Historical-Night-938's Inventory (safe)
| Item | Description |
|---|---|
| 15138 o | The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Cloak of Dramatic Billowing | Just epic flair. Perfect for grand entrances and exits alike. |
| Potion of Existential Dread | Makes you realize the futility of life. Somehow still a popular purchase. |
| Scroll of Infinite To-Do Lists | Tasks refill themselves. Truly cursed. |
| Potion of Perfect Procrastination | You’ll finally do nothing, absolutely flawlessly. |