| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
2071o |
| Ill Intent |
“Diaphanous miasma that will surround you and inspire you to acts of intergalactic sabotage, fight for your rights, or just get it together. Requires proper licensure.” |
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| Riff's Antimatter Gun |
Emits a beam of pure antimatter. Use only on people who didn't like you ... who never liked you. |
1 |
| Sense of Humor |
“Allows you to feel melaina chole, xanthe chole, phlegma, or haima. Not to be confused with the ability to understand jokes, which is priceless.” |
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| Poorly Forged Ring |
“A rather lumpy but recognizable ring made of what appears to be gold. Has ‘One Ring’ written on the inside curve in red marker. Will probably scratch you if you try to wear it but that’s about it.” |
1 |
| Janet's Newspaper Hat |
Barely better than nothing for protecting your head in the rain. But, what the hell? It's all you've got. |
1 |
| Betty Monroe's Wedding Rice |
Inedible, but good for throwing at weddings. |
1 |
| Narrator's Light UP Globe |
A light up globe of the earth. Useful for making points when narrating or for giving directions to people from another planet. |
1 |
| Vial of Metal |
"A mix of metal powders in a water solution. Everything the local Misting population needs!" |
1 |
| Eddie's Switchblade |
Makes those whose lives you threaten think, "What a guy!" and then cry. |
1 |
| A Bee With a Deadly Sting |
You get a hit and your mind goes ping; |
1 |
| Tom Weights |
“Free weights with ends shaped like steeple bells, shoveled coal, crows, or three-headed lions. Heavy as the foundered dreams you’ve left behind or as light as prayers you hope will come. Look good enough to have everyone eyeballin’ you, kid. All you have to do is swing.” |
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| A living cow (allegedly) |
Cows are stubborn. Owning one may or may not be a good idea. They also don't fit into most pockets. |
1 |
| How To Spiral 101 |
What is this place? What do the numbers mean? Help, I got flushed? Find weird answers for all your questions! |
1 |
| Anti-polymorph Protection Emblem |
An item that cancels out a Polymorph Protection Emblem. |
1 |
| Polymorph Protection Emblem |
An item that protects the owner from changing form. |
1 |
| Boy Button |
An item that turns the owner into a boy. |
1 |
| Inkwell |
It never seems to run dry, but tipping it over doesn't cause a spill. Curious. It writes like a dream, too. |
1 |
| Bunny Hammer |
A giant hammer with a cute stylized bunny head on the face of the heavy part. |
1 |
| Prenta Prouty |
A perfectly geometrical rock, or sorts. The way you feel affects its color. |
2 |
| Ceremonial Robes |
Wow. So silky. You're special now. |
1 |
| Robe of Too Many Pockets |
Youll lose everything, stylishly. |
1 |
| Luxurious Robe |
Made from the plushest velvet known to man, with gold trim and embroidered with your number. |
1 |
| Cat Button |
And item that turns the owner into a cat. |
1 |
| Wooden Bonker |
It looks like a stick? BONK! |
1 |
| Unwanted Hug |
Nobody ever wants it, poor little hug. |
1 |
| Piggy Costume |
Trick everyone as Claire the cutest Piggy and get all the candy! Score! |
1 |
| Thunder Stone |
A peculiar stone that makes certain species of Pokemon evolve. It has a thunderbolt pattern |
1 |
| Robe of Rain |
This rainbow colored meteorological robe that will alert you of incoming rain by singing the Gene Kelly hit 'I'm Singing in the Rain' for you and turning waterproof. Keeps you dry and provides you with a cup of tea whenever it rains. Two pockets, dagger holder, slippery feel. |
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| Mylvee Splushie |
SpiP #104 - hungry. bites you. prions are scary. dinat dinat do. death by glamour. milk. two planets approach the roche limit. bal man. walk don't run. battle for dream island. we are eternal. eepy. |
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| Soothing Squish |
Sometimes all you need is a good squish. Transforms to any sort of squish of your liking. |
1 |
| Popy Robe |
