| 582 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Psychedelic Party Hat |
Makes you have kaleidoscopic moments of absolute psychedelic pleasure! Groovy, baby! |
| Python Quiz |
How many pythons does it take to build a bomb? How many pythons have been found in the Spiral toilets? How many pythons tall is the Tower? |
| Temptation |
You need it. You want it. You crave it. You can't fight it. |
| Scurvy Dog |
A happy little guy named Kirby who's a tad mischievous. He doesn't have scurvy, that's just the sound he makes when he tries to bark. |
| Flute of the Mad God |
I double dare you to blow it... |
| Bell of Blatant Blunders |
Ring this comically oversized bell to reveal hidden passages and secrets within the tower. Chaotic consequences may follow. |
| Personal Incubus |
Priceless (for the daring adventurers willing to take the risk) - buy its freedom and see what happens… |
| Root 88 Dagger |
Exquisitly made, but it's wooden. |
| Nylockian Phalluses |
Almost as beautiful as the Fabulous Bouquet (not really). |
| Lover's Bead |
One of a pair, the owners of each half are soulmates. Whether they like it or not. |
| Hunky DTI Poster |
Adorn your floor with this rare and smoldering vintage poster of the Master of the Tower. Droolcup not included. |
| Houseplant Herbert |
A large mysterious plant that comes alive at sundown, singing golden oldies. Water every full moon, and please do refer to him by his name. |
| Headless Horseman's Horse |
He is Clive. Clive would appreciate an owner that actually can see what the hell he is doing, especially when it comes to feeding Clive. Clive has many skills, including smashing pumpkins and summoning goblins. |
| Sheety Robe x2 |
A plain white 100% cotton robe made from our old sheets; recycling at its best! Two regular pockets, medium hood, nothing too fancy. Doubles as a ghost costume. |
| True Love's Kiss |
A little over hyped. I can see why Hershey's stopped marketing as such. |
| Bibble Splushie |
SpiP #001 - The bestest & bibbliest Skit is now your BFF! He's got pockets full of shiny pebbles, and he'll grant you 29 o a day for being so awesome. |
| Eel Worship Tart |
The traditional holy dish of the Spiral Tower. Served and offered at every special event, birthday, holiday and sacrifice. Shall NOT be yucked, chucked or disrespected. 'Tis sacred. |
| How To Spiral 101 |
What is this place? What do the numbers mean? Help, I got flushed? Find weird answers for all your questions! |
| 88 Proof Rootbeer |
Will knock your socks off, and your number-neighbor's socks too, honestly. Be careful! |
| Party Animal |
Our science department hasn't still figured out what animal this is, but it sure can party! He's your responsibility now. |