| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
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| 'I didn't flip the switch' trolley t-shirt. |
"A t-shirt bearing a picture of a trolley, which indicates your decision-of-choice in that classic ethics dilemma" |
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| Tiny Screw of Frustration |
"This tiny screw looks like it will fit anywhere where a tiny screw is needed, it appears to fit every device known to man. The moment you try to tighten it, it slips from your fingers, ricochets off the desk, and vanishes forever into the nearest crack. Completely non-magnetic. " |
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| Sunday Sundae |
A declicious assortment of your favorite ice cream flavors, magically topped with your favorite toppings, if any. There's a special 'Tower' flavor, if you're so bold to try. |
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| Potion of False Confidence |
Good for karaoke and half-baked ideas. |
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| Boy Button |
An item that turns the owner into a boy. |
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| Cursed Envelope |
Having this on you increases your chances of being struck by a flying ice-cream truck. |
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| Cute Furry Robe |
Super warm and fuzzy, adorable ears on the hood, hidden pockets, embroidered with your number. |
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| Girl Button |
An item that turns the owner into a into a girl. |
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| Pacifier |
Stick it in a fellow Sparlorites mouth to shut them up. |
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| Early Access Pass |
Your ticket in before anyone else! |
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| Nonpolitical Robe |
Equipped with special spiralian shit- and politics-sensors, this robe will temporarily stun anyone in your vicinity if there is even a whiff of politics, giving you time to flee. Thick velvet lining, a shiny bluish glow, deep pockets and a stash for treats. |
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| Old Feller Splushie |
SpiP #004 - He's not what he seems.. Pat him and he gives you an exciting fact, but only once a day. |
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| Reversible Robe |
Dramatically sparkly and edgy on one side, soft and nap-friendly on the other. |
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| Aubergine Robe |
A plush purple color with a distinctive scent to it. Slight water-damage but hey, it's vintage, and it's fabulous! |
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| Fancy Spiral Bouquet |
A stunning bouquet of gorgeous roses from the Tower gardens, colorful Spiral hydrangeas and scented hyacinths. |
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| Plastic Robe |
I just don't wanna get any blood on me.. It doubles as a raincoat too! Stay dry for every FLUSH! |
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| Plush Pink Robe |
Embroidered with your number, beautiful sparkly tassels and BIG pockets - for your dagger, and such. |
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| Mulberry Splushie |
SpiP #093 - Are you sure you can handle this plushie? It might make you...blushie. Comes with blindfold, whips and beautiful melodies. |
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| Time |
Time is money. |
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| Bottle of Mead of Poetry |
One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
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| Bioluminescent Robe |
Gives you that fungal glow, without the spores. Probably. |
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| Sleep Not Found Cold Brew |
May cause speed typing and the illusion of productivity. |
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| Potion of Moderate Courage |
Face your inbox with only mild panic. |
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| Omnitool Replica |
Looks cool. Solves nothing. Satisfies everything. |
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| Blessing of Chernobog |
You wont like it, but youll remember it. |
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| Ragnarök Insurance |
Can you afford not to buy it? |
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| Shakespearean Insult Generator |
For all of you Elizabethan wit and spite needs. |
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| Bottle of Pirate's Booty Rum |
Aged in the barrels of lost ships. Smells like adventure, tastes like trouble. |
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| Infinity Dagger |
Never misses. Never dulls. Never stops whispering in your head… |
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| Robe of Infinite Snacks |
Summon a snack at will! Beware: It is unclear where they come from. |
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| Tower Towel |
Just about the most massively useful thing that one can carry |
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| Pizza Pie Dagger |
The true multi-purpose dagger for all your sacrificial, pizza slicin' and pie cuttin' needs! |
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| How To Spiral 101 |
What is this place? What do the numbers mean? Help, I got flushed? Find weird answers for all your questions! |
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| Bubble Robe |
How...how does it even stay together? The bubbles won't break. It's mesmerizing. |
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| Tower Rations |
A tin of essentials; clump of fresh meat, 1 x celery cake, 1 x spiral baguette, box of \"raisins\", 1 x sippy-cup of sacrificial juice. |
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