| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
42137o |
| Copper Ingot of Ea-Nasir (Absolutely Terrible Quality) |
You deserve better. But here we are. |
1 |
| Body Pillow |
For those lonely nights. The picture of your Sparlor-crush is printed on it. Better hide it well. |
1 |
| Abusive AI |
Programmed to teach you what abuse feels like in order to make it easier to empathize with other people. |
1 |
| 88 Proof Rootbeer |
Will knock your socks off, and your number-neighbor's socks too, honestly. Be careful! |
1 |
| Spiral Herbs of Warmth |
A special selection of the finest seasonal spiral herbs, only harvested during Christmas-time. May cause extraordinary niceness and warm fuzzy feels when added to any dish, or sprinkled on a friend. |
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| Jingly Spiral Ornament |
A softly jingling golden little memento of celebrating Christmas 2024 in the Spiral Tower. |
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| Haunted Spiral Coin |
Proof of surviving Halloween 2024 in the clutches of the spooky Spiral. |
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| Black Kitten |
One of a littler of 6 red-eyed kittens that were found under the floorboards of the Spiral sacrificial chambers. Look into its eyes, it's almost as if it cast a spell on you.. You have been chosen. |
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| Spiral Supernova |
A delightfully gigormous bouquet of freshly picked flowers from the Spiral gardens. The colors are a feast for the eyes and the scent is almost as lovely as you! |
1 |
| Bag of Spiral Delight |
This delicious assortment of candy includes: sour spirals, liquorice towers, DTI's dynamites, marshmallow Ma'ams, flushdrops, sinful squishies, bibble bubbles, musky mulberries, gummy snakes, salty daggers, tooting potatoes and fizzy frogs. |
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| Soothing Spiral Tea |
A bag of the tastiest blend from the Spiral gardens. Hints of spiralian roses, turnips, mustard and steel. You'll be surprised how soothing it is! |
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| Spider Plant |
A large potted plant that is also an inviting home for any and all spiders. Will grow up to 500 meters tall when inhabited by spiders, as it will climb up the webs. Water daily, keep in a dark corner. |
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| How to HOWDY |
You no speak so good? Fear not! Kiro will teach you to master your mind, tongue and even the whole alphabet with this tome of linguistic goodness! Includes all translations, even fantastically imaginary ones. |
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| Fabulous Bouquet |
Absolutley beautifully arranged bouquet. Anyone receiving one would surely be flattered. |
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| Spiral Cloak of Confusion |
Confused? Wanting to confuse further? This is the cloak for masters of kung-fusion and conning cultusion. What? Ah, working as intended. |
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| Giggle Gummy Bears |
Bursts into fits of barely controlled laughter when you bite into it. Has the same effect on you in approximately 30 minutes later. |
1 |
| 4/20 |
Blazin' |
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| Free Hugs |
Sometimes a good hug is very important. And so are you, friend. |
2 |
| Emotional Support |
There for you, friend. |
2 |
| The One Token |
Celebrated the One year anniversary of the Tower, took part in the sacrificial blood ritual and had some pie. |
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| Googly Moogly |
Not quite sure what this is, but it sure is googly! Maybe it'll come in handy some time, maybe on a Friday? You never know. |
1 |
| Mad Cat |
You want him? Then it's your job to figure out what he's so mad about. |
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| The Griddy |
I guess you're supposed to hit it? |
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| High Highland Cow |
Feeds only on a specific plant growing in the Tower's hedge-maze. Needs help finding his way out after feeding. |
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