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The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Towering Tool Belt |
Holds all your essential Tower-tinkering-tools, such as your dagger, chloroform, cookies and rocks. |
| Moonlight Dagger |
Elegant form, decorated with opal gemstones. Gets an eerie glow at full moon... |
| Bag o' Tricks x2 |
Full of nefarious goodies. Maybe it has something that will help you steal an item off of someone else. |
| Tower Rations |
A tin of essentials; clump of fresh meat, 1 x celery cake, 1 x spiral baguette, box of "raisins", 1 x sippy-cup of sacrificial juice. |
| Cursed D20 |
Guaranteed to roll 1s when you need it most |
| Portable Hole |
A hole in space-time. Where does it go? Nobody knows. |
| Infinity Dagger |
Never misses. Never dulls. Never stops whispering in your head… |
| Tower Towel x2 |
Just about the most massively useful thing that one can carry |
| Potion of Minor Healing (Raspberry Flavor) |
Heals paper cuts, stubbed toes, and mild emotional damage. |
| Potion of Existential Dread x3 |
Makes you realize the futility of life. Somehow still a popular purchase. |
| Vault-Tec Lunchbox |
Contains randomized loot, sometimes confetti, sometimes bottle caps, sometimes… worse. |
| Handmade Card |
I made this with my own little hands, you couldn't wish for more! Fingerpaints, glitter and stickers galore! Hugs. |
| Scroll of Petty Miracles |
Cures hiccups. Summons tiny rainclouds. |
| Miniature Trojan Horse |
Ideal for surprise parties and minor betrayals. |
| NyQuil Night Blend |
For when you REALLY need to sleep. |
| Potion of Acceptable Social Interactions |
You know why. |
| Ineffable Robe of Bureaucratic Invisibility |
Makes you entirely unnoticeable to any government agency. Including the tax office. |
| Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blaster |
Grants stealth by causing observers to momentarily forget your existence. |
| Octarine Lollipop |
Each eight lick tastes like a different kind of chaos. |
| Miniature Kraken-In-A-Jar |
Cuddly. Possibly vengeful. |
| Valkyrie Wing Clips |
Adds flair and temporary levitation to any hairstyle. |
| Jörmungandr Friendship Bracelet x2 |
Elastic, shiny, slightly damp. Bites if removed improperly. |
| Thor's Travel-Sized Storm Jar |
Unleashes thunderclouds over your enemies’ picnics. |
| Veles' Beard Oil |
Enhances charm and plausible deniability. |
| Ilmarinen Forging Gloves |
Heat-resistant. Marriage counseling not included. |
| Disco Robe |
A mirrorball-like wonder. May cause spontaneous dance-offs, and marriage proposals. |
| Spam-flavored Milkshake |
No one asked for this. That’s why it’s here. |
| Starlight Robe |
Legally classified as a minor celestial body in 3 jurisdictions. |