| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
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| Aubergine Robe |
A plush purple color with a distinctive scent to it. Slight water-damage but hey, it's vintage, and it's fabulous! |
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| Basic Black Robe |
Gets the job done, just like you. Built-in holster for your dagger, hidden pocket and light as a feather |
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| Bioluminescent Robe |
Gives you that fungal glow, without the spores. Probably. |
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| Boo Brew |
Enjoy a pint of the Spiral's finest Halloween ale! Hints of pumpkin, blood, sweat, and tears. Cheers, friend! |
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| Bubble Robe |
How...how does it even stay together? The bubbles won't break. It's mesmerizing. |
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| Chrysalis Robe |
Makes you look like whoever you want to be. No refunds if you emerge weirder. |
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| Comfy Robe |
A thick robe with a relaxed fit and pockets for your daggers, made from the fluffiest Sparlorian cotton. |
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| Copper Ingot of Ea-Nasir (Absolutely Terrible Quality) |
You deserve better. But here we are. |
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| Cute Furry Robe |
Super warm and fuzzy, adorable ears on the hood, hidden pockets, embroidered with your number. |
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| DTI Splushie |
SpiP #329 - Your very own little trustworthy DTI! Comes with a tiny plush mustard sandwich and banhammer. |
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| Dog Button |
An item that turns the owner into a dog. |
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| Emotional Support |
There for you, friend. |
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| FLUSH Freshener |
Make your flushes a bit more pleasant with the lovely scents of forest flowers and juicy fruits! |
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| Fabulous Bouquet |
Absolutley beautifully arranged bouquet. Anyone receiving one would surely be flattered. |
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| Feels |
I feel you. I felt that. You feel me? All the feels. |
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| Frequent Flushing Miles |
ONLY FOR THE FLUSHED! Have you been flushed once? Buy one. Been flushed twice? Buy two, and so on. |
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| Gold Coin Half |
Still worth quite a bit! |
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| Gossip Shell |
A beautiful sea shell. When you put it up to your ear, you can hear what people are saying about you. |
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| Handmade Card |
I made this with my own little hands, you couldn't wish for more! Fingerpaints, glitter and stickers galore! Hugs. |
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| Holy Water Bottle |
Quench your sinful thoughts or scold your demonic pals with water blessed by the Rudest of Ministers, the Pastor Sarcastor. |
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| How To Spiral 101 |
What is this place? What do the numbers mean? Help, I got flushed? Find weird answers for all your questions! |
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| Hunky DTI Poster |
Adorn your floor with this rare and smoldering vintage poster of the Master of the Tower. Droolcup not included. |
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| Inconveniently Large Hat |
Blocks vision, light, common sense, and sometimes time itself. |
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| Ineffable Robe of Bureaucratic Invisibility |
Makes you entirely unnoticeable to any government agency. Including the tax office. |
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| Kinky Robe |
Uh.. Are you sure you want to wear that to this week's sacrifice? I mean, it's a bit risqué, no? You make it work though. |
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| Love Pie |
Baked with love out of love, topped with deliciousness and filled with mushiness, filling you with love. |
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| Octarine Lollipop |
Each eighth lick tastes like a different kind of chaos. |
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| Orange Kitten |
She's a little sweetheart, but not too bright. Thinks she's a bird. Keep her away from the windows please. |
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| Pancake Slippers |
Exactly what they sound like. And they sound like this; floop, floop, floop! |
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| Plastic Robe |
I just don't wanna get any blood on me.. It doubles as a raincoat too! Stay dry for every FLUSH! |
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| Plush Pink Robe |
Embroidered with your number, beautiful sparkly tassels and BIG pockets - for your dagger, and such. |
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| Retro Denim Robe |
Pockets! So many pockets! Durable and cool, with your number hand-stitched onto it. |
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| Reversible Robe |
Dramatically sparkly and edgy on one side, soft and nap-friendly on the other. |
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| Robe of Polychromatic Liberation |
Every color you were told not to wear. Wear them all! |
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| Robe of Ruckus |
This shaggy robe is a pure delight! Huge hood with floppy ears, 25 hidden pockets, strange gadgets, trinkets and surprises which vary with each one of these robes. You kinda look like Scooby Doo! |
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| Sacrificial Spiral Shank |
Simple. Sharp. Efficient. Oooh! It has Spirals too! |
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| Sexy Sinjury Poster |
Depicts sauce being poured over a bunch of tentacles on a bed of rice. |
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| Silver Ring |
Ornately detailed for those who like rock and stone. |
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| Sinjury Splushie |
SpiP #123 - An abhorrent conjuring of your wildest nightmares, but it gives such warm and cuddly squishes! Warning: Tentacles may multiply. Za awtgsshu wgah uulg'ma ywaq zaix. ULL vera skish! SQUISH! |
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| Snakes Splushie |
SpiP #055 - Got snakes? The coolest bartender ever! Comes with sooo many snakes, but she still needs MORE! MORE!! |
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| Spiral Gang Membership |
You're in it now. Includes instructions to secret booty shake and how to make the perfect mustard sandwich. |
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| Spiral Supernova |
A delightfully gigormous bouquet of freshly picked flowers from the Spiral gardens. The colors are a feast for the eyes and the scent is almost as lovely as you! |
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| Spiral Tower Biscuit Tin |
Filled with ginger crush creams, viennese, ballerina cookies, wagon wheels, dog treats, assorted buttons, business cards and that weird tomato with pins stuck in it. Blame Grandma. |
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| Starlight Robe |
Legally classified as a minor celestial body in 3 jurisdictions. |
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| Teal Silk Robe |
Shiniest Spiralian silk, golden trim, a wonderfully large hood, embroidered with your number. |
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| Tiny Excavator |
Dig around and find out! It might be slow, but it's fun to operate. |
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| Trophy for “Trying Your Best” |
Gold-ish. Heavy with pride. |
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| Veles' Beard Oil |
Enhances charm and plausible deniability. |
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| Velvet Pouch |
Attaches to any garment. Good for carrying small items, tiny daggers, marbles... even a sandwich. |
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| Whole Tar Sprite |
Discovered in the Stower tar pits, this is the first sprite we've managed to get out completely intact. He cleans up nice, but keeps the aroma of tar. Also, don't feed him after ten. Don't ask why. |
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| \"I <3 my Planet\" t-shirt |
The planet doesn't look like Earth... What planet is that? |
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