Lord_Darksong's Inventory (safe)

Item Description
10237 o The currency used in SPONGE.
Tricorder Mini Power Bank Scans, stores, and occasionally charges your phone.
Bottle of Pirate's Booty Rum Aged in the barrels of lost ships. Smells like adventure, tastes like trouble.
Väinämöinen's Pick Plucks any instrument perfectly, most of the time, but makes you play Polka when it feels like it.
Robe of Too Many Pockets You’ll lose everything, stylishly.
FLUSH! T-Shirt I SURVIVED THE FLUSH AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET THIS T-SHIRT, I BOUGHT IT!
Mulberry Splushie SpiP #093 - Are you sure you can handle this plushie? It might make you...blushie. Comes with blindfold, whips and beautiful melodies.
Azure Dagger Glistens like lightning and glows when it rains. Forged from the finest blue Spiralian Steel.
Used Robe Nothing fancy, a little wear-and-tear and the odd bloodstain, but gets the job done! Wonder who's this was..
Plastic Robe I just don't wanna get any blood on me.. It doubles as a raincoat too! Stay dry for every FLUSH!
Sustainable Robe x2 Stitched together from pre-owned pieces of fabrics gathered from flushed sacrifices.
Teal Silk Robe Shiniest Spiralian silk, golden trim, a wonderfully large hood, embroidered with your number.
Bottle of Mead of Poetry One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties.
Bubble Robe How...how does it even stay together? The bubbles won't break. It's mesmerizing.
Popy Robe Honesty, this might actually be an old pope's robe. White, purple and gold, fancy embroidery, a couple of pockets. Comes with holy water, golden slippers and a fancy hat too!
Fortune Cookie Unfortunately its written in a language unknown to you. And it stinks, too.
Fake Nose Sniff out the juiciest gossip and drama in the Sparlor like a bloodhound! Sniff!
Girl Button An item that turns the owner into a into a girl.
Nonpolitical Robe Equipped with special spiralian shit- and politics-sensors, this robe will temporarily stun anyone in your vicinity if there is even a whiff of politics, giving you time to flee. Thick velvet lining, a shiny bluish glow, deep pockets and a stash for treats.
Red Satin Robe Shiny, smooth and flowing, with medium pockets and a color that hides bloodstains perfectly.
Party Robe Colorful, charming and utterly cool. Tailored to your perfect measurements, unbelievably flattering and dapper! Get your groove on at any party or sacrifice.
Ceremonial Robes Wow. So silky. You're special now.
Lovely Duckling It's just swell.
Prenta Prouty A perfectly geometrical rock, or sorts. The way you feel affects its color.