| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
40802o |
| Bioluminescent Robe |
Gives you that fungal glow, without the spores. Probably. |
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| Black Velvet Robe |
Luxurious and rich velvet, silver trim, enormous hood and pockets, embroidered with your number. |
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| Bloodhungry Beast |
From the depths of the Tower, deeper than any Stowerling has dared to venture, arose this strangely compelling fellow. With a low murmur and a stanky side-eye, he will accompany you on any quest. May curse passersby and eat children. |
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| Bottle of Mead of Poetry |
One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
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| Bottle of Pirate's Booty Rum |
Aged in the barrels of lost ships. Smells like adventure, tastes like trouble. |
1 |
| Bubble Robe |
How...how does it even stay together? The bubbles won't break. It's mesmerizing. |
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| Camouflage Robe |
Perfect for ambushing and stalking fresh meat in the hedge maze. Big hood, many pockets, waterproof. |
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| Can of Mayonaise |
Why is it in a can though? |
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| Cosmic Spiral Rucksack |
Sturdy and dagger-proof! Changes color depending on your mood. Pockets and holders for your daggers, robe, even your swiss hot chocolate! Hidden compartment containing a black hole, for.. reasons. |
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| Crate of Bubblegum |
Am I crazy, or is that a lotta gum?! Now you always have an alternative to kicking ass. |
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| Cute Furry Robe |
Super warm and fuzzy, adorable ears on the hood, hidden pockets, embroidered with your number. |
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| Goggles of Selective Perception |
Hide red flags, bad ideas, and awkward exes. |
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| Grabby Hand |
It helps you get those things that are just out of reach! |
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| Holiday Halberd |
The craftsmanship is immaculate. Cut down your enemies with cheer! |
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| Huginn |
One of Odin's ravens. To the hanged he flies. |
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| Inflatable FLUSH Suit |
In case of flushing, the suit automatically inflates making your FLUSH a luxurious and relaxing float as you go for a joyride down the pipes. |
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| Kinky Robe |
Uh.. Are you sure you want to wear that to this week's sacrifice? I mean, it's a bit risqué, no? You make it work though. |
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| Lawn Chair |
Bask in the Sparlor gardens in your comfy new chair. |
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| Mayo Robe |
I can't believe you bought this even though ad description said 'couldn't get the mayonnaise smell out.' |
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| Omnitool Replica |
Looks cool. Solves nothing. Satisfies everything. |
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| Party Robe |
Colorful, charming and utterly cool. Tailored to your perfect measurements, unbelievably flattering and dapper! Get your groove on at any party or sacrifice. |
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| Pink Rockin' Robe |
Blindingy HOT pink velvet with an irresistibly silky lining and more pockets than you'll ever need! Perfect for collecting things and storing treasure. Turns into a pillow when needed. |
1 |
| Pizza Pie Dagger |
The true multi-purpose dagger for all your sacrificial, pizza slicin' and pie cuttin' needs! |
1 |
| Plastic Action Dagger |
What every kid (Stowerling) wants for Christmas! Cool buttons that shoot lasers, beep and boop, many flashing lights and a hidden water-spraying gag function! Make all your fellow Stowerlings jealous with this baby! |
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| Red Rum |
A fine bottle of aged rum. Something about the label seems ominously suspicious. |
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| Retro Denim Robe |
Pockets! So many pockets! Durable and cool, with your number hand-stitched onto it. |
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| Robe of Infinite Snacks |
Summon a snack at will! Beware: It is unclear where they come from. |
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| Robe of Rain |
This rainbow colored meteorological robe that will alert you of incoming rain by singing the Gene Kelly hit 'I'm Singing in the Rain' for you and turning waterproof. Keeps you dry and provides you with a cup of tea whenever it rains. Two pockets, dagger holder, slippery feel. |
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| Secret Weapon |
It's not really a weapon, but rather a new trick up your sleeve. 60% of the time, it works every time. |
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| Sexy Sinjury Poster |
Depicts sauce being poured over a bunch of tentacles on a bed of rice. |
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| Spiral Shoes |
Boogie down in the grooviest shoes! Funky colors, luxurious suede, and a silent step. Made for sneaking up silently and dancing the night away. |
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| Terrific Tower Towel |
For all your drying, lounging, relaxing and adventuring needs - this towel will keep you safe, dry and stylish at all times. WARNING: DO NOT FORGET IT! |
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| Veles' Beard Oil |
Enhances charm and plausible deniability. |
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