| 32817 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| High Highland Cow |
Feeds only on a specific plant growing in the Tower's hedge-maze. Needs help finding his way out after feeding. |
| The Griddy |
I guess you're supposed to hit it? |
| Mad Cat |
You want him? Then it's your job to figure out what he's so mad about. |
| Googly Moogly |
Not quite sure what this is, but it sure is googly! Maybe it'll come in handy some time, maybe on a Friday? You never know. |
| The One Token |
Celebrated the One year anniversary of the Tower, took part in the sacrificial blood ritual and had some pie. |
| Emotional Support x2 |
There for you, friend. |
| Free Hugs x2 |
Sometimes a good hug is very important. And so are you, friend. |
| 4/20 |
Blazin' |
| Giggle Gummy Bears |
Bursts into fits of barely controlled laughter when you bite into it. Has the same effect on you in approximately 30 minutes later. |
| Spiral Cloak of Confusion |
Confused? Wanting to confuse further? This is the cloak for masters of kung-fusion and conning cultusion. What? Ah, working as intended. |
| Fabulous Bouquet |
Absolutley beautifully arranged bouquet. Anyone receiving one would surely be flattered. |
| How to HOWDY |
You no speak so good? Fear not! Kiro will teach you to master your mind, tongue and even the whole alphabet with this tome of linguistic goodness! Includes all translations, even fantastically imaginary ones. |
| Spider Plant |
A large potted plant that is also an inviting home for any and all spiders. Will grow up to 500 meters tall when inhabited by spiders, as it will climb up the webs. Water daily, keep in a dark corner. |
| Soothing Spiral Tea |
A bag of the tastiest blend from the Spiral gardens. Hints of spiralian roses, turnips, mustard and steel. You'll be surprised how soothing it is! |
| Bag of Spiral Delight |
This delicious assortment of candy includes: sour spirals, liquorice towers, DTI's dynamites, marshmallow Ma'ams, flushdrops, sinful squishies, bibble bubbles, musky mulberries, gummy snakes, salty daggers, tooting potatoes and fizzy frogs. |
| Spiral Supernova |
A delightfully gigormous bouquet of freshly picked flowers from the Spiral gardens. The colors are a feast for the eyes and the scent is almost as lovely as you! |
| Black Kitten |
One of a littler of 6 red-eyed kittens that were found under the floorboards of the Spiral sacrificial chambers. Look into its eyes, it's almost as if it cast a spell on you.. You have been chosen. |
| Haunted Spiral Coin |
Proof of surviving Halloween 2024 in the clutches of the spooky Spiral. |
| Jingly Spiral Ornament |
A softly jingling golden little memento of celebrating Christmas 2024 in the Spiral Tower. |
| Spiral Herbs of Warmth |
A special selection of the finest seasonal spiral herbs, only harvested during Christmas-time. May cause extraordinary niceness and warm fuzzy feels when added to any dish, or sprinkled on a friend. |
| 88 Proof Rootbeer |
Will knock your socks off, and your number-neighbor's socks too, honestly. Be careful! |
| Abusive AI |
Programmed to teach you what abuse feels like in order to make it easier to empathize with other people. |