| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
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| Trade Union membership |
"Because every worker needs a union. An injury to one is an injury to all! Comes with a sparkly rainbow-coloured membership card, free tea and biscuits and a militant, slightly terrifying rep who's always got your back." |
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| Prenta Prouty |
A perfectly geometrical rock, or sorts. The way you feel affects its color. |
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| Middlefinger Splushie |
SpiP #200 - Don't let the name fool you! This little guy will always be your number one cheerleader, psychologist, and ultimate problem solver, he just might flip you off while doing it. Scratch that...he definitely will. |
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| Bottle of Pirate's Booty Rum |
Aged in the barrels of lost ships. Smells like adventure, tastes like trouble. |
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| Nuclear HAZMAT Suit |
Extremely resistant to radiation. Not at all resistant to stabbing. |
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| Mike's Rockin Holiday Mix |
The most ROCKIN' and jammin' holiday mix tape ever! Every tune literally rocks, so make the Tower boom this FLUSHmas season! Thanks, Mike! |
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| Rocking Hammer |
A massive hammer for a massive rockhound! Perfect for smashing into anything, breaking rocks and heads. Fancy hammer-polishing cloth and velvet treasure-pouch included. Boom! |
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| Haunted Spiral Coin |
Proof of surviving Halloween 2024 in the clutches of the spooky Spiral. |
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| Googly Eyes |
What are you looking at? WHO are you looking at?! Everything man, everything! Even hindsight ain't 20/20 anymore! |
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| Pink Rockin' Robe |
Blindingy HOT pink velvet with an irresistibly silky lining and more pockets than you'll ever need! Perfect for collecting things and storing treasure. Turns into a pillow when needed. |
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| Spiral Rug Cutters |
Suede soles, beautiful wallflower-pattern, 1 inch heels, indestructible toes for dancing with beginners or kicking pipes, and ventilation to avert foot stench for up to 8h. |
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| Fairy Dust Pop Rocks |
Makes you sparkle. |
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| The Spiral Towel |
Don't forget to bring a towel! Perhaps THE most important item you should always have with you in the Spiral, especially on fridays. |
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| The One Token |
Celebrated the One year anniversary of the Tower, took part in the sacrificial blood ritual and had some pie. |
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| Sacrificial Wellies |
The finest rubber boots of the Spiral! Sure grip, silent, bloodproof, easy to wash and so strong, they're guaranteed to withstand slicing and stabbing. |
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| Snow |
You want snow? You got it! |
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| Cool Ham Mike |
What a cool ham, Mike! It's HUGE! Enormous. Feeds the whole tower! Twice! Prepared by... You guessed it, Mike! |
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| Dagger of Darkness |
Forged from the blackest of steels, infused with the darkest of souls from the depths below the Tower. When it gets quiet, you can hear the screams. |
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| Ring of Power |
This will make you like, totally empowered! Like eternal life and shit! Trust me bro, you'll be so badass! |
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