| 12756 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Ye Olde Spiral Pen |
Who doth hath this most wondrous pen shalt writeth the most stout of w'rds, enthralling the spiral toweth'r |
| Super Weighted Blanket |
If you can't sleep under this thing, you'll never sleep. Filled with a suspiciously heavy substance dug from beneath the Tower. |
| Frequent Flushing Miles |
ONLY FOR THE FLUSHED! Have you been flushed once? Buy one. Been flushed twice? Buy two, and so on. |
| Sonic Screwdriver of Space-time Shenanigans |
With this versatile tool, you can hack into alien technology, unlock doors, and even fix the occasional plot hole in the fabric of reality. |
| S.H.I.T Power Alert |
Love greeting fresh meat? Are you confusingly helpful?Are you definitely not affiliated with any sort of cult? This is THE batsignal for the Spiral Helper Info Team! Big flashy button! MEEP, MEEP, FRESH MEAT DETECTED! Get yours NOW! |
| Diamond Dagger |
Sacrifice in style. Always razor sharp. Embedded with Spiralian Diamonds that glow as the blood flows. |