| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
352115o |
| Poorly Forged Ring |
“A rather lumpy but recognizable ring made of what appears to be gold. Has ‘One Ring’ written on the inside curve in red marker. Will probably scratch you if you try to wear it but that’s about it.” |
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| Transylvanian Elbow Sex Condoms (box of 12) |
For safe elbow sex. The best way to avoid sharing Elbowsexually Transmitted Diseases with your siblings. In our perfect spirally towering world, safe elbow sex is affordable and subsidized. |
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| Janet's Newspaper Hat |
Barely better than nothing for protecting your head in the rain. But, what the hell? It's all you've got. |
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| Vial of Metal |
"A mix of metal powders in a water solution. Everything the local Misting population needs!" |
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| Ill Intent |
“Diaphanous miasma that will surround you and inspire you to acts of intergalactic sabotage, fight for your rights, or just get it together. Requires proper licensure.” |
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| Betty Monroe's Wedding Rice |
Inedible, but good for throwing at weddings. |
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| Narrator's Light UP Globe |
A light up globe of the earth. Useful for making points when narrating or for giving directions to people from another planet. |
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| Brad's Tidy Whities |
These are pretty standard white men's briefs. But, they will make the wearer appear dominant. |
1 |
| Frank's Bloody Gloves |
Bloody dish gloves that were used in the preparation of the main course for the night, which was Meat Loaf. |
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| Brad's Spare Tire |
Badly in need of some air. You definitely don't want to get a blowout in the rain with this useless thing in your trunk/boot. |
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| Janet's Apple Pie |
It don't taste so nice, but will cause you to wise up and build your thighs up. |
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| Rocky's Body Oil |
Useful when you want to oil someone up and rub them down down down down. |
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| Eddie's Switchblade |
Makes those whose lives you threaten think, "What a guy!" and then cry. |
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| Columbia's Tap Shoes |
Black. Sparkly. Beautiful. Excellent tap shoes. Warning: Do not use on stairs! |
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| Frank's Lab |
Includes what's on the slab. Some people would give their right arm to see it. |
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| A Jump to the Left |
It all starts here. May produce odd temporal anomalies if combined with other items. |
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| A Step to the Ri-i-i-i-ight |
An important step in the process. Use with caution. |
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| Rocky Horror's Frankenstein Castle |
There's a light in a window. Laboratory sold separately. |
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| American Gothic Painting |
Straight from Rocky Horror's Frankenstein Castle foyer. It's an obvious forgery, but a pretty decent one. |
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| A Bee With a Deadly Sting |
You get a hit and your mind goes ping; |
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| Meat Loaf |
Not again! The leftover bits from Frank's dinner party at the Frankenstein Castle. Comes with electric carving knife. |
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| The Pelvic Thrust |
This will really drive you insa-a-a-a-ane. |
1 |
| Eddie's Teddy |
Eddie stabbed this one with his switchblade. Leaks stuffing. |
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| Floor Show Fishnets |
Fishnet stockings for those who wish to participate in the floor show. One size fits most. Makes you feel sexy. |
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| McGuffin |
“It’s that thing you’ve been looking for but aren’t exactly sure why. Makes questing a breeze and limits exposure to nasty BBEGs. Just ask your friendly local GM how.” |
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| Licking Lollipop |
“A lollipop in the shape of a tongue. It licks you instead of you licking it. Don’t ask how many licks it takes to get to the center. Cherry cough drop flavored.” |
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| The Candyman |
Drug dealer to the Transylvanians in Rocky Horror. They already took all the drugs. |
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| Towering Lollipop |
Boasting a whopping 164cm (3 bald eagles and a coconut), the towering lollipop swirls towards the sky in a colorful spiral, with 58 different flavors and textures! |
