| 6328 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Psychedelic Party Hat |
Makes you have kaleidoscopic moments of absolute psychedelic pleasure! Groovy, baby! |
| Temptation |
You need it. You want it. You crave it. You can't fight it. |
| Scurvy Dog |
A happy little guy named Kirby who's a tad mischievous. He doesn't have scurvy, that's just the sound he makes when he tries to bark. |
| Flute of the Mad God |
I double dare you to blow it... |
| Bell of Blatant Blunders |
Ring this comically oversized bell to reveal hidden passages and secrets within the tower. Chaotic consequences may follow. |
| Personal Incubus |
Priceless (for the daring adventurers willing to take the risk) - buy its freedom and see what happens… |
| Root 88 Dagger |
Exquisitly made, but it's wooden. |
| Nylockian Phalluses |
Almost as beautiful as the Fabulous Bouquet (not really). |
| Lover's Bead |
One of a pair, the owners of each half are soulmates. Whether they like it or not. |
| Hunky DTI Poster |
Adorn your floor with this rare and smoldering vintage poster of the Master of the Tower. Droolcup not included. |
| Houseplant Herbert |
A large mysterious plant that comes alive at sundown, singing golden oldies. Water every full moon, and please do refer to him by his name. |
| Headless Horseman's Horse |
He is Clive. Clive would appreciate an owner that actually can see what the hell he is doing, especially when it comes to feeding Clive. Clive has many skills, including smashing pumpkins and summoning goblins. |
| Sheety Robe |
A plain white 100% cotton robe made from our old sheets; recycling at its best! Two regular pockets, medium hood, nothing too fancy. Doubles as a ghost costume. |
| Bibble Splushie |
SpiP #001 - The bestest & bibbliest Skit is now your BFF! He's got pockets full of shiny pebbles, and he'll grant you 29 o a day for being so awesome. |
| How To Spiral 101 |
What is this place? What do the numbers mean? Help, I got flushed? Find weird answers for all your questions! |
| 88 Proof Rootbeer |
Will knock your socks off, and your number-neighbor's socks too, honestly. Be careful! |
| Party Animal |
Our science department hasn't still figured out what animal this is, but it sure can party! He's your responsibility now. |
| KotH Splushie |
SpiP #239 - Has an infinite supply of the finest Swiss hot chocolate, chamomile tea and popcorn. |
| Santa Costume |
Everyone's sitting on your lap and sending you letters when you wear it. You've never felt more wanted! |
| Goofball |
A ball of goof. |
| Party Robe |
Colorful, charming and utterly cool. Tailored to your perfect measurements, unbelievably flattering and dapper! Get your groove on at any party or sacrifice. |
| Moogle |
Kupo! |
| Flute of Summoning Pigeons |
Just… pigeons. Everywhere. |
| Dionysus' Party Planner |
Guarantees chaos, but not clean-up. |
| Athena's Emergency Wisdom Charm |
Works thrice. Use in times of great stupidity. |
| Cosplay BanHammer |
For moderating arguments and egos. Emits righteous thunder when swung. |
| Gorgon Eyeliner |
Slays. Occasionally literally. |
| The Allfather's Reading Glasses |
Grants clarity for contracts, not consequences. |
| Blessing of Chernobog |
You won’t like it, but you’ll remember it. |
| Spam-flavored Milkshake |
No one asked for this. That’s why it’s here. |
| Golem Carving Kit |
Assemble your own emotional support rock. |
| Scroll of Infinite To-Do Lists |
Tasks refill themselves. Truly cursed. |
| Ring of Continuous Snacking |
Creates a small snack every 10 minutes. Cannot be turned off. |
| Jörmungandr Friendship Bracelet |
Elastic, shiny, slightly damp. Bites if removed improperly. |
| Mostly Harmless Masala Chai |
97% bliss, 3% plausible deniability. |