| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
1832o |
| Trade Union membership |
"Because every worker needs a union. An injury to one is an injury to all! Comes with a sparkly rainbow-coloured membership card, free tea and biscuits and a militant, slightly terrifying rep who's always got your back." |
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| Peppercorn |
"Perfect for paying that peppercorn rent for your Spiral Tower floor. Comes in pink, red, green, black, white and brown. May or may not be edible. Maybe don't risk it." |
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| Judgemental cat |
"That furry, whiskered, incredibly disapproving look." |
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| Potion of Moderate Courage |
Face your inbox with only mild panic. |
1 |
| Sunday Sundae |
A declicious assortment of your favorite ice cream flavors, magically topped with your favorite toppings, if any. There's a special 'Tower' flavor, if you're so bold to try. |
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| Floor Floosher 4000 |
Syrup on your ceiling? Pesky slices of pizza on the floor? Not anymore! Your personal Floor Floosher can clean your floor in under 94 hours! |
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| Spiral Tower Biscuit Tin |
Filled with ginger crush creams, viennese, ballerina cookies, wagon wheels, dog treats, assorted buttons, business cards and that weird tomato with pins stuck in it. Blame Grandma. |
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| Veles' Beard Oil |
Enhances charm and plausible deniability. |
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| Potion of False Confidence |
Good for karaoke and half-baked ideas. |
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| Cursed Envelope |
Having this on you increases your chances of being struck by a flying ice-cream truck. |
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| Grabby Hand |
It helps you get those things that are just out of reach! |
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| Probo Praily |
A small, harmless creature with a beautiful shell. It's color reflects the weather. |
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| Lovely Duckling |
It's just swell. |
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| Banger |
Got mash? |
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| Kidney Pie |
Smells absolutely delicious. Made from the finest fresh meat the Sparlor has to offer. |
1 |
| Early Access Pass |
Your ticket in before anyone else! |
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| Holiday Halberd |
The craftsmanship is immaculate. Cut down your enemies with cheer! |
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| Spiral Shoes |
Boogie down in the grooviest shoes! Funky colors, luxurious suede, and a silent step. Made for sneaking up silently and dancing the night away. |
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| Plastic Action Dagger |
What every kid (Stowerling) wants for Christmas! Cool buttons that shoot lasers, beep and boop, many flashing lights and a hidden water-spraying gag function! Make all your fellow Stowerlings jealous with this baby! |
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| Terrific Tower Towel |
For all your drying, lounging, relaxing and adventuring needs - this towel will keep you safe, dry and stylish at all times. WARNING: DO NOT FORGET IT! |
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| Spiral Buttplug |
A delightfully spinny and corkscrew-like little gadget. Doubles as a bottle opener, glows in the dark and always points to the Tower, should you get lost! |
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| Bottle of Pirate's Booty Rum |
Aged in the barrels of lost ships. Smells like adventure, tastes like trouble. |
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| Bottle of Mead of Poetry |
One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
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| Robe of Too Many Pockets |
Youll lose everything, stylishly. |
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