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| Spiral Supernova |
A delightfully gigormous bouquet of freshly picked flowers from the Spiral gardens. The colors are a feast for the eyes and the scent is almost as lovely as you! |
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| Sunday Sundae |
A declicious assortment of your favorite ice cream flavors, magically topped with your favorite toppings, if any. There's a special 'Tower' flavor, if you're so bold to try. |
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| Octarine Lollipop |
Each eighth lick tastes like a different kind of chaos. |
1 |
| Prixas Priony |
A strange, beautiful flower whose color depends on the angle you view it. |
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| Upside-down Guitar |
The guitar looks fine. But everything you play sounds 'upside-down,' somehow. |
1 |
| Prenta Prouty |
A perfectly geometrical rock, or sorts. The way you feel affects its color. |
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| Probo Praily |
A small, harmless creature with a beautiful shell. It's color reflects the weather. |
1 |
| Fox Boy |
Oh, uh. Hello. I'm not sure what I'm doing here. Maybe you can point me in the direction of the nearest shrine? Cool if not. |
1 |
| Kinky Robe |
Uh.. Are you sure you want to wear that to this week's sacrifice? I mean, it's a bit risqué, no? You make it work though. |
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| Robe of Rain |
This rainbow colored meteorological robe that will alert you of incoming rain by singing the Gene Kelly hit 'I'm Singing in the Rain' for you and turning waterproof. Keeps you dry and provides you with a cup of tea whenever it rains. Two pockets, dagger holder, slippery feel. |
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| Anti-polymorph Protection Emblem |
An item that cancels out a Polymorph Protection Emblem. |
1 |
| Chrysalis Robe |
Makes you look like whoever you want to be. No refunds if you emerge weirder. |
1 |
| Disco Robe |
A mirrorball-like wonder. May cause spontaneous dance-offs, and marriage proposals. |
1 |
| Ineffable Robe of Bureaucratic Invisibility |
Makes you entirely unnoticeable to any government agency. Including the tax office. |
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| Very Sus VHS Videocassette |
Nylockians and Unus moms sex tape. |
1 |
| Singing Ring |
You're the luckiest in the land, because you've got a singing ring in your hand! |
1 |
| Polymorph Protection Emblem |
An item that protects the owner from changing form. |
1 |
| Dirty Magazines |
Found in the room of a certain Sparlorite, you know who.. But.. They're literally dirty? Ew. Pizza crumbs! |
1 |
| Gigantic Pig |
You'd think he's a hippopotamus, but he's not. Enjoys taking a dip in the moat and scaring away salesmen. |
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| Milkshake Machine |
It has no lid. Who took the lid? |
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| The Forgotten One |
\"Eons ago, they worshipped me. Now, I sit alone, a shadow of what I once was. Perhaps, you could provide me some companionship?\", it groaned hopefully. |
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| Inflatable FLUSH Suit |
In case of flushing, the suit automatically inflates making your FLUSH a luxurious and relaxing float as you go for a joyride down the pipes. |
1 |
| Non-descript Cup |
Definitely not full of your favorite alcohol. Grab a few and give em out to your friends! |
1 |
| Hannukah Hat |
It's 8 times as fancy as your fanciest hat. Guaranteed to bring joy. |
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| North North Star |
Like the North Star, but more North. |
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| Robe of Ruckus |
This shaggy robe is a pure delight! Huge hood with floppy ears, 25 hidden pockets, strange gadgets, trinkets and surprises which vary with each one of these robes. You kinda look like Scooby Doo! |
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| Spiral Shoes |
Boogie down in the grooviest shoes! Funky colors, luxurious suede, and a silent step. Made for sneaking up silently and dancing the night away. |
1 |
| DTI's Fatherly Hug |
Now, this is very rare. And he'll never admit to it, but nonetheless, you got it. Cherish it. |
1 |
| Bottle of Pirate's Booty Rum |
Aged in the barrels of lost ships. Smells like adventure, tastes like trouble. |
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| Bottle of Mead of Poetry |
One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
1 |
| Fancy Spiral Bouquet |
A stunning bouquet of gorgeous roses from the Tower gardens, colorful Spiral hydrangeas and scented hyacinths. |
1 |
| Spiral Parakeet |
The most spirally bird you've ever seen. |
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| Unlucky Footless Rabbit |