Honesty, this might actually be an old pope's robe. White, purple and gold, fancy embroidery, a couple of pockets. Comes with holy water, golden slippers and a fancy hat too! |
1 |
| Massive Mallet of Malice |
Forged in the heart of the Spiral Volcano, this gargantuan weapon will inspire awe and terror in the hearts of anyone who gaze upon it. Except you. But only the most massive of willpower will be able to wield this beast. Will smash anything, an egg or a mountain, up to you. |
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| Spiral Buttplug |
A delightfully spinny and corkscrew-like little gadget. Doubles as a bottle opener, glows in the dark and always points to the Tower, should you get lost! |
1 |
| Frequent Flushing Miles |
ONLY FOR THE FLUSHED! Have you been flushed once? Buy one. Been flushed twice? Buy two, and so on. |
1 |
| Terrific Tower Towel |
For all your drying, lounging, relaxing and adventuring needs - this towel will keep you safe, dry and stylish at all times. WARNING: DO NOT FORGET IT! |
1 |
| Dagger of Ice |
This shiny blade is made of never-melting ice. Cold to the touch, it will refrigerate any beverage in under a second, just dip the tip in and enjoy! Please don't stab anyone in the heart though, that won't end well. |
1 |
| Bubble Robe |
How...how does it even stay together? The bubbles won't break. It's mesmerizing. |
1 |
| Pink Rockin' Robe |
Blindingy HOT pink velvet with an irresistibly silky lining and more pockets than you'll ever need! Perfect for collecting things and storing treasure. Turns into a pillow when needed. |
1 |
| Contact Cleaner |
Hey, it works now! |
1 |
| Red Satin Robe |
Shiny, smooth and flowing, with medium pockets and a color that hides bloodstains perfectly. |
1 |
| 5 Star Dragon Ball |
They say if you collect all 7, you are granted one wish. |
1 |
| Valkyrie Wing Clips |
Adds flair and temporary levitation to any hairstyle. |
1 |
| Modular Bookmark |
Includes 12 detachable tabs and a tiny flag. |
1 |
| Robot Bees in a Bracelet |
Fashionable. Buzzing. One-use panic button. |
1 |
| Beach Towel of Perfect Sand Repulsion |
Never gritty. Always soft. |
1 |
| Trophy for Trying Your Best |
Gold-ish. Heavy with pride. |
1 |
| \"I <3 my Planet\" t-shirt |
The planet doesn't look like Earth... What planet is that? |
1 |
| 5-pack of Underwear |
Good quality. Some packs come with a secret tie-dye pair. |
1 |
| Bioluminescent Robe |
Gives you that fungal glow, without the spores. Probably. |
1 |
| Zarking Fardwangle Fizzbombs |
Explodes in your mouth. In a good way. Usually. |
2 |
| Disco Robe |
A mirrorball-like wonder. May cause spontaneous dance-offs, and marriage proposals. |
1 |
| Excalibur Paper Cutter |
Does not make you royaly, because strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. |
1 |
| Naglfar Cruise Ticket |
Crew included (not optional) |
1 |
| Veles' Beard Oil |
Enhances charm and plausible deniability. |
1 |
| Perun's Group Chat Logs |
Just Perun yelling at Veles in all caps. Ends mid-rant. |
2 |
| Blessing of Chernobog |
You wont like it, but youll remember it. |
1 |
| Tricorder Mini Power Bank |
Scans, stores, and occasionally charges your phone. |
2 |
| Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blaster |
Grants stealth by causing observers to momentarily forget your existence. |
1 |
| Agatean Sapient Pearwood Luggage |
Follows you around loyally. Occasionally eats pickpockets. |
2 |
| Sleep Not Found Cold Brew |
May cause speed typing and the illusion of productivity. |
3 |
| 400 Bad Request client Rooibos |
Sip. Malfunction. Repeat. |
1 |
| Dark Side Cookie |
Let the sugar flow through you. |
2 |
| Infinite Improbabili-tea |
Tastes different every time, sometimes before you drink it. |
1 |
| Hexpress-o Shot |
May grant temporary clairvoyance. |
1 |
| Gorgon Eyeliner |
Slays. Occasionally literally. |
1 |
| Potion of False Confidence |
Good for karaoke and half-baked ideas. |
2 |
| Potion of Moderate Courage |
Face your inbox with only mild panic. |
1 |
| Potion of Acceptable Social Interactions |
You know why. |
1 |
| Potion of Perfect Procrastination |
Youll finally do nothing, absolutely flawlessly. |
1 |
| Scroll of Very Mild Revenge |
Mostly generates passive-aggressive Post-its. |
