| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
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| 14 Cutting Boards |
Why settle for one? Why settle for 10? Cut 14 things at once! Perfect for slicing and dicing fresh meat with ease! |
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| Asherjade Splushie |
SpiP #032 - A feisty little fisherman from the Tower mote! Tiny model airplane, fancy fishing lures and delicious pie included. |
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| Assfuck Conditioner |
Homemade with love and 1911 secret ingredients. Makes the ladies love your luscious locks! |
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| Auntie Ev Splushie |
SpiP #335 - The sweetest badass auntie of the Tower! Always ready with a tiny whip and a cuppa tea! |
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| Azure Dagger |
Glistens like lightning and glows when it rains. Forged from the finest blue Spiralian Steel. |
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| Backup Mom |
For when your mom's too busy or thinks you're too old to take pictures of, this one will smother you like you were 5 again. |
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| Basic T-Shirt |
It says \"I was YEETed and all I got was this stupid shirt.\" |
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| Biz Splushie |
SpiP #199 - A clever little plush with pockets full of fortunes! If you're lucky, he might help you solve mysteries. |
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| Boobs |
Could be the perfect pillow. Could be the perfect pair. Could be everything you've ever wanted. Could be a Goodyear blimp with a nipple on it. Look at the tiiiiit! The tiiiiit! |
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| Bottle of Mead of Poetry |
One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
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| Boy Button |
An item that turns the owner into a boy. |
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| Broken Alarm Clock |
Wakes you up at the wrong time, twice a day. |
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| Bucket of Fish |
Holding this, all the aquatic creatures of the Sparlor are your buddies! |
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| Cat Button |
And item that turns the owner into a cat. |
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| Chocolate Kiro |
Valentines Day is coming! And what could be cuter and sweeter than a little chocolate Kiro! Made from organic Spiral Chocolate! |
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| Commemorative Pumpkin |
I celebrated Halloween in the Tower 2023! BOO! |
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| Cookie Cannon |
Make cookies, not organ donations!! |
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| Dog Button |
An item that turns the owner into a dog. |
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| Dwarf |
He doesn't do anything. He just grunts and mumbles obscenities. |
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| Emotional Support |
There for you, friend. |
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| Endless Merry Spuds |
The bestest spuds. The best! And merry, too! |
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| Ever-bouncing Bouncy Ball |
It never stops bouncing! It's actually pretty annoying. |
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| Fancy Chocolates |
Woah, that's some fine chocolate! Shaped like exotic animals, potatoes and sailboats! |
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| Feels |
I feel you. I felt that. You feel me? All the feels. |
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| Funky Hammer |
You never know when it'll be hammer time, right? |
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| Girl Button |
An item that turns the owner into a into a girl. |
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| Glasses of Sudden Insight |
Great for exam cramming, terrible for existential dread. |
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| Hope |
When you need it, you have it. When you see someone in need of it, give it. |
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| How to HOWDY |
You no speak so good? Fear not! Kiro will teach you to master your mind, tongue and even the whole alphabet with this tome of linguistic goodness! Includes all translations, even fantastically imaginary ones. |
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| Hunky Bibbleskit Poster |
As requested by DTI! |
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| Hunky DTI Costume |
Be the man himself! Banhammer, yorkshire pudding and english accent included. |
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| Hunky DTI Poster |
Adorn your floor with this rare and smoldering vintage poster of the Master of the Tower. Droolcup not included. |
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| Icarus Travel Kit |
Includes wings, questionable ambition, and SPF 50 |
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| Love Pie |
Baked with love out of love, topped with deliciousness and filled with mushiness, filling you with love. |
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| Lucifer Splushie |
SpiP #666 - Our tiny overlord in all his glory! Pitchfork, hellfire and evil plans included. Only available on Halloween. |
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| Mitt Splushie |
SpiP #911 - Who you gonna call? MITTHRAWNURUO! Solid as a rock. Poke at your own risk. Comes with a very peculiar arsenal and first-aid kit. |
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| Nidhöggr |
Acquire him at your own risk. |
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| Nylockian Stuffing |
Slowly fermented in the depths of the sea for 69 decades, with salty surprises and lots of love. Dare you try it? |
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| Obsessed Chicken |
