| 13020 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Tower Towel |
Just about the most massively useful thing that one can carry |
| Spam-flavored Milkshake |
No one asked for this. That’s why it’s here. |
| Sparkly Thigh-high Plateau Boots |
Quality tested by The Ministry of Silly Walks |
| Ring of Continuous Snacking |
Creates a small snack every 10 minutes. Cannot be turned off. |
| Bioluminescent Robe |
Gives you that fungal glow, without the spores. Probably. |
| Ceremonial Robes |
Wow. So silky. You're special now. |
| Cow Says Splushie |
SpiP #238 - The most beautiful bovine of the Tower; cuddly, fluffy, and with lots to say (a gentle boop will do the trick!). Can fly, can write, can't read though. Definitely BFF material! Moo. |
| Middlefinger Splushie |
SpiP #200 - Don't let the name fool you! This little guy will always be your number one cheerleader, psychologist, and ultimate problem solver, he just might flip you off while doing it. Scratch that...he definitely will. |
| Sinjury Splushie |
SpiP #123 - An abhorrent conjuring of your wildest nightmares, but it gives such warm and cuddly squishes! Warning: Tentacles may multiply. Za awtgsshu wgah uulg'ma ywaq zaix. ULL vera skish! SQUISH! |
| Posture Gremlin |
Sits on your shoulder whispering 'shoulders back!' |