Dr_Middlefinger's Inventory (safe)

Item Description
45332 o The currency used in SPONGE.
Towering Tool Belt Holds all your essential Tower-tinkering-tools, such as your dagger, chloroform, cookies and rocks.
Moonlight Dagger Elegant form, decorated with opal gemstones. Gets an eerie glow at full moon...
Bag o' Tricks x2 Full of nefarious goodies. Maybe it has something that will help you steal an item off of someone else.
Tower Rations A tin of essentials; clump of fresh meat, 1 x celery cake, 1 x spiral baguette, box of "raisins", 1 x sippy-cup of sacrificial juice.
Cursed D20 Guaranteed to roll 1s when you need it most
Portable Hole A hole in space-time. Where does it go? Nobody knows.
Infinity Dagger Never misses. Never dulls. Never stops whispering in your head…
Tower Towel x2 Just about the most massively useful thing that one can carry
Potion of Minor Healing (Raspberry Flavor) Heals paper cuts, stubbed toes, and mild emotional damage.
Potion of Existential Dread x3 Makes you realize the futility of life. Somehow still a popular purchase.
Vault-Tec Lunchbox Contains randomized loot, sometimes confetti, sometimes bottle caps, sometimes… worse.
Handmade Card I made this with my own little hands, you couldn't wish for more! Fingerpaints, glitter and stickers galore! Hugs.
Robe of Too Many Pockets You’ll lose everything, stylishly.
Scroll of Petty Miracles Cures hiccups. Summons tiny rainclouds.