| 1610 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| How To Spiral 101 |
What is this place? What do the numbers mean? Help, I got flushed? Find weird answers for all your questions! |
| Hunky DTI Poster |
Adorn your floor with this rare and smoldering vintage poster of the Master of the Tower. Droolcup not included. |
| Sexy Sinjury Poster |
Depicts sauce being poured over a bunch of tentacles on a bed of rice. |
| Tower Towel |
Just about the most massively useful thing that one can carry |
| Cursed D20 |
Guaranteed to roll 1s when you need it most |
| Bottle of Mead of Poetry |
One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
| Bottle of Pirate’s Booty Rum |
Aged in the barrels of lost ships. Smells like adventure, tastes like trouble. |
| Miniature Kraken-In-A-Jar |
Cuddly. Possibly vengeful. |