| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
716917o |
| Soothing Spiral Tea |
A bag of the tastiest blend from the Spiral gardens. Hints of spiralian roses, turnips, mustard and steel. You'll be surprised how soothing it is! |
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| Another Dimension |
A well secluded place for those with voyeuristic intention to see all. |
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| Soothing Squish |
Sometimes all you need is a good squish. Transforms to any sort of squish of your liking. |
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| Mylvee Splushie |
SpiP #104 - hungry. bites you. prions are scary. dinat dinat do. death by glamour. milk. two planets approach the roche limit. bal man. walk don't run. battle for dream island. we are eternal. eepy. |
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| Endless Spud Splushie |
SpiP #101 - PO-TA-TOES! The goodest little squishy spud. Very apeeling. Don't dip him in yogurt, please. |
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| Kyonlion Splushie |
SpiP #099 - Rawr! Fluffy as a lion! Has a shirt with lucky 7's all over it and comes with a cute little Kyoncub! |
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| Cool Mike Splushie |
SpiP #5000 - He's Mike, he's the coolest! Pockets full of teeny rocks & minerals, comes with a tiny rock collecting kit and amazing facts. He ROCKS! |
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| Middlefinger Splushie |
SpiP #200 - Don't let the name fool you! This little guy will always be your number one cheerleader, psychologist, and ultimate problem solver, he just might flip you off while doing it. Scratch that...he definitely will. |
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| Revesvans Splushie |
SpiP #202 - Handsomely clad in his traditional norwegian Bunad! Writes wickedly awesome fantasy novels for you, signed copies, of course. |
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| Sinjury Splushie |
SpiP #123 - An abhorrent conjuring of your wildest nightmares, but it gives such warm and cuddly squishes! Warning: Tentacles may multiply. Za awtgsshu wgah uulg'ma ywaq zaix. ULL vera skish! SQUISH! |
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| Bioluminescent Robe |
Gives you that fungal glow, without the spores. Probably. |
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| Potion of Existential Dread |
Makes you realize the futility of life. Somehow still a popular purchase. |
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| Bottle of Mead of Poetry |
One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
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| Porcelain Cup of Unrealistic Physics |
Will not shatter when dropped. |
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| Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blaster |
Grants stealth by causing observers to momentarily forget your existence. |
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| Potion of Acceptable Social Interactions |
You know why. |
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| Don't Panic Danish |
Served on an artisanal sugar towel. |
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| Mostly Harmless Masala Chai |
97% bliss, 3% plausible deniability. |
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| Cyberpunk Visor of Optimistic Nihilism |
See the future in glitchy neon. |
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| Infinite Improbabili-tea |
Tastes different every time, sometimes before you drink it. |
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| The Last Library Card |
Grants entry to libraries both mortal and mythic. |
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| Hatter's Bottomless Teapot |
Pours endless tea, but never the same kind twice! |
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| Cloak of Dramatic Billowing |
Just epic flair. Perfect for grand entrances and exits alike. |
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| Tongue-twisting Tome of Tenacious Tongues |
This tongue-in-cheek book, possibly mocking the writers almost perverse tendency to alliterate, is perfect for practicing your pronunciation or challenging your friends to a duel of diction. |
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| Apollina Splushie |
SpiP #044 - The perfectly optimized plushie for hugs! Pure sunshine in cuddle-form. GLOMP! |
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| Spiral Herbs of Warmth |
A special selection of the finest seasonal spiral herbs, only harvested during Christmas-time. May cause extraordinary niceness and warm fuzzy feels when added to any dish, or sprinkled on a friend. |
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| Squishy Tentacles of Cheer |
Like a squish in pastry form! Baked with love by a thousand tentacles, quite quickly too! Squishy texture, creamy filling, and sprinkles on top, of course. Qam oou iilth ez i awtgsshu amun on'ma! |
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| Cliffy's Festive Froggies |
It is FLUSHmas, my dudes. |
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| Magical Spiral Menorah |
Light this baby up and watch the magic of the Spiral unfold before your eyes! Scenes of FLUSHmases past, secrets of the tower, fresh meat gone bad, and more! Wow! |
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| Sonic Screwdriver of Space-time Shenanigans |
With this versatile tool, you can hack into alien technology, unlock doors, and even fix the occasional plot hole in the fabric of reality. |
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| R3cl41m3r Splushie |
SpiP #41 - This adventurous little pilgrim insists you take him exploring through the tower and on all your journeys! Randomly recites poetry and latin phrases. Comes with tiny tarot cards, in case of emergency. |
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| Lore Whip Taters |
The bestest organic tower-taters, lovingly grown, having passed of old age and filled with wisdom - this whip is steeped in delicious Stower lore. |
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| Lit Tower Phaser |
When there's something strange in your neighborhood... Perfect for stunning, shocking, lighting it up, and of course; groovy spiral raves. |
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| Spiral Cloak of Confusion |
Confused? Wanting to confuse further? This is the cloak for masters of kung-fusion and conning cultusion. What? Ah, working as intended. |
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| Octarine Lollipop |
Each eighth lick tastes like a different kind of chaos. |
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| Moonlight Dagger |
