| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
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| Die of Decision-Making |
"Whatever choice you're trying to make, this die can help. Choose evens or odds, high or low, or just try not to roll a one." |
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| Floor Show Fishnets |
Fishnet stockings for those who wish to participate in the floor show. One size fits most. Makes you feel sexy. |
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| Rainbow doughnuts |
"Packet of six delicious rainbow doughnuts. Eating one might make you gay. If you're already gay, they might either make you straight and/or even more gay. If you're bisexual, well that's anyone's guess and god(s) help you! High in cholesterol. No refunds." |
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| A Bee With a Deadly Sting |
You get a hit and your mind goes ping; |
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| A Cool Rock |
"It fits perfectly in your hand, the texture is just right, and it's a pretty color with flecks in it that catch the light. Wait...did it just move?" |
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| The Pelvic Thrust |
This will really drive you insa-a-a-a-ane. |
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| Poorly Forged Ring |
“A rather lumpy but recognizable ring made of what appears to be gold. Has ‘One Ring’ written on the inside curve in red marker. Will probably scratch you if you try to wear it but that’s about it.” |
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| Janet's Newspaper Hat |
Barely better than nothing for protecting your head in the rain. But, what the hell? It's all you've got. |
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| Eddie's Switchblade |
Makes those whose lives you threaten think, "What a guy!" and then cry. |
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| Cow Robe |
"Your basic black and white cow pattern. Suprisingly, made out of thick cotton, not leather." |
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| Licking Lollipop |
“A lollipop in the shape of a tongue. It licks you instead of you licking it. Don’t ask how many licks it takes to get to the center. Cherry cough drop flavored.” |
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| Towering Lollipop |
Boasting a whopping 164cm (3 bald eagles and a coconut), the towering lollipop swirls towards the sky in a colorful spiral, with 58 different flavors and textures! |
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| How To Spiral 101 |
What is this place? What do the numbers mean? Help, I got flushed? Find weird answers for all your questions! |
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| Spiral Tower Biscuit Tin |
Filled with ginger crush creams, viennese, ballerina cookies, wagon wheels, dog treats, assorted buttons, business cards and that weird tomato with pins stuck in it. Blame Grandma. |
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| Potion of False Confidence |
Good for karaoke and half-baked ideas. |
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| Sinewy Spiral Sweets |
Crafted in the old laboratory, our mad scientists have finally done it! They've perfected the plag...the, perfect way to make sweets out of...meats! Yum! |
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| Scroll of Low-Level Banishment |
Great for mosquitos and minor annoyances, does not work on humans |
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| Soothing Spiral Tea |
A bag of the tastiest blend from the Spiral gardens. Hints of spiralian roses, turnips, mustard and steel. You'll be surprised how soothing it is! |
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| Plush Pink Robe |
Embroidered with your number, beautiful sparkly tassels and BIG pockets - for your dagger, and such. |
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| Probo Praily |
A small, harmless creature with a beautiful shell. It's color reflects the weather. |
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| Grabby Hand |
It helps you get those things that are just out of reach! |
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| Prenta Prouty |
A perfectly geometrical rock, or sorts. The way you feel affects its color. |
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| Lovely Duckling |
It's just swell. |
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| Ceremonial Robes |
Wow. So silky. You're special now. |
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| Party Robe |
Colorful, charming and utterly cool. Tailored to your perfect measurements, unbelievably flattering and dapper! Get your groove on at any party or sacrifice. |
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| Red Satin Robe |
Shiny, smooth and flowing, with medium pockets and a color that hides bloodstains perfectly. |
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| Nonpolitical Robe |
Equipped with special spiralian shit- and politics-sensors, this robe will temporarily stun anyone in your vicinity if there is even a whiff of politics, giving you time to flee. Thick velvet lining, a shiny bluish glow, deep pockets and a stash for treats. |
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| Girl Button |
An item that turns the owner into a into a girl. |
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| Fake Nose |
Sniff out the juiciest gossip and drama in the Sparlor like a bloodhound! Sniff! |
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| Fortune Cookie |
Unfortunately its written in a language unknown to you. And it stinks, too. |
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| Popy Robe |
Honesty, this might actually be an old pope's robe. White, purple and gold, fancy embroidery, a couple of pockets. Comes with holy water, golden slippers and a fancy hat too! |
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| Bubble Robe |
How...how does it even stay together? The bubbles won't break. It's mesmerizing. |
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| Bottle of Mead of Poetry |
One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
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| Teal Silk Robe |
Shiniest Spiralian silk, golden trim, a wonderfully large hood, embroidered with your number. |
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| Sustainable Robe |
Stitched together from pre-owned pieces of fabrics gathered from flushed sacrifices. |
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| Plastic Robe |
I just don't wanna get any blood on me.. It doubles as a raincoat too! Stay dry for every FLUSH! |
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| Used Robe |
Nothing fancy, a little wear-and-tear and the odd bloodstain, but gets the job done! Wonder who's this was.. |
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| Azure Dagger |
Glistens like lightning and glows when it rains. Forged from the finest blue Spiralian Steel. |
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| Mulberry Splushie |
SpiP #093 - Are you sure you can handle this plushie? It might make you...blushie. Comes with blindfold, whips and beautiful melodies. |
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| FLUSH! T-Shirt |
I SURVIVED THE FLUSH AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET THIS T-SHIRT, I BOUGHT IT! |
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| Robe of Too Many Pockets |
Youll lose everything, stylishly. |
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| Väinämöinen's Pick |
Plucks any instrument perfectly, most of the time, but makes you play Polka when it feels like it. |
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| Bottle of Pirate's Booty Rum |
Aged in the barrels of lost ships. Smells like adventure, tastes like trouble. |
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| Tricorder Mini Power Bank |
Scans, stores, and occasionally charges your phone. |
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