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The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Perfume Bottle |
"Eau de Sparlor" with a rich mustardy scent! Sure to drive 'em wild! |
| Green Meteor |
It might actually just be an angry apple. You need a telescope. |
| Lovebomb |
Explodes randomly when you least expect it, but always when you need it the most. |
| Uplifting Candies |
Sometimes all you need is a bag of candy. Instant happiness guaranteed. |
| Cute Furry Robe |
Super warm and fuzzy, adorable ears on the hood, hidden pockets, embroidered with your number. |
| Jupiter |
It's a pretty moony planet. It has 95 known moons. No, you don't get them, too. |
| Psychedelic Aquarium |
Filled with ten funky fish of varying species. They light up, glow in the dark, and feed on disco hits. |
| Tower Mouse |
A quick and friendly little fellow. Skitters into your room every day to say hello. A connoisseur of cheeses. |
| Jelly Bean |
By the color, you can't tell what flavor it is. Hmm. |
| Chicken |
It might be defective. It's super competitive and doesn't shut up about being first, even if it wasn't. Eats soup. |
| Tower Pigeon |
Your very own plump and feathered friend. Can bring secret notes, but poops everywhere. |
| Sausage |
Delicious. |
| Tower Rations |
A tin of essentials; clump of fresh meat, 1 x celery cake, 1 x spiral baguette, box of "raisins", 1 x sippy-cup of sacrificial juice. |
| Commemorative Pumpkin |
I celebrated Halloween in the Tower 2023! BOO! |
| Honey Bunny Biscuits |
Almost too cute to eat! A beautiful bunny-shaped tin with the sweetest little bisquits! |
| Crate of Carrots |
Feed of the champions. The number one snacky choice of the number one strongman of the Spiral Tower. Guaranteed crunch! Munch! |
| Weird Pretzels |
The lye ain't no lie! But they are suspiciously delicuous. |
| Sasquatchicorn |
A rare and elusive creature that combines the size and strength of a Sasquatch with the magical horn of a unicorn. Legend has it that anyone who catches a glimpse of him will be granted good fortune for life, but is it worth it? He cheats at games and is a very sore loser. |
| Giggle Gummy Bears |
Bursts into fits of barely controlled laughter when you bite into it. Has the same effect on you in approximately 30 minutes later. |
| Spiral Sundress |
A classically beautiful floral print with beautiful spiral detailing. Flows in the sunlight, glows in moonlight. Gorgeous! |
| Octarine Lollipop |
Each eight lick tastes like a different kind of chaos. |
| Fairy Dust Pop Rocks |
Makes you sparkle. |
| Waterpot Relish |
Lush and soaked relish from the oasis gardens of the Tower. Perfect for any dish, wish or fish. Holds some magic powers. Maybe. |
| Sinewy Spiral Sweets |
Crafted in the old laboratory, our mad scientists have finally done it! They've perfected the plag...the, perfect way to make sweets out of...meats! Yum! |
| Eel Worship Tart |
The traditional holy dish of the Spiral Tower. Served and offered at every special event, birthday, holiday and sacrifice. Shall NOT be yucked, chucked or disrespected. 'Tis sacred. |
| Spiral Cigar & Tower Aged Bourbon |
Heavenly. |
| Towering Lollipop |
Boasting a whopping 164cm (3 bald eagles and a coconut), the towering lollipop swirls towards the sky in a colorful spiral, with 58 different flavors and textures! |
| Argyle Ascot |
Attractive accessories are altogether appropriate, and always ardently appreciated. |