Unlucky that it got caught. No idea where the scar on it's eye came from, though. |
1 |
| Valkyrie Wing Clips |
Adds flair and temporary levitation to any hairstyle. |
1 |
| NyQuil Night Blend |
For when you REALLY need to sleep. |
1 |
| Scented Candle: Library Fuzz |
Smells like old books and slightly dusty comfort. |
1 |
| DTI Splushie |
SpiP #329 - Your very own little trustworthy DTI! Comes with a tiny plush mustard sandwich and banhammer. |
1 |
| Star Succulent |
Hums showtunes during golden hour. |
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| Bibble Splushie |
SpiP #001 - The bestest & bibbliest Skit is now your BFF! He's got pockets full of shiny pebbles, and he'll grant you 29 o a day for being so awesome. |
1 |
| \"I <3 my Planet\" t-shirt |
The planet doesn't look like Earth... What planet is that? |
1 |
| Mostly Harmless Masala Chai |
97% bliss, 3% plausible deniability. |
1 |
| Jörmungandr Friendship Bracelet |
Elastic, shiny, slightly damp. Bites if removed improperly. |
1 |
| Ring of Continuous Snacking |
Creates a small snack every 10 minutes. Cannot be turned off. |
1 |
| Scroll of Infinite To-Do Lists |
Tasks refill themselves. Truly cursed. |
1 |
| Golem Carving Kit |
Assemble your own emotional support rock. |
1 |
| Blessing of Chernobog |
You wont like it, but youll remember it. |
1 |
| The Allfather's Reading Glasses |
Grants clarity for contracts, not consequences. |
1 |
| Gorgon Eyeliner |
Slays. Occasionally literally. |
1 |
| Cosplay BanHammer |
For moderating arguments and egos. Emits righteous thunder when swung. |
1 |
| Athena's Emergency Wisdom Charm |
Works thrice. Use in times of great stupidity. |
1 |
| Dionysus' Party Planner |
Guarantees chaos, but not clean-up. |
1 |
| Flute of Summoning Pigeons |
Just… pigeons. Everywhere. |
1 |
| Moogle |
Kupo! |
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| Party Robe |
Colorful, charming and utterly cool. Tailored to your perfect measurements, unbelievably flattering and dapper! Get your groove on at any party or sacrifice. |
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| Goofball |
A ball of goof. |
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| Santa Costume |
Everyone's sitting on your lap and sending you letters when you wear it. You've never felt more wanted! |
1 |
| KotH Splushie |
SpiP #239 - Has an infinite supply of the finest Swiss hot chocolate, chamomile tea and popcorn. |
1 |
| Party Animal |
Our science department hasn't still figured out what animal this is, but it sure can party! He's your responsibility now. |
1 |
| 88 Proof Rootbeer |
Will knock your socks off, and your number-neighbor's socks too, honestly. Be careful! |
1 |
| How To Spiral 101 |
What is this place? What do the numbers mean? Help, I got flushed? Find weird answers for all your questions! |
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| Sheety Robe |
A plain white 100% cotton robe made from our old sheets; recycling at its best! Two regular pockets, medium hood, nothing too fancy. Doubles as a ghost costume. |
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| Headless Horseman's Horse |
He is Clive. Clive would appreciate an owner that actually can see what the hell he is doing, especially when it comes to feeding Clive. Clive has many skills, including smashing pumpkins and summoning goblins. |
1 |
| Houseplant Herbert |
A large mysterious plant that comes alive at sundown, singing golden oldies. Water every full moon, and please do refer to him by his name. |
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| Hunky DTI Poster |
Adorn your floor with this rare and smoldering vintage poster of the Master of the Tower. Droolcup not included. |
1 |
| Lover's Bead |
One of a pair, the owners of each half are soulmates. Whether they like it or not. |
1 |
| Nylockian Phalluses |
Almost as beautiful as the Fabulous Bouquet (not really). |
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| Root 88 Dagger |
Exquisitly made, but it's wooden. |
1 |
| Personal Incubus |
Priceless (for the daring adventurers willing to take the risk) - buy its freedom and see what happens… |
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| Bell of Blatant Blunders |
Ring this comically oversized bell to reveal hidden passages and secrets within the tower. Chaotic consequences may follow. |
1 |
| Flute of the Mad God |
I double dare you to blow it... |
1 |
| Scurvy Dog |
A happy little guy named Kirby who's a tad mischievous. He doesn't have scurvy, that's just the sound he makes when he tries to bark. |
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| Temptation |
You need it. You want it. You crave it. You can't fight it. |
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| Psychedelic Party Hat |
Makes you have kaleidoscopic moments of absolute psychedelic pleasure! Groovy, baby! |
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