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The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Towering Tool Belt |
Holds all your essential Tower-tinkering-tools, such as your dagger, chloroform, cookies and rocks. |
| Moonlight Dagger |
Elegant form, decorated with opal gemstones. Gets an eerie glow at full moon... |
| Bag o' Tricks x2 |
Full of nefarious goodies. Maybe it has something that will help you steal an item off of someone else. |
| Tower Rations |
A tin of essentials; clump of fresh meat, 1 x celery cake, 1 x spiral baguette, box of "raisins", 1 x sippy-cup of sacrificial juice. |
| Cursed D20 |
Guaranteed to roll 1s when you need it most |
| Portable Hole |
A hole in space-time. Where does it go? Nobody knows. |
| Infinity Dagger |
Never misses. Never dulls. Never stops whispering in your head… |
| Potion of Minor Healing (Raspberry Flavor) |
Heals paper cuts, stubbed toes, and mild emotional damage. |
| Potion of Existential Dread x2 |
Makes you realize the futility of life. Somehow still a popular purchase. |
| Tower Towel |
Just about the most massively useful thing that one can carry |
| Vault-Tec Lunchbox |
Contains randomized loot, sometimes confetti, sometimes bottle caps, sometimes… worse. |
| Handmade Card |
I made this with my own little hands, you couldn't wish for more! Fingerpaints, glitter and stickers galore! Hugs. |
| Scroll of Petty Miracles |
Cures hiccups. Summons tiny rainclouds. |
| Miniature Trojan Horse |
Ideal for surprise parties and minor betrayals. |
| NyQuil Night Blend |
For when you REALLY need to sleep. |
| Potion of Acceptable Social Interactions |
You know why. |
| Ineffable Robe of Bureaucratic Invisibility |
Makes you entirely unnoticeable to any government agency. Including the tax office. |
| Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blaster |
Grants stealth by causing observers to momentarily forget your existence. |
| Octarine Lollipop |
Each eight lick tastes like a different kind of chaos. |
| Miniature Kraken-In-A-Jar |
Cuddly. Possibly vengeful. |
| Valkyrie Wing Clips x2 |
Adds flair and temporary levitation to any hairstyle. |
| Thor's Travel-Sized Storm Jar |
Unleashes thunderclouds over your enemies’ picnics. |
| Veles' Beard Oil |
Enhances charm and plausible deniability. |
| Ilmarinen Forging Gloves |
Heat-resistant. Marriage counseling not included. |
| Jörmungandr Friendship Bracelet |
Elastic, shiny, slightly damp. Bites if removed improperly. |
| Spam-flavored Milkshake |
No one asked for this. That’s why it’s here. |
| Starlight Robe |
Legally classified as a minor celestial body in 3 jurisdictions. |
| Omnitool Replica |
Looks cool. Solves nothing. Satisfies everything. |
| Ultimate Robe 9000 |
Shine. Stealth. Tassels. Pockets. Straps. Hooks. Gadgets. Power. Prestige. Glory. |
| True Love's Kiss |
A little over hyped. I can see why Hershey's stopped marketing as such. |
| Disco Robe |
A mirrorball-like wonder. May cause spontaneous dance-offs, and marriage proposals. |
| Middlefinger Splushie |
SpiP #200 - Don't let the name fool you! This little guy will always be your number one cheerleader, psychologist, and ultimate problem solver, he just might flip you off while doing it. Scratch that...he definitely will. |
| Sparkly Glitter Robe |
Shine brighter than your dagger! Multicolored sequins that change color according to your mood. Two pockets, fuzzy lining. |
| Electric Robe |
Shockingly blue and shines like lightning. Sparks randomly and emits a low electrical hum as you move. |
| Chrysalis Robe |
Makes you look like whoever you want to be. No refunds if you emerge weirder. |
| 400 Bad Request client Rooibos x2 |
Sip. Malfunction. Repeat. |
| Zarking Fardwangle Fizzbombs |
Explodes in your mouth. In a good way. Usually. |
| Bubble Robe |
How...how does it even stay together? The bubbles won't break. It's mesmerizing. |