| 11129 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Psychedelic Party Hat |
Makes you have kaleidoscopic moments of absolute psychedelic pleasure! Groovy, baby! |
| Python Quiz |
How many pythons does it take to build a bomb? How many pythons have been found in the Spiral toilets? How many pythons tall is the Tower? |
| Temptation |
You need it. You want it. You crave it. You can't fight it. |
| Scurvy Dog |
A happy little guy named Kirby who's a tad mischievous. He doesn't have scurvy, that's just the sound he makes when he tries to bark. |
| Flute of the Mad God |
I double dare you to blow it... |
| Bell of Blatant Blunders |
Ring this comically oversized bell to reveal hidden passages and secrets within the tower. Chaotic consequences may follow. |
| How To Spiral 101 |
What is this place? What do the numbers mean? Help, I got flushed? Find weird answers for all your questions! |
| Personal Incubus |
Priceless (for the daring adventurers willing to take the risk) - buy its freedom and see what happens… |
| Eel Worship Tart |
The traditional holy dish of the Spiral Tower. Served and offered at every special event, birthday, holiday and sacrifice. Shall NOT be yucked, chucked or disrespected. 'Tis sacred. |
| Root 88 Dagger |
Exquisitly made, but it's wooden. |
| Nylockian Phalluses |
Almost as beautiful as the Fabulous Bouquet (not really). |
| Lover's Bead |
One of a pair, the owners of each half are soulmates. Whether they like it or not. |
| Towering Tulips x2 |
The most gorgeous tulips from the Spiral gardens, grown with that special....fertilizer. Intoxicating scent, may cause hallucinations. Colors as bright as your presence, as strong as your spirit. Wow! |
| Fabulous Bouquet |
Absolutley beautifully arranged bouquet. Anyone receiving one would surely be flattered. |