| 159295 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Welcome Mat |
Your door is always open |
| The Letter I |
Imagine inheriting interest implementing investments. |
| Ice-Machine |
It just keeps playing 'Ice, ice, baby' on repeat. |
| Mouse Costume |
Live among the mice as if you were one of their own. |
| Cask of Sparlor Wine |
A dark, dusky and dangerously nutty red with slight undertones of tears of the YEETed. |
| An Eternity |
You now have an eternity. What are you gonna do with it. |
| Pristine Snowflake |
Absolutely one-of-a-kind and immaculately preserved. |
| Box of Chocolates |
You never know what you're gonna get. Except caramel, there's always some caramel in there. |
| Waterproof Raincoat |
This thing is so waterproof that you have to dry clean it. |
| Spring |
Boing! |
| 1000 Candles |
Like that one song. |
| Maalstr0m Plushie |
SpiP #006 - The strongest plushie around! Dispenses random penis & animal facts. Has pretty beads in his beard. |
| Bubble Robe |
How...how does it even stay together? The bubbles won't break. It's mesmerizing. |
| Sonic Plushie |
SpiP #145 - Has a pancake on his head. If you remove his pancake he'll scream AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! |
| Ring of the Fisherman |
Uh.. Someone in the Vatican might be looking for this. Or does this make you the new Pope?! |
| Nylock Plushie |
SpiP #002 - Randomly loses and grows appendages. Won't shut up about being banned twice. Comes with tiny boat and earplugs. |
| Snakes Plushie |
SpiP #055 - Got snakes? The coolest bartender ever! Comes with sooo many snakes, but she still needs MORE! MORE!! |
| Bibble Plushie |
SpiP #001 - The bestest & bibbliest Skit is now your BFF! He's got pockets full of shiny pebbles, and he'll grant you 29 o a day for being so awesome. |
| Tentacle of Sins |
Fully functional grappling-tentacle. Snap, whip, hoist, lasso and squish your friends and foes with ease! |
| Auntie Ev Plushie |
SpiP #335 - The sweetest badass auntie of the Tower! Always ready with a tiny whip and a cuppa tea! |
| Huh Plushie |
SpiP #835 - He's got pockets full of bacteria, and he ain't afraid to use 'em! Plays a tiny guitar at random times. You better applaud.. |
| Revesvans Plushie |
SpiP #202 - Handsomely clad in his traditional norwegian Bunad! Writes wickedly awesome fantasy novels for you, signed copies, of course. |
| Apollina Plushie |
SpiP #044 - The perfectly optimized plushie for hugs! Pure sunshine in cuddle-form. GLOMP! |
| Mustelid Plushie |
SpiP #257 - The most wholesome and helpful friend! Sings the blues beautifully, especially around water and birds. |
| Towering Tool Belt x2 |
Holds all your essential Tower-tinkering-tools, such as your dagger, chloroform, cookies and rocks. |
| Sustainable Robe |
Stitched together from pre-owned pieces of fabrics gathered from flushed sacrifices. |
| Sexy Sinjury Poster |
Depicts sauce being poured over a bunch of tentacles on a bed of rice. |
| GeePedicy Plushie |
SpiP #122 - The OG Gee, sweet as can be! Equipped with cool Jewish facts and pockets full of endless celery! Do not offer him carrots. |
| Mitt Plushie |
SpiP #911 - Who you gonna call? MITTHRAWNURUO! Solid as a rock. Poke at your own risk. Comes with a very peculiar arsenal and first-aid kit. |
| Bookworm Bob |
The bravest and most brilliant of worms. Found in the library. He had built himself a pagoda out of old fishing manuals. |
| Proton Pack |
It's ratting, like it's about to explode...? Grants a mystery flair for a week. |
| Scary Stories of the Tower |
An anthology of bone-chilling and cursed tales. The pages were found behind a bricked up wall in the tombs.. |
| Fuzzy Maal Wall Rug |
Garish and captivating, extra fuzzy, massively muscly and decorated with sparkly beads. Hand-woven by skilled tentacles. Also doubles as a warm quilt. |
| Slippery Swimwear |
Should you happen to have to take a dive down the pipes, this might come in very handy. |
