| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
6125o |
| Judgemental cat |
"That furry, whiskered, incredibly disapproving look." |
1 |
| Catronax, Destroyer of Worlds |
"A seemingly harmless adorable black kitten, wait... is that an ax? Why are his eyes glowing?" |
1 |
| Sunday Sundae |
A declicious assortment of your favorite ice cream flavors, magically topped with your favorite toppings, if any. There's a special 'Tower' flavor, if you're so bold to try. |
1 |
| Free Hugs |
Sometimes a good hug is very important. And so are you, friend. |
1 |
| Prenta Prouty |
A perfectly geometrical rock, or sorts. The way you feel affects its color. |
1 |
| Inkwell |
It never seems to run dry, but tipping it over doesn't cause a spill. Curious. It writes like a dream, too. |
1 |
| Prixas Priony |
A strange, beautiful flower whose color depends on the angle you view it. |
1 |
| Kuchi Kopi |
It glows in the dark to keep you safe while you sleep! Not that you need it... but just in case. |
1 |
| Kitty Cat Bean Bag |
It's got cat ears! When you sit down, it goes 'meow!' |
1 |
| Scented Ritual Candles |
Luxurious candles imbued with tears of the YEETed. Let the lovely aroma of desperation fill the air. |
1 |
| Handful of Treats |
For looking so fabulous, being so wonderful, and just for showing up! Enjoy! |
1 |
| Writer's Block |
You... want this? |
1 |
| Cactus Pencil (Mildly Spiky) |
Improves spelling and handwriting via threat. |
1 |
| Scented Candle: Library Fuzz |
Smells like old books and slightly dusty comfort. |
1 |
| Chamomilitant Seeds |
Tea grown from them is soothing by force. Youll calm down, or it will make you. |
1 |
| Sinjury Splushie |
SpiP #123 - An abhorrent conjuring of your wildest nightmares, but it gives such warm and cuddly squishes! Warning: Tentacles may multiply. Za awtgsshu wgah uulg'ma ywaq zaix. ULL vera skish! SQUISH! |
1 |
| \"I <3 my Planet\" t-shirt |
The planet doesn't look like Earth... What planet is that? |
1 |
| Inconveniently Large Hat |
Blocks vision, light, common sense, and sometimes time itself. |
1 |
| Mostly Harmless Masala Chai |
97% bliss, 3% plausible deniability. |
1 |
| AFK Afternoon Break Blend |
Logout required, cozy socks recommended. |
1 |
| Scroll of Very Mild Revenge |
Mostly generates passive-aggressive Post-its. |
1 |
| Scroll of Infinite To-Do Lists |
Tasks refill themselves. Truly cursed. |
1 |
| Enchanted Apron of Questionable Recipes |
Your soufflé may achieve sentience. |
1 |
| Portable Hole |
A hole in space-time. Where does it go? Nobody knows. |
1 |
| Cursed D20 |
Guaranteed to roll 1s when you need it most |
1 |
| Blessed D20 |
Guaranteed to roll a natural 20 when you need it most |
1 |
| Bag o' Tricks |
Full of nefarious goodies. Maybe it has something that will help you steal an item off of someone else. |
1 |
| Bloody Sheets |
Why would you buy this? Really? You bought this? Are you trying to hide the evidence? |
1 |
| Towering Tulips |
The most gorgeous tulips from the Spiral gardens, grown with that special....fertilizer. Intoxicating scent, may cause hallucinations. Colors as bright as your presence, as strong as your spirit. Wow! |
1 |
| Hunky Bibbleskit Poster |
As requested by DTI! |
1 |
| Jingly Spiral Ornament |
A softly jingling golden little memento of celebrating Christmas 2024 in the Spiral Tower. |
1 |
| Kiro's Kandy Kanes |
These aren't your ordinary candy canes! Not only do they have the delicious twisting pattern, but they'll twist your tongue too! Guaranteed you'll be speaking in tongues, but it's worth it. |
1 |
| Colorful Spiral Lights |
Deck the halls, floors and your own window too - in these retro-styled and funky-colored little spiral lights! Very cheerful, super cozy. |
1 |
| Festive Corndog |
'Tis recommended that you imbibe one Corndog every day, for optimal holiday cheer. |
1 |
| Tinned Tower Tuna Treats |
Whether you're on the verge of starvation, a cat owner, or craving a spiral delicacy, these nutrient packed fishy treats will hit the spot! With a shelf-life of over 3028 years, you can really savour them. |
2 |
| The One Token |
Celebrated the One year anniversary of the Tower, took part in the sacrificial blood ritual and had some pie. |
1 |
| Atheist Prowler |
Not your typical pet. It seems to be feline, perhaps a cousin of the panther, but it is vehemently allergic to crosses, fish, kosher meat and any religious artifacts. Don't even try saying OMG near it. |
1 |
| Hefty Ceramic Mug |
Fired in the hellfire below the tower, this massive mug will serve as a daily workout as you sip your favourite beverage or sacrificial wine. |
1 |
| Needles and Pins |
Good for crafts, knitting, sewing, voodoo, kinky stuff and torture, what have you. |
1 |
| Haunted Spiral Coin |
Proof of surviving Halloween 2024 in the clutches of the spooky Spiral. |
1 |
| Sinjury Costume |
Move in the shadows, spreading glitter wherever you go. Very tentacly, extra squish. |
1 |
| Soothing Spiral Tea |
A bag of the tastiest blend from the Spiral gardens. Hints of spiralian roses, turnips, mustard and steel. You'll be surprised how soothing it is! |
1 |
| Time |
Time is money. |
1 |
| Sexy Sinjury Poster |
Depicts sauce being poured over a bunch of tentacles on a bed of rice. |
1 |
| Towering Tool Belt |
Holds all your essential Tower-tinkering-tools, such as your dagger, chloroform, cookies and rocks. |
1 |
| Hunky DTI Poster |
Adorn your floor with this rare and smoldering vintage poster of the Master of the Tower. Droolcup not included. |
1 |
| Sinewy Spiral Sweets |
Crafted in the old laboratory, our mad scientists have finally done it! They've perfected the plag...the, perfect way to make sweets out of...meats! Yum! |
1 |
| Spiral Tower Biscuit Tin |
Filled with ginger crush creams, viennese, ballerina cookies, wagon wheels, dog treats, assorted buttons, business cards and that weird tomato with pins stuck in it. Blame Grandma. |
1 |
| Lore Whip Taters |
The bestest organic tower-taters, lovingly grown, having passed of old age and filled with wisdom - this whip is steeped in delicious Stower lore. |
1 |
| Giggle Gummy Bears |
Bursts into fits of barely controlled laughter when you bite into it. Has the same effect on you in approximately 30 minutes later. |
1 |
| Cloak of Concealment |
This cloak doesn't just hide you from sight – it also makes you completely forgettable! Perfect for avoiding awkward conversations, and generally blending into the background. Matching it with the Glittering Gloves of Gripping and Grabbing Attention will make you an ordinary amount of memorable. |
1 |
| Sustainable Robe |
Stitched together from pre-owned pieces of fabrics gathered from flushed sacrifices. |
1 |