Elegant form, decorated with opal gemstones. Gets an eerie glow at full moon... |
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| Pocket-sized Port-a-Portal Parchment |
This magical parchment, paired with a crayon of your choice, allows adventurers to create temporary portals to different levels of the endless tower. |
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| Gryphon's Gourmet Grub |
These gourmet rations are fit for a king – or at least a gryphon. Its seeds. Just seeds, but the name makes you want them more, right? Right? |
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| Asherjade Splushie |
SpiP #032 - A feisty little fisherman from the Tower mote! Tiny model airplane, fancy fishing lures and delicious pie included. |
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| Mulberry Splushie |
SpiP #093 - Are you sure you can handle this plushie? It might make you...blushie. Comes with blindfold, whips and beautiful melodies. |
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| Frequent Flushing Miles |
ONLY FOR THE FLUSHED! Have you been flushed once? Buy one. Been flushed twice? Buy two, and so on. |
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| Mitt Splushie |
SpiP #911 - Who you gonna call? MITTHRAWNURUO! Solid as a rock. Poke at your own risk. Comes with a very peculiar arsenal and first-aid kit. |
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| Huh Splushie |
SpiP #835 - He's got pockets full of bacteria, and he ain't afraid to use 'em! Plays a tiny guitar at random times. You better applaud.. |
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| Assfuck Splushie |
SpiP #269 - He's dressed exactly as you'd expect. Randomly asks if you have a Pornhub account. He's adorable, though. |
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| Safari Scott Splushie |
SpiP #013 - Equipped with full safari-gear and all kinds of wild tales of epic adventures! |
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| GeePedicy Splushie |
SpiP #122 - The OG Gee, sweet as can be! Equipped with cool Jewish facts and pockets full of endless celery! Do not offer him carrots. |
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| Tower Rations |
A tin of essentials; clump of fresh meat, 1 x celery cake, 1 x spiral baguette, box of \"raisins\", 1 x sippy-cup of sacrificial juice. |
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| How To Spiral 101 |
What is this place? What do the numbers mean? Help, I got flushed? Find weird answers for all your questions! |
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| Sexy Sinjury Poster |
Depicts sauce being poured over a bunch of tentacles on a bed of rice. |
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| Towering Tool Belt |
Holds all your essential Tower-tinkering-tools, such as your dagger, chloroform, cookies and rocks. |
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| Commemorative Eggplant |
'Member when the Tower flooded with eggplants? I 'member. |
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| Reapers Robe |
Smooth black velvet, lush orange silk lining. Enormous and ominous hood. Silver skull detailing. Endless pockets. Extra swooshy. |
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| Scary Stories of the Tower |
An anthology of bone-chilling and cursed tales. The pages were found behind a bricked up wall in the tombs.. |
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| Lucifer Splushie |
SpiP #666 - Our tiny overlord in all his glory! Pitchfork, hellfire and evil plans included. Only available on Halloween. |
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| Sinjury Costume |
Move in the shadows, spreading glitter wherever you go. Very tentacly, extra squish. |
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| Hunky DTI Costume |
Be the man himself! Banhammer, yorkshire pudding and english accent included. |
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| Special Halloween Dagger |
Black blade with spiral damascus, orange wooden handle with skeleton pins and a pumpkin pommel. |
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| Commemorative Pumpkin |
I celebrated Halloween in the Tower 2023! BOO! |
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| Mustelid Splushie |
SpiP #257 - The most wholesome and helpful friend! Sings the blues beautifully, especially around water and birds. |
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| Rude Sarcastic Splushie |
SpiP #111 - Don't worry, he's actually super sweet. Carries a suspicious box of spiders with him. |
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| Old Feller Splushie |
SpiP #004 - He's not what he seems.. Pat him and he gives you an exciting fact, but only once a day. |
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| Bibble Splushie |
SpiP #001 - The bestest & bibbliest Skit is now your BFF! He's got pockets full of shiny pebbles, and he'll grant you 29 o a day for being so awesome. |
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| Hunky DTI Poster |
Adorn your floor with this rare and smoldering vintage poster of the Master of the Tower. Droolcup not included. |
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| Electric Robe |
Shockingly blue and shines like lightning. Sparks randomly and emits a low electrical hum as you move. |
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| Tower Ring |
Allows you to teleport as you please between any floors and alternate dimensions of the Tower! |
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| Bag o' Tricks |
Full of nefarious goodies. Maybe it has something that will help you steal an item off of someone else. |
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| Protection Charm |
Keeps you safe, but breaks after one use. |
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| Biz Splushie |
SpiP #199 - A clever little plush with pockets full of fortunes! If you're lucky, he might help you solve mysteries. |
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| KotH Splushie |
SpiP #239 - Has an infinite supply of the finest Swiss hot chocolate, chamomile tea and popcorn. |
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| Box of Chocolates |
You never know what you're gonna get. Except caramel, there's always some caramel in there. |
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| Black Velvet Robe |
Luxurious and rich velvet, silver trim, enormous hood and pockets, embroidered with your number. |
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| A Spiraly Bow Tie |
Look at you! So dapper and fancy. And it spins! |
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| Psychic Houseplant |
It can't speak, but it hear everything you ever think. Yes, it judges you. |
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