| 51792 o | The currency used in SPONGE. | 
| Perfume Bottle | "Eau de Sparlor" with a rich mustardy scent! Sure to drive 'em wild! | 
| Lovebomb | Explodes randomly when you least expect it, but always when you need it the most. | 
| Uplifting Candies | Sometimes all you need is a bag of candy. Instant happiness guaranteed. | 
| Cute Furry Robe | Super warm and fuzzy, adorable ears on the hood, hidden pockets, embroidered with your number. | 
| Psychedelic Aquarium | Filled with ten funky fish of varying species. They light up, glow in the dark, and feed on disco hits. | 
| Tower Mouse | A quick and friendly little fellow. Skitters into your room every day to say hello. A connoisseur of cheeses. | 
| Jelly Bean | By the color, you can't tell what flavor it is. Hmm. | 
| Chicken | It might be defective. It's super competitive and doesn't shut up about being first, even if it wasn't. Eats soup. | 
| Tower Pigeon | Your very own plump and feathered friend. Can bring secret notes, but poops everywhere. | 
| Sausage | Delicious. | 
| Tower Rations | A tin of essentials; clump of fresh meat, 1 x celery cake, 1 x spiral baguette, box of "raisins", 1 x sippy-cup of sacrificial juice. | 
| Commemorative Pumpkin | I celebrated Halloween in the Tower 2023! BOO! | 
| Honey Bunny Biscuits | Almost too cute to eat! A beautiful bunny-shaped tin with the sweetest little bisquits! | 
| Crate of Carrots | Feed of the champions. The number one snacky choice of the number one strongman of the Spiral Tower. Guaranteed crunch! Munch! | 
| Weird Pretzels | The lye ain't no lie! But they are suspiciously delicuous. | 
| Sasquatchicorn | A rare and elusive creature that combines the size and strength of a Sasquatch with the magical horn of a unicorn. Legend has it that anyone who catches a glimpse of him will be granted good fortune for life, but is it worth it? He cheats at games and is a very sore loser. | 
| Giggle Gummy Bears | Bursts into fits of barely controlled laughter when you bite into it. Has the same effect on you in approximately 30 minutes later. | 
| Spiral Sundress | A classically beautiful floral print with beautiful spiral detailing. Flows in the sunlight, glows in moonlight. Gorgeous! | 
| Octarine Lollipop | Each eight lick tastes like a different kind of chaos. | 
| Fairy Dust Pop Rocks | Makes you sparkle. | 
| Waterpot Relish | Lush and soaked relish from the oasis gardens of the Tower. Perfect for any dish, wish or fish. Holds some magic powers. Maybe. | 
| Sinewy Spiral Sweets | Crafted in the old laboratory, our mad scientists have finally done it! They've perfected the plag...the, perfect way to make sweets out of...meats! Yum! | 
| Eel Worship Tart | The traditional holy dish of the Spiral Tower. Served and offered at every special event, birthday, holiday and sacrifice. Shall NOT be yucked, chucked or disrespected. 'Tis sacred. | 
| Spiral Cigar & Tower Aged Bourbon | Heavenly. | 
| Towering Lollipop | Boasting a whopping 164cm (3 bald eagles and a coconut), the towering lollipop swirls towards the sky in a colorful spiral, with 58 different flavors and textures! | 
| Argyle Ascot | Attractive accessories are altogether appropriate, and always ardently appreciated. | 
| Swiss Cheese Plant | A beautiful specimen that contrary to popular belief, does in fact yield cheese - but only every 5th year, and only if you sing to it every morning. | 
| Bag of Spiral Delight | This delicious assortment of candy includes: sour spirals, liquorice towers, DTI's dynamites, marshmallow Ma'ams, flushdrops, sinful squishies, bibble bubbles, musky mulberries, gummy snakes, salty daggers, tooting potatoes and fizzy frogs. | 
| Soothing Spiral Tea | A bag of the tastiest blend from the Spiral gardens. Hints of spiralian roses, turnips, mustard and steel. You'll be surprised how soothing it is! | 
| Haunted Spiral Coin | Proof of surviving Halloween 2024 in the clutches of the spooky Spiral. | 
| Boo Brew | Enjoy a pint of the Spiral's finest Halloween ale! Hints of pumpkin, blood, sweat, and tears. Cheers, friend! | 
| Blessed Bloodrobe | Tie-dyed in countless shades of deep red, with a black satin lining, hidden pockets and a pouch for treats. Blessed by the Spiral spirits. | 
| Handful of Treats | For looking so fabulous, being so wonderful, and just for showing up! Enjoy! | 
| Jingly Spiral Ornament | A softly jingling golden little memento of celebrating Christmas 2024 in the Spiral Tower. | 
| Cliffy's Festive Froggies | It is FLUSHmas, my dudes. | 
| Tower Pendant | Very elegant and fancy, goes well with the new robes - don't you think? 100% pure Spiralian gold. | 
| Portable Hole | A hole in space-time. Where does it go? Nobody knows. | 
| The White Rabbit's Gloves | Slip these fancy paw warmers on and always arrive precisely when you mean to. | 
| Dust Bunny Familiar | Weak but extremely emotionally supportive. | 
| Emotional Support | There for you, friend. | 
| Feels | I feel you. I felt that. You feel me? All the feels. | 
| Free Hugs x2 | Sometimes a good hug is very important. And so are you, friend. | 
| Jörmungandr Friendship Bracelet | Elastic, shiny, slightly damp. Bites if removed improperly. |