| 190546 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Azure Dagger |
Glistens like lightning and glows when it rains. Forged from the finest blue Spiralian Steel. |
| Pair of Boobies |
No, you perv. These are majestic blue footed boobies, whom are seeking a lovely home in the Tower. They're quite clumsy and will require assistance to and from the best fish-diving waters of the Tower. In case of emergency, canned sardines will do. |
| Spider Silk Robe |
Indestructible and insanely light, let's you move like a shadow. Weaved by Spiralian Tower Spiders. |
| Chrysalis Robe x2 |
Makes you look like whoever you want to be. No refunds if you emerge weirder. |
| Dagger of Ice |
This shiny blade is made of never-melting ice. Cold to the touch, it will refrigerate any beverage in under a second, just dip the tip in and enjoy! Please don't stab anyone in the heart though, that won't end well. |
| Robe of Ruckus |
This shaggy robe is a pure delight! Huge hood with floppy ears, 25 hidden pockets, strange gadgets, trinkets and surprises which vary with each one of these robes. You kinda look like Scooby Doo! |
| Nonpolitical Robe |
Equipped with special spiralian shit- and politics-sensors, this robe will temporarily stun anyone in your vicinity if there is even a whiff of politics, giving you time to flee. Thick velvet lining, a shiny bluish glow, deep pockets and a stash for treats. |
| Popy Robe |
Honesty, this might actually be an old pope's robe. White, purple and gold, fancy embroidery, a couple of pockets. Comes with holy water, golden slippers and a fancy hat too! |
| Child-made Lemonade |
Has whole chunks of lemon. How it was made was questionable. |
| Love-Goggles |
Everything is so lovely! Even your own reflection |
| Pet Physicist |
Has experience with machines. What kind of machines? Rub his belly him and maybe he'll tell you. |
| Dog Button |
An item that turns the owner into a dog. |