| Camouflage Robe |
Perfect for ambushing and stalking fresh meat in the hedge maze. Big hood, many pockets, waterproof. |
| Ice Bathed Sealnog |
Hits you right in the noggin'! Brewed in the icy fresh waters of Sweden by the cuddliest seal you've ever seen! |
| Holy Water Bottle |
Quench your sinful thoughts or scold your demonic pals with water blessed by the Rudest of Ministers, the Pastor Sarcastor. |
| Floor Floosher 4000 |
Syrup on your ceiling? Pesky slices of pizza on the floor? Not anymore! Your personal Floor Floosher can clean your floor in under 94 hours! |
| How To Spiral 101 |
What is this place? What do the numbers mean? Help, I got flushed? Find weird answers for all your questions! |
| Tower Rations |
A tin of essentials; clump of fresh meat, 1 x celery cake, 1 x spiral baguette, box of "raisins", 1 x sippy-cup of sacrificial juice. |
| Sunbathing Penguin |
No one knows how he got here, but he could use a friend to help him get to the top floor to sunbathe by the pool, he can't waddle up stairs and elevators scare him. |
| Spiral Slippers |
Fluffy, soft and oh so warm. They're blood-proof, checkered and very silent to walk in as well. |
| UnU Plushie |
SpiP #012 - Fluffy, cute and fierce! As the king, she comes equipped with a tiny crown, customized art and a tiny alien companion. |
| Silver Sheep |
His name is Bert. The name is misleading, as you can only harvest steel wool off of him. May poop oven cleaner if fed enough celery. |
| Nuclear HAZMAT Suit |
Extremely resistant to radiation. Not at all resistant to stabbing. |
| The One Token |
Celebrated the One year anniversary of the Tower, took part in the sacrificial blood ritual and had some pie. |
| Relaxation |
Just what I needed. |
| Secret Safari Maps |
Meticulously crafted by the man, the myth and the Scott himself. Ready for an adventure? If you can't bring Scott with you, this is the next best thing to have. |
| Python Quiz |
How many pythons does it take to build a bomb? How many pythons have been found in the Spiral toilets? How many pythons tall is the Tower? |
| Inflatable FLUSH Suit |
In case of flushing, the suit automatically inflates making your FLUSH a luxurious and relaxing float as you go for a joyride down the pipes. |
| Asherjade Plushie |
SpiP #032 - A feisty little fisherman from the Tower mote! Tiny model airplane, fancy fishing lures and delicious pie included. |
| Emotional Support |
There for you, friend. |
| Handmade Card x2 |
I made this with my own little hands, you couldn't wish for more! Fingerpaints, glitter and stickers galore! Hugs. |
| Potatoes |
PO-TA-TOES. |
| Mulberry Plushie |
SpiP #093 - Are you sure you can handle this plushie? It might make you...blushie. Comes with blindfold, whips and beautiful melodies. |
| Fancy Spiral Bouquet |
A stunning bouquet of gorgeous roses from the Tower gardens, colorful Spiral hydrangeas and scented hyacinths. |
| Tooting Jetpack |
Useful for traversing up floors quickly. Makes a distinct tooting sound and poofs out a cloud of blue smoke now and then. Pretty sure it works.. |
| Ruby Slippers |
With a click of your heels, you're teleported down to the Tower Gardens. |
| Sphinx of Riddles and Ribs |
This enigmatic creature still poses perplexing riddles to travelers, but its true passion lies in barbecue. When it's not challenging adventurers with mind-bending conundrums, it's firing up the grill and hosting epic cookouts. |
| Gryphon's Gourmet Grub x2 |
These gourmet rations are fit for a king – or at least a gryphon. It’s seeds. Just seeds, but the name makes you want them more, right? Right? |
| Pocket-sized Port-a-Portal Parchment |
This magical parchment, paired with a crayon of your choice, allows adventurers to create temporary portals to different levels of the endless tower. |
| Bumbling Basilisk |
