| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
5512o |
| Bottle of Mead of Poetry |
One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
1 |
| Bottle of Pirate's Booty Rum |
Aged in the barrels of lost ships. Smells like adventure, tastes like trouble. |
1 |
| Ceremonial Robes |
Wow. So silky. You're special now. |
1 |
| Comfy Robe |
A thick robe with a relaxed fit and pockets for your daggers, made from the fluffiest Sparlorian cotton. |
1 |
| Cursed D20 |
Guaranteed to roll 1s when you need it most |
1 |
| Dust Bunny Familiar |
Weak but extremely emotionally supportive. |
1 |
| Glitter Grenade |
Share your explosive love with your friends, from far away, behind a barricade. |
1 |
| Holiday Halberd |
The craftsmanship is immaculate. Cut down your enemies with cheer! |
1 |
| How To Spiral 101 |
What is this place? What do the numbers mean? Help, I got flushed? Find weird answers for all your questions! |
1 |
| Hunky DTI Poster |
Adorn your floor with this rare and smoldering vintage poster of the Master of the Tower. Droolcup not included. |
1 |
| Miniature Kraken-In-A-Jar |
Cuddly. Possibly vengeful. |
1 |
| Ring of Continuous Snacking |
Creates a small snack every 10 minutes. Cannot be turned off. |
1 |
| Sexy Sinjury Poster |
Depicts sauce being poured over a bunch of tentacles on a bed of rice. |
1 |
| Tower Towel |
Just about the most massively useful thing that one can carry |
1 |
| Ugly Flushmas Sweater 2025 |
There are so many names stitched into this sweater that it's become illegible. A sore for sight eyes. |
1 |