| 7728 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Tower Rations |
A tin of essentials; clump of fresh meat, 1 x celery cake, 1 x spiral baguette, box of "raisins", 1 x sippy-cup of sacrificial juice. |
| Bubble Robe |
How...how does it even stay together? The bubbles won't break. It's mesmerizing. |
| How To Spiral 101 |
What is this place? What do the numbers mean? Help, I got flushed? Find weird answers for all your questions! |
| Pizza Pie Dagger |
The true multi-purpose dagger for all your sacrificial, pizza slicin' and pie cuttin' needs! |
| Tower Towel |
Just about the most massively useful thing that one can carry |
| Robe of Infinite Snacks |
Summon a snack at will! Beware: It is unclear where they come from. |
| Infinity Dagger |
Never misses. Never dulls. Never stops whispering in your head… |
| Bottle of Pirate's Booty Rum |
Aged in the barrels of lost ships. Smells like adventure, tastes like trouble. |
| Shakespearean Insult Generator |
For all of you Elizabethan wit and spite needs. |
| Ragnarök Insurance |
Can you afford not to buy it? |
| Blessing of Chernobog |
You won’t like it, but you’ll remember it. |
| Omnitool Replica x2 |
Looks cool. Solves nothing. Satisfies everything. |
| Potion of Moderate Courage |
Face your inbox with only mild panic. |
| Sleep Not Found Cold Brew x2 |
May cause speed typing and the illusion of productivity. |
| Bioluminescent Robe |
Gives you that fungal glow, without the spores. Probably. |
| Bottle of Mead of Poetry x2 |
One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
| Time |
Time is money. |
| Mulberry Splushie |
SpiP #093 - Are you sure you can handle this plushie? It might make you...blushie. Comes with blindfold, whips and beautiful melodies. |
| Plush Pink Robe |
Embroidered with your number, beautiful sparkly tassels and BIG pockets - for your dagger, and such. |
| Plastic Robe |
I just don't wanna get any blood on me.. It doubles as a raincoat too! Stay dry for every FLUSH! |
| Fancy Spiral Bouquet |
A stunning bouquet of gorgeous roses from the Tower gardens, colorful Spiral hydrangeas and scented hyacinths. |
| Aubergine Robe |
A plush purple color with a distinctive scent to it. Slight water-damage but hey, it's vintage, and it's fabulous! |
| Reversible Robe |
Dramatically sparkly and edgy on one side, soft and nap-friendly on the other. |
| Old Feller Splushie |
SpiP #004 - He's not what he seems.. Pat him and he gives you an exciting fact, but only once a day. |
| Nonpolitical Robe |
Equipped with special spiralian shit- and politics-sensors, this robe will temporarily stun anyone in your vicinity if there is even a whiff of politics, giving you time to flee. Thick velvet lining, a shiny bluish glow, deep pockets and a stash for treats. |
| Early Access Pass |
Your ticket in before anyone else! |
| Pacifier |
Stick it in a fellow Sparlorites mouth to shut them up. |