CelticDK's Inventory (safe)

Item Description
169130 o The currency used in SPONGE.
Azure Dagger Glistens like lightning and glows when it rains. Forged from the finest blue Spiralian Steel.
Pair of Boobies No, you perv. These are majestic blue footed boobies, whom are seeking a lovely home in the Tower. They're quite clumsy and will require assistance to and from the best fish-diving waters of the Tower. In case of emergency, canned sardines will do.
Spider Silk Robe Indestructible and insanely light, let's you move like a shadow. Weaved by Spiralian Tower Spiders.
Chrysalis Robe x2 Makes you look like whoever you want to be. No refunds if you emerge weirder.
Dagger of Ice This shiny blade is made of never-melting ice. Cold to the touch, it will refrigerate any beverage in under a second, just dip the tip in and enjoy! Please don't stab anyone in the heart though, that won't end well.
Robe of Ruckus This shaggy robe is a pure delight! Huge hood with floppy ears, 25 hidden pockets, strange gadgets, trinkets and surprises which vary with each one of these robes. You kinda look like Scooby Doo!
Nonpolitical Robe Equipped with special spiralian shit- and politics-sensors, this robe will temporarily stun anyone in your vicinity if there is even a whiff of politics, giving you time to flee. Thick velvet lining, a shiny bluish glow, deep pockets and a stash for treats.
Popy Robe Honesty, this might actually be an old pope's robe. White, purple and gold, fancy embroidery, a couple of pockets. Comes with holy water, golden slippers and a fancy hat too!
Child-made Lemonade Has whole chunks of lemon. How it was made was questionable.
Love-Goggles Everything is so lovely! Even your own reflection
Pet Physicist Has experience with machines. What kind of machines? Rub his belly him and maybe he'll tell you.
Dog Button An item that turns the owner into a dog.
Ultimate Robe 9000 Shine. Stealth. Tassels. Pockets. Straps. Hooks. Gadgets. Power. Prestige. Glory.
Starlight Robe Legally classified as a minor celestial body in 3 jurisdictions.
Electric Robe Shockingly blue and shines like lightning. Sparks randomly and emits a low electrical hum as you move.
Teal Silk Robe Shiniest Spiralian silk, golden trim, a wonderfully large hood, embroidered with your number.
Pink Rockin' Robe Blindingy HOT pink velvet with an irresistibly silky lining and more pockets than you'll ever need! Perfect for collecting things and storing treasure. Turns into a pillow when needed.
Lightning Tiger Gamma A familiar specifically for CelticDK. 3rd of 4.