| 3041 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Robe of Too Many Pockets |
You’ll lose everything, stylishly. |
| Bottle of Mead of Poetry |
One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
| Bottle of Pirate's Booty Rum |
Aged in the barrels of lost ships. Smells like adventure, tastes like trouble. |
| Spiral Buttplug |
A delightfully spinny and corkscrew-like little gadget. Doubles as a bottle opener, glows in the dark and always points to the Tower, should you get lost! |
| Terrific Tower Towel |
For all your drying, lounging, relaxing and adventuring needs - this towel will keep you safe, dry and stylish at all times. WARNING: DO NOT FORGET IT! |
| Plastic Action Dagger |
What every kid (Stowerling) wants for Christmas! Cool buttons that shoot lasers, beep and boop, many flashing lights and a hidden water-spraying gag function! Make all your fellow Stowerlings jealous with this baby! |
| Spiral Shoes |
Boogie down in the grooviest shoes! Funky colors, luxurious suede, and a silent step. Made for sneaking up silently and dancing the night away. |
| Holiday Halberd |
The craftsmanship is immaculate. Cut down your enemies with cheer! |
| Early Access Pass |
Your ticket in before anyone else! |
| Kidney Pie |
Smells absolutely delicious. Made from the finest fresh meat the Sparlor has to offer. |
| Banger |
Got mash? |