Unlike its fearsome counterpart, this basilisk can't turn you to stone - it's too busy tripping over its own tail! Instead of striking fear into the hearts of adventurers, it provides comic relief with its clumsy antics and comical attempts at intimidation. |
| Electric Robe |
Shockingly blue and shines like lightning. Sparks randomly and emits a low electrical hum as you move. |
| Moonlight Dagger x2 |
Elegant form, decorated with opal gemstones. Gets an eerie glow at full moon... |
| Kelpie-Kraken |
A terrifying hybrid of a kelpie and a kraken, this monstrous half horse and half octopus sea creature is the eight-legged horse Sleipnir’s forgotten cousin. She sings beautifully, and comes with a fancy bathtub for your crib. |
| Octarine Lollipop |
Each eight lick tastes like a different kind of chaos. |
| Fairy Dust Pop Rocks |
Makes you sparkle. |
| Giggle Gummy Bears |
Bursts into fits of barely controlled laughter when you bite into it. Has the same effect on you in approximately 30 minutes later. |
| Hydrogen-powered Convertible Humvee |
On sale for 33334. An import from Franksgard, well-suited for off-roading or zooming down a highway while blasting music! |
| Steve Schaubs Library Card |
Grants the bearer permanent access (no more need for day passes) to the Franksgard University Library, its collections, and its workshops. |
| Stower Speedos |
Funky, slick and hotter than the basement furnace. Perfect for slip-n-sliding down some flushy pipes and basking at the pool. All eyes on you! |
| Spiral Cloak of Confusion |
Confused? Wanting to confuse further? This is the cloak for masters of kung-fusion and conning cultusion. What? Ah, working as intended. |
| Free Hugs |
Sometimes a good hug is very important. And so are you, friend. |
| Spiral Rug Cutters |
Suede soles, beautiful wallflower-pattern, 1 inch heels, indestructible toes for dancing with beginners or kicking pipes, and ventilation to avert foot stench for up to 8h. |
| Worse Triple Hat |
There once was the ultimate hat, three hats in one. For any weather, party of activity, it was always just right. This is the worse version of it, which is still better than any other hat. |
| Tinned Tower Tuna Treats x3 |
Whether you're on the verge of starvation, a cat owner, or craving a spiral delicacy, these nutrient packed fishy treats will hit the spot! With a shelf-life of over 3028 years, you can really savour them. |
| Lit Tower Phaser |
When there's something strange in your neighborhood... Perfect for stunning, shocking, lighting it up, and of course; groovy spiral raves. |
| Stower Pelt Hair |
What a pelt! So beautiful! Warm! Thick! Lustrous! Cuddly! Burly! What animal is it from? That's.. That's besides the point. Just look at it! |
| ReactsWithWords Plushie |
SpiP #058 - YES, he reacts to your words! No pre-recorded jargon! Comes with a MASSIVE stack of teeny tiny maps & floor plans and a cool tour guide hat. You'll never be lost if you have him along. Also functions as a brilliant little jukebox. |
| Mylvee Plushie |
SpiP #104 - hungry. bites you. prions are scary. dinat dinat do. death by glamour. milk. two planets approach the roche limit. bal man. walk don't run. battle for dream island. we are eternal. eepy. |
| Fabulous Bouquet |
Absolutley beautifully arranged bouquet. Anyone receiving one would surely be flattered. |
| Broken Car |
It's beat up and broken, but you look at it fondly. |
| Root 88 Dagger |
Exquisitly made, but it's wooden. |
| Lore Whip Taters |
The bestest organic tower-taters, lovingly grown, having passed of old age and filled with wisdom - this whip is steeped in delicious Stower lore. |
| Azure Dagger |
Glistens like lightning and glows when it rains. Forged from the finest blue Spiralian Steel. |
| Towering Tulips x2 |
The most gorgeous tulips from the Spiral gardens, grown with that special....fertilizer. Intoxicating scent, may cause hallucinations. Colors as bright as your presence, as strong as your spirit. Wow! |