| 1081 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| YEETmas Wishbone |
Looks suspicious, what on earth did this bone come from? |
| Antique Chess Pieces |
Luckily none of the pieces are missing. They're in surprisingly good condition. All you need now is a matching board! |
| Moonlight Dagger |
Elegant form, decorated with opal gemstones. Gets an eerie glow at full moon... |
| Chatty Skeleton |
Man, he never shuts up. Should've just kept him buried underneath the pipes.. |
| Basic Black Robe |
Gets the job done, just like you. Built-in holster for your dagger, hidden pocket and light as a feather |
| Holy Water Bottle |
Quench your sinful thoughts or scold your demonic pals with water blessed by the Rudest of Ministers, the Pastor Sarcastor. |
| Spiral Slippers |
Fluffy, soft and oh so warm. They're blood-proof, checkered and very silent to walk in as well. |
| 14 Cutting Boards |
Why settle for one? Why settle for 10? Cut 14 things at once! Perfect for slicing and dicing fresh meat with ease! |
| Conspiracy Theories |
Why are there 2 Scotts? Why is it called the fl-USHER? What does DTI REALLY stand for?! Tinfoil hat included. |
| Tongue-twisting Tome of Tenacious Tongues |
This tongue-in-cheek book, possibly mocking the writer’s almost perverse tendency to alliterate, is perfect for practicing your pronunciation or challenging your friends to a duel of diction. |
| Spiral Sundress |
A classically beautiful floral print with beautiful spiral detailing. Flows in the sunlight, glows in moonlight. Gorgeous! |