Crit_Crab's Inventory (safe)

Item Description
18266 o The currency used in SPONGE.
Party Robe Colorful, charming and utterly cool. Tailored to your perfect measurements, unbelievably flattering and dapper! Get your groove on at any party or sacrifice.
Bottle of Pirate's Booty Rum Aged in the barrels of lost ships. Smells like adventure, tastes like trouble.
Omnitool Replica Looks cool. Solves nothing. Satisfies everything.
Goggles of Selective Perception Hide red flags, bad ideas, and awkward exes.
Bubble Robe How...how does it even stay together? The bubbles won't break. It's mesmerizing.
Pink Rockin' Robe Blindingy HOT pink velvet with an irresistibly silky lining and more pockets than you'll ever need! Perfect for collecting things and storing treasure. Turns into a pillow when needed.
Veles' Beard Oil Enhances charm and plausible deniability.
Bottle of Mead of Poetry One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties.
Pizza Pie Dagger The true multi-purpose dagger for all your sacrificial, pizza slicin' and pie cuttin' needs!
Sexy Sinjury Poster Depicts sauce being poured over a bunch of tentacles on a bed of rice.
Red Rum A fine bottle of aged rum. Something about the label seems ominously suspicious.