1 |
| Scroll of Petty Miracles |
Cures hiccups. Summons tiny rainclouds. |
2 |
| Scroll of Low-Level Banishment |
Great for mosquitos and minor annoyances, does not work on humans |
2 |
| Tiny X-Wing Mini Drone |
Buzz your enemies and blame it on the Force. |
1 |
| Cortana AI Chip |
Includes tactical analysis, sass, and a 50% chance of going rogue. |
1 |
| Infinity Dagger |
Never misses. Never dulls. Never stops whispering in your head… |
1 |
| Portable Hole |
A hole in space-time. Where does it go? Nobody knows. |
5 |
| Potion of Existential Dread |
Makes you realize the futility of life. Somehow still a popular purchase. |
2 |
| Tower Towel |
Just about the most massively useful thing that one can carry |
1 |
| Cursed D20 |
Guaranteed to roll 1s when you need it most |
3 |
| Potion of Minor Healing (Raspberry Flavor) |
Heals paper cuts, stubbed toes, and mild emotional damage. |
1 |
| Gravity Gun |
Move objects effortlessly. Physics engine not included. |
1 |
| Special Halloween Dagger |
Black blade with spiral damascus, orange wooden handle with skeleton pins and a pumpkin pommel. |
1 |
| Dagger of Pump |
A curved Spiralian steel blade with intricate carved runes. The handle is ancient amber, which when squeezed three times will emit a bright orange glow, lighting up even the darkest halls. |
1 |
| Spiral Cloak of Confusion |
Confused? Wanting to confuse further? This is the cloak for masters of kung-fusion and conning cultusion. What? Ah, working as intended. |
1 |
| Camouflage Robe |
Perfect for ambushing and stalking fresh meat in the hedge maze. Big hood, many pockets, waterproof. |
1 |
| Camouflage Boots |
Essential wear for any trekking, climbing, hiding, hunting and sacrificing Stowerling. Goes especially well with the Camp-robes. |
1 |
| Wooden Shield |
It's just a roughly shield-shaped piece of wood. But, if you use your imagination... |
1 |
| Sunburst Axe |
Check this filthy riff, man. |
1 |
| Nightmarish Carp |
Caught in the Tower moat, able to breathe on land. Flaps around at night, seeking something.. |
1 |
| Fire Flower Seeds |
Grow your own Super Fire Flowers. When consumed, you can shoot fireballs! Or make some BBQ anywhere, either way. |
1 |
| Mysterious Tome |
Found hidden under some of the steps. A warning is crudely scribbled on the cover.. |
1 |
| FLUSHmas Wishbone |
This is even more suspicious-looking than the previous wishbone. Seriously, what is this from? Do you dare make a wish with it? |
1 |
| Spiral Herbs of Warmth |
A special selection of the finest seasonal spiral herbs, only harvested during Christmas-time. May cause extraordinary niceness and warm fuzzy feels when added to any dish, or sprinkled on a friend. |
1 |
| Kiro's Kandy Kanes |
These aren't your ordinary candy canes! Not only do they have the delicious twisting pattern, but they'll twist your tongue too! Guaranteed you'll be speaking in tongues, but it's worth it. |
1 |
| Squishy Tentacles of Cheer |
Like a squish in pastry form! Baked with love by a thousand tentacles, quite quickly too! Squishy texture, creamy filling, and sprinkles on top, of course. Qam oou iilth ez i awtgsshu amun on'ma! |
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| Jolly Dagger |
An ornamental double-edged dagger with a gilded blade, red handle, and a big jinglebell-pommel. The double edge makes it perfect for carving ham, cutting up gingerbreadmen and slicing cheeses. Merry daggering! |
1 |
| Muscly Gingerbreadmen |
Ma'am has been baking too, how do you think he got those muscles?! Here's proof, a tin of delicious little muscle-ma'ams, yum! |
1 |
| Cliffy's Festive Froggies |
It is FLUSHmas, my dudes. |
1 |
| Jingly Spiral Ornament |
A softly jingling golden little memento of celebrating Christmas 2024 in the Spiral Tower. |
1 |
| Lit Tower Phaser |
When there's something strange in your neighborhood... Perfect for stunning, shocking, lighting it up, and of course; groovy spiral raves. |
1 |
| Sais of Sorrow |
\"I've taken so much. So, so much. I can't bear to look at these any longer. I don't care what you do with them; just... get them out of my sight.\" |
1 |
| Rocking Hammer |
A massive hammer for a massive rockhound! Perfect for smashing