This is Cyril the chicken. Cyril's only dream is to cross the road outside the tower. Keep Cyril safe! |
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| Official Certificate |
Its very nice, framed, and makes you an expert at...something. The text is conveniently smudged |
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| Pack of Blood |
What do you mean? Of course it's fake blood.. Why? What have you heard? |
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| Pizza Sheets |
100% Spiralian cotton sheets with a beautiful pizza-print all over. Even better, if you sleep on the floor! |
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| Probo Praily |
A small, harmless creature with a beautiful shell. It's color reflects the weather. |
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| Protection Charm |
Keeps you safe, but breaks after one use. |
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| Ragnarök Insurance |
Can you afford not to buy it? |
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| Red |
How- how can you own a color?? |
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| Red Sock |
This wasn't red before... |
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| Revesvans Splushie |
SpiP #202 - Handsomely clad in his traditional norwegian Bunad! Writes wickedly awesome fantasy novels for you, signed copies, of course. |
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| Ring of Power |
This will make you like, totally empowered! Like eternal life and shit! Trust me bro, you'll be so badass! |
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| Robe of Infinite Snacks |
Summon a snack at will! Beware: It is unclear where they come from. |
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| Robot Bees in a Bracelet |
Fashionable. Buzzing. One-use panic button. |
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| S'tower Tartan Kilt |
Adorned with the unique spiral tartan, complete with sporran for one’s pebbles and a pleat that guarantees it will only fly up at the most appropriate of times. Goes well with any robe and dagger! |
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| Scary Stories of the Tower |
An anthology of bone-chilling and cursed tales. The pages were found behind a bricked up wall in the tombs.. |
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| Scroll of Very Mild Revenge |
Mostly generates passive-aggressive Post-its. |
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| Sexy Sinjury Poster |
Depicts sauce being poured over a bunch of tentacles on a bed of rice. |
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| Sheet |
You're the ghost of the Sparlor now! OooOooOo |
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| SilentEquestrian's Shadow |
That's where it went! I thought something was... off... |
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| Silver Ring |
Ornately detailed for those who like rock and stone. |
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| Sinjury Costume |
Move in the shadows, spreading glitter wherever you go. Very tentacly, extra squish. |
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| Snake Splushie |
10 feet long! Wrap it around your neck and it will hiss! Smells faintly of alcohol though, wonder why.. |
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| Snakes Splushie |
SpiP #055 - Got snakes? The coolest bartender ever! Comes with sooo many snakes, but she still needs MORE! MORE!! |
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| Socks |
How exciting. At least they have spirals on them. |
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| Spartan Monkey Splushie |
SpiP #003 - A wise little monkey with a crown of bananas and a tinkering kit. Boop his nose and he'll shout THIS. IS. SPIRAL!!! |
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| Spiral Chandelier |
Classy yet narcaleptically inhospitable. |
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| Spiral Cloak of Confusion |
Confused? Wanting to confuse further? This is the cloak for masters of kung-fusion and conning cultusion. What? Ah, working as intended. |
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| Spiral Gang Membership |
You're in it now. Includes instructions to secret booty shake and how to make the perfect mustard sandwich. |
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| Spiral Sundress |
A classically beautiful floral print with beautiful spiral detailing. Flows in the sunlight, glows in moonlight. Gorgeous! |
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| Tactical Camel |
Equipped with a silky robe, super secret spiral gear and a mustard powered pizza-launcher |
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| Tallest Ice Cream Cone |
It's got every flavor on one cone! |
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| Teal Silk Robe |
Shiniest Spiralian silk, golden trim, a wonderfully large hood, embroidered with your number. |
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| Tentacly Body Pillow |
Feelin' lonesome? Could do with a squishy arm around you? Feel safe and squished as you float in the dreamlands! |
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| The Letter R |
Radiant. Ravenous. Rousing. |
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| Thumping Boots |
THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! |
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| Time |
Time is money. |
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| Tower Kitten |
Every tower needs a kitten! This little guy clearly wants to live here, but what shall we call him? |
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| UnU Splushie |
SpiP #012 - Fluffy, cute and fierce! As the king, she comes equipped with a tiny crown, customized art and a tiny alien companion. |
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| YEETmas Mash |
Yummy! Disclaimer: No Sparlor Spuds were harmed in the making of this mash. |
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