| 16386 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Sushi |
Ooo, Sushi! Oh nevermind, it's from a gas station. |
| True Love's Kiss |
A little over hyped. I can see why Hershey's stopped marketing as such. |
| Giant Slinky |
You've always wanted one as a kid. Finally, your dream has come true. |
| Attractive Magnet |
Woo, woo! That is one good looking magnet. |
| Future Specs |
These glasses see 1 second into the future. |
| Baby Bat |
Very cute. It goes squeak squeak squeak. |
| Scary Movies Vol 2 |
Cuddle up with the classics; 'Yeetergeist' & 'I know what you did last YEET |
| Comfy Robe |
A thick robe with a relaxed fit and pockets for your daggers, made from the fluffiest Sparlorian cotton. |
| Moon Pie |
It's so good, it's out of this world! |
| Set of Dice |
When you roll these, Lady Luck is always by your side. But she's nagging you to stop playing. |
| Red Rum |
A fine bottle of aged rum. Something about the label seems ominously suspicious. |
| Nightmarish Carp |
Caught in the Tower moat, able to breathe on land. Flaps around at night, seeking something.. |
| Protection Charm x2 |
Keeps you safe, but breaks after one use. |
| Tower Pendant |
Very elegant and fancy, goes well with the new robes - don't you think? 100% pure Spiralian gold. |
| Uplifting Candies |
Sometimes all you need is a bag of candy. Instant happiness guaranteed. |
| Tower Tarantula |
Brooding and clever. He shows up when you least expect him, but always when you need him to. |
| Grumpy Gerbil |
He enjoys yelping at the clouds. Calms down if you put Disney movies on. |
| Crabby Crab |
Always in a foul mood and demands food on the hour. He's got a lovely singing voice though! |
| Silver Ring |
Ornately detailed for those who like rock and stone. |
| FLUSH! T-Shirt |
I SURVIVED THE FLUSH AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET THIS T-SHIRT, I BOUGHT IT! |
| Pikachu |
Like from that one game |
| Tower Pigeon |
Your very own plump and feathered friend. Can bring secret notes, but poops everywhere. |
| Growling Pumpkin |
It's so mad. You should calm it down. Really, you should. |
| SpiralFlusher Action Figure |
No more dull moments during bath time! Equipped with epic supersonic aquajet action! |
| Blue Sock |
It's what it's. |
| Spiral Ring |
The most beautiful Spiralian silver with mustard crystals. Has calming, healing, delicious and cozy properties. |
| Moonlight Dagger |
Elegant form, decorated with opal gemstones. Gets an eerie glow at full moon... |
| Fire Flower Seeds |
Grow your own Super Fire Flowers. When consumed, you can shoot fireballs! Or make some BBQ anywhere, either way. |
| Towering Tool Belt |
Holds all your essential Tower-tinkering-tools, such as your dagger, chloroform, cookies and rocks. |
| Spiral Lightsaber |
It's not exactly straight, but it's fabulous. Has a suspiciously hypnotizing effect. |
| Mocking Monkey |
Potty trained and very polite, except when you're trying to play any sort of game. He will mock you to no end. |
| Thanksgiving Turkey |
He ran away from Thanksgiving. He's your boi now. Gobble, gobble! |
| Hunky DTI Poster |
Adorn your floor with this rare and smoldering vintage poster of the Master of the Tower. Droolcup not included. |
| Droolcup |
Limited-time accessory! Hunky DTI poster not included. |
| Azure Dagger |
Glistens like lightning and glows when it rains. Forged from the finest blue Spiralian Steel. |
| Sexy Sinjury Poster |
Depicts sauce being poured over a bunch of tentacles on a bed of rice. |
| Hunky Bibbleskit Poster |
As requested by DTI! |
| Bibble Plushie |
SpiP #001 - The bestest & bibbliest Skit is now your BFF! He's got pockets full of shiny pebbles, and he'll grant you 29 o a day for being so awesome. |
| Shovel |
Sometimes you need a shovel. Good for many things. |
| Tower Rations |
A tin of essentials; clump of fresh meat, 1 x celery cake, 1 x spiral baguette, box of "raisins", 1 x sippy-cup of sacrificial juice. |
| Cool Mike Plushie |
SpiP #5000 - He's Mike, he's the coolest! Pockets full of teeny rocks & minerals, comes with a tiny rock collecting kit and amazing facts. He ROCKS! |
| Party Animal |
Our science department hasn't still figured out what animal this is, but it sure can party! He's your responsibility now. |
| The One Token |
Celebrated the One year anniversary of the Tower, took part in the sacrificial blood ritual and had some pie. |
| Dragon Jackalope |
This tiny Jackalope cannot fly, but it breathes fire. Perfect for lighting campfires! |
| Octarine Lollipop |
Each eight lick tastes like a different kind of chaos. |
| Spiral Cloak of Confusion |
Confused? Wanting to confuse further? This is the cloak for masters of kung-fusion and conning cultusion. What? Ah, working as intended. |
| Whole Tar Sprite |
Discovered in the Stower tar pits, this is the first sprite we've managed to get out completely intact. He cleans up nice, but keeps the aroma of tar. Also, don't feed him after ten. Don't ask why. |
| S.H.I.T Power Alert |
Love greeting fresh meat? Are you confusingly helpful?Are you definitely not affiliated with any sort of cult? This is THE batsignal for the Spiral Helper Info Team! Big flashy button! MEEP, MEEP, FRESH MEAT DETECTED! Get yours NOW! |
| Teeny Tiny Tussie Mussie |
The finest of flowers, so colorful and small. No words are needed, for the flowers say it all. |