| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
152144o |
| Aviar |
"A little bird companion. Some say they grant great gifts." |
1 |
| Floor Floosher 4000 |
Syrup on your ceiling? Pesky slices of pizza on the floor? Not anymore! Your personal Floor Floosher can clean your floor in under 94 hours! |
1 |
| Kinky Robe |
Uh.. Are you sure you want to wear that to this week's sacrifice? I mean, it's a bit risqué, no? You make it work though. |
1 |
| Rocky's Body Oil |
Useful when you want to oil someone up and rub them down down down down. |
1 |
| Narrator's Light UP Globe |
A light up globe of the earth. Useful for making points when narrating or for giving directions to people from another planet. |
1 |
| Moo Plushy |
"It's a cow plushy. When you squeeze it, it says moo. Just moo." |
1 |
| Riff's Antimatter Gun |
Emits a beam of pure antimatter. Use only on people who didn't like you ... who never liked you. |
1 |
| Agave Robe |
“A robe made of the finest saguaro. Requires caution to put on as the needles ensure authenticity. Not legal in Arizona.” |
1 |
| Ill Intent |
“Diaphanous miasma that will surround you and inspire you to acts of intergalactic sabotage, fight for your rights, or just get it together. Requires proper licensure.” |
2 |
| Meat Loaf |
Not again! The leftover bits from Frank's dinner party at the Frankenstein Castle. Comes with electric carving knife. |
2 |
| Transylvanian Elbow Sex Condoms (box of 12) |
For safe elbow sex. The best way to avoid sharing Elbowsexually Transmitted Diseases with your siblings. In our perfect spirally towering world, safe elbow sex is affordable and subsidized. |
1 |
| Another Dimension |
A well secluded place for those with voyeuristic intention to see all. |
1 |
| Honorblade |
"A sword that slices through solid rock with ease and leaves the eyes of those slain by it burnt out." |
1 |
| Sunday Sundae |
A declicious assortment of your favorite ice cream flavors, magically topped with your favorite toppings, if any. There's a special 'Tower' flavor, if you're so bold to try. |
4 |
| Scroll of Low-Level Banishment |
Great for mosquitos and minor annoyances, does not work on humans |
1 |
| Reversible Robe |
Dramatically sparkly and edgy on one side, soft and nap-friendly on the other. |
1 |
| Special Untrackable Smart Phone |
It's a smart phone that doesn't listen to you or record shit without your consent. |
1 |
| Lightning Tiger Gamma |
A familiar specifically for CelticDK. 3rd of 4. |
1 |
| Pink Rockin' Robe |
Blindingy HOT pink velvet with an irresistibly silky lining and more pockets than you'll ever need! Perfect for collecting things and storing treasure. Turns into a pillow when needed. |
1 |
| Teal Silk Robe |
Shiniest Spiralian silk, golden trim, a wonderfully large hood, embroidered with your number. |
1 |
| Electric Robe |
Shockingly blue and shines like lightning. Sparks randomly and emits a low electrical hum as you move. |
1 |
| Starlight Robe |
Legally classified as a minor celestial body in 3 jurisdictions. |
1 |
| Ultimate Robe 9000 |
Shine. Stealth. Tassels. Pockets. Straps. Hooks. Gadgets. Power. Prestige. Glory. |
1 |
| Dog Button |
An item that turns the owner into a dog. |
1 |
| Pet Physicist |
Has experience with machines. What kind of machines? Rub his belly him and maybe he'll tell you. |
1 |
| Love-Goggles |
Everything is so lovely! Even your own reflection |
1 |
| Child-made Lemonade |
Has whole chunks of lemon. How it was made was questionable. |
1 |
| Popy Robe |
Honesty, this might actually be an old pope's robe. White, purple and gold, fancy embroidery, a couple of pockets. Comes with holy water, golden slippers and a fancy hat too! |
1 |
| Nonpolitical Robe |
Equipped with special spiralian shit- and politics-sensors, this robe will temporarily stun anyone in your vicinity if there is even a whiff of politics, giving you time to flee. Thick velvet lining, a shiny bluish glow, deep pockets and a stash for treats. |
1 |
| Robe of Ruckus |
This shaggy robe is a pure delight! Huge hood with floppy ears, 25 hidden pockets, strange gadgets, trinkets and surprises which vary with each one of these robes. You kinda look like Scooby Doo! |
1 |
| Dagger of Ice |
This shiny blade is made of never-melting ice. Cold to the touch, it will refrigerate any beverage in under a second, just dip the tip in and enjoy! Please don't stab anyone in the heart though, that won't end well. |
1 |
| Chrysalis Robe |
Makes you look like whoever you want to be. No refunds if you emerge weirder. |
2 |
| Spider Silk Robe |
Indestructible and insanely light, let's you move like a shadow. Weaved by Spiralian Tower Spiders. |
1 |
| Pair of Boobies |
No, you perv. These are majestic blue footed boobies, whom are seeking a lovely home in the Tower. They're quite clumsy and will require assistance to and from the best fish-diving waters of the Tower. In case of emergency, canned sardines will do. |
1 |
| Azure Dagger |
Glistens like lightning and glows when it rains. Forged from the finest blue Spiralian Steel. |
1 |