JulesSilverman's Inventory (safe)

Item Description
10219 o The currency used in SPONGE.
Tower Rations A tin of essentials; clump of fresh meat, 1 x celery cake, 1 x spiral baguette, box of "raisins", 1 x sippy-cup of sacrificial juice.
Bubble Robe How...how does it even stay together? The bubbles won't break. It's mesmerizing.
How To Spiral 101 What is this place? What do the numbers mean? Help, I got flushed? Find weird answers for all your questions!
Pizza Pie Dagger The true multi-purpose dagger for all your sacrificial, pizza slicin' and pie cuttin' needs!
Tower Towel Just about the most massively useful thing that one can carry
Robe of Infinite Snacks Summon a snack at will! Beware: It is unclear where they come from.
Infinity Dagger Never misses. Never dulls. Never stops whispering in your head…
Bottle of Pirate’s Booty Rum Aged in the barrels of lost ships. Smells like adventure, tastes like trouble.
Shakespearean Insult Generator For all of you Elizabethan wit and spite needs.