sippy-cup of sacrificial juice. |
| GeePedicy Plushie |
SpiP #122 - The OG Gee, sweet as can be! Equipped with cool Jewish facts and pockets full of endless celery! Do not offer him carrots. |
| Safari Scott Plushie |
SpiP #013 - Equipped with full safari-gear and all kinds of wild tales of epic adventures! |
| Assfuck Plushie |
SpiP #269 - He's dressed exactly as you'd expect. Randomly asks if you have a Pornhub account. He's adorable, though. |
| Huh Plushie |
SpiP #835 - He's got pockets full of bacteria, and he ain't afraid to use 'em! Plays a tiny guitar at random times. You better applaud.. |
| Mitt Plushie |
SpiP #911 - Who you gonna call? MITTHRAWNURUO! Solid as a rock. Poke at your own risk. Comes with a very peculiar arsenal and first-aid kit. |
| Frequent Flushing Miles |
ONLY FOR THE FLUSHED! Have you been flushed once? Buy one. Been flushed twice? Buy two, and so on. |
| Mulberry Plushie |
SpiP #093 - Are you sure you can handle this plushie? It might make you...blushie. Comes with blindfold, whips and beautiful melodies. |
| Asherjade Plushie |
SpiP #032 - A feisty little fisherman from the Tower mote! Tiny model airplane, fancy fishing lures and delicious pie included. |
| Gryphon's Gourmet Grub |
These gourmet rations are fit for a king – or at least a gryphon. It’s seeds. Just seeds, but the name makes you want them more, right? Right? |
| Pocket-sized Port-a-Portal Parchment |
This magical parchment, paired with a crayon of your choice, allows adventurers to create temporary portals to different levels of the endless tower. |
| Moonlight Dagger |
Elegant form, decorated with opal gemstones. Gets an eerie glow at full moon... |
| Octarine Lollipop |
Each eight lick tastes like a different kind of chaos. |
| Spiral Cloak of Confusion |
Confused? Wanting to confuse further? This is the cloak for masters of kung-fusion and conning cultusion. What? Ah, working as intended. |
| Lit Tower Phaser |
When there's something strange in your neighborhood... Perfect for stunning, shocking, lighting it up, and of course; groovy spiral raves. |
| Lore Whip Taters |
The bestest organic tower-taters, lovingly grown, having passed of old age and filled with wisdom - this whip is steeped in delicious Stower lore. |