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The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Ring of Power |
This will make you like, totally empowered! Like eternal life and shit! Trust me bro, you'll be so badass! |
| Dagger of Darkness |
Forged from the blackest of steels, infused with the darkest of souls from the depths below the Tower. When it gets quiet, you can hear the screams. |
| Cool Ham Mike |
What a cool ham, Mike! It's HUGE! Enormous. Feeds the whole tower! Twice! Prepared by... You guessed it, Mike! |
| Snow |
You want snow? You got it! |
| Sacrificial Wellies |
The finest rubber boots of the Spiral! Sure grip, silent, bloodproof, easy to wash and so strong, they're guaranteed to withstand slicing and stabbing. |
| The One Token |
Celebrated the One year anniversary of the Tower, took part in the sacrificial blood ritual and had some pie. |
| The Spiral Towel |
Don't forget to bring a towel! Perhaps THE most important item you should always have with you in the Spiral, especially on fridays. |
| Fairy Dust Pop Rocks |
Makes you sparkle. |
| Spiral Rug Cutters |
Suede soles, beautiful wallflower-pattern, 1 inch heels, indestructible toes for dancing with beginners or kicking pipes, and ventilation to avert foot stench for up to 8h. |
| Pink Rockin' Robe |
Blindingy HOT pink velvet with an irresistibly silky lining and more pockets than you'll ever need! Perfect for collecting things and storing treasure. Turns into a pillow when needed. |
| Googly Eyes |
What are you looking at? WHO are you looking at?! Everything man, everything! Even hindsight ain't 20/20 anymore! |
| Haunted Spiral Coin |
Proof of surviving Halloween 2024 in the clutches of the spooky Spiral. |
| Rocking Hammer |
A massive hammer for a massive rockhound! Perfect for smashing into anything, breaking rocks and heads. Fancy hammer-polishing cloth and velvet treasure-pouch included. Boom! |
| Mike's Rockin Holiday Mix |
The most ROCKIN' and jammin' holiday mix tape ever! Every tune literally rocks, so make the Tower boom this FLUSHmas season! Thanks, Mike! |