| 2969 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Bottle of Pirate's Booty Rum |
Aged in the barrels of lost ships. Smells like adventure, tastes like trouble. |
| Scroll of Petty Miracles |
Cures hiccups. Summons tiny rainclouds. |
| Scroll of Low-Level Banishment |
Great for mosquitos and minor annoyances, does not work on humans |
| Miniature Kraken-In-A-Jar |
Cuddly. Possibly vengeful. |
| Potion of Acceptable Social Interactions |
You know why. |
| Golem Carving Kit |
Assemble your own emotional support rock. |
| Robe of Infinite Snacks |
Summon a snack at will! Beware: It is unclear where they come from. |