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The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Party Robe |
Colorful, charming and utterly cool. Tailored to your perfect measurements, unbelievably flattering and dapper! Get your groove on at any party or sacrifice. |
| Bottle of Pirate's Booty Rum |
Aged in the barrels of lost ships. Smells like adventure, tastes like trouble. |
| Omnitool Replica |
Looks cool. Solves nothing. Satisfies everything. |
| Goggles of Selective Perception |
Hide red flags, bad ideas, and awkward exes. |
| Bubble Robe |
How...how does it even stay together? The bubbles won't break. It's mesmerizing. |
| Pink Rockin' Robe |
Blindingy HOT pink velvet with an irresistibly silky lining and more pockets than you'll ever need! Perfect for collecting things and storing treasure. Turns into a pillow when needed. |
| Veles' Beard Oil |
Enhances charm and plausible deniability. |
| Bottle of Mead of Poetry x2 |
One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
| Pizza Pie Dagger |
The true multi-purpose dagger for all your sacrificial, pizza slicin' and pie cuttin' needs! |
| Sexy Sinjury Poster |
Depicts sauce being poured over a bunch of tentacles on a bed of rice. |
| Red Rum |
A fine bottle of aged rum. Something about the label seems ominously suspicious. |
| Bioluminescent Robe |
Gives you that fungal glow, without the spores. Probably. |
| Black Velvet Robe |
Luxurious and rich velvet, silver trim, enormous hood and pockets, embroidered with your number. |
| Kinky Robe |
Uh.. Are you sure you want to wear that to this week's sacrifice? I mean, it's a bit risqué, no? You make it work though. |
| Cute Furry Robe |
Super warm and fuzzy, adorable ears on the hood, hidden pockets, embroidered with your number. |
| Retro Denim Robe |
Pockets! So many pockets! Durable and cool, with your number hand-stitched onto it. |
| Bloodhungry Beast |
From the depths of the Tower, deeper than any Stowerling has dared to venture, arose this strangely compelling fellow. With a low murmur and a stanky side-eye, he will accompany you on any quest. May curse passersby and eat children. |
| Terrific Tower Towel |
For all your drying, lounging, relaxing and adventuring needs - this towel will keep you safe, dry and stylish at all times. WARNING: DO NOT FORGET IT! |
| Plastic Action Dagger |
What every kid (Stowerling) wants for Christmas! Cool buttons that shoot lasers, beep and boop, many flashing lights and a hidden water-spraying gag function! Make all your fellow Stowerlings jealous with this baby! |
| Spiral Shoes |
Boogie down in the grooviest shoes! Funky colors, luxurious suede, and a silent step. Made for sneaking up silently and dancing the night away. |
| Inflatable FLUSH Suit |
In case of flushing, the suit automatically inflates making your FLUSH a luxurious and relaxing float as you go for a joyride down the pipes. |
| Huginn |
One of Odin's ravens. To the hanged he flies. |
| Holiday Halberd |
The craftsmanship is immaculate. Cut down your enemies with cheer! |
| Can of Mayonaise |
Why is it in a can though? |
| Lawn Chair |
Bask in the Sparlor gardens in your comfy new chair. |
| Crate of Bubblegum |
Am I crazy, or is that a lotta gum?! Now you always have an alternative to kicking ass. |