CODENAMEDERPY's Inventory (safe)

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17025 o The currency used in SPONGE.
Sexy Sinjury Poster Depicts sauce being poured over a bunch of tentacles on a bed of rice.
Tiny Excavator Dig around and find out! It might be slow, but it's fun to operate.
Teal Silk Robe Shiniest Spiralian silk, golden trim, a wonderfully large hood, embroidered with your number.
Love Pie Baked with love out of love, topped with deliciousness and filled with mushiness, filling you with love.
Velvet Pouch Attaches to any garment. Good for carrying small items, tiny daggers, marbles... even a sandwich.
Orange Kitten She's a little sweetheart, but not too bright. Thinks she's a bird. Keep her away from the windows please.
Gossip Shell A beautiful sea shell. When you put it up to your ear, you can hear what people are saying about you.
DTI Plushie SpiP #329 - Your very own little trustworthy DTI! Comes with a tiny plush mustard sandwich and banhammer.
Comfy Robe A thick robe with a relaxed fit and pockets for your daggers, made from the fluffiest Sparlorian cotton.
FLUSH Freshener Make your flushes a bit more pleasant with the lovely scents of forest flowers and juicy fruits!
Silver Ring Ornately detailed for those who like rock and stone.
Snakes Plushie SpiP #055 - Got snakes? The coolest bartender ever! Comes with sooo many snakes, but she still needs MORE! MORE!!
Hunky DTI Poster Adorn your floor with this rare and smoldering vintage poster of the Master of the Tower. Droolcup not included.
Sacrificial Spiral Shank Simple. Sharp. Efficient. Oooh! It has Spirals too!
Holy Water Bottle Quench your sinful thoughts or scold your demonic pals with water blessed by the Rudest of Ministers, the Pastor Sarcastor.
Spiral Gang Membership You're in it now. Includes instructions to secret booty shake and how to make the perfect mustard sandwich.
Octarine Lollipop Each eight lick tastes like a different kind of chaos.
Fabulous Bouquet Absolutley beautifully arranged bouquet. Anyone receiving one would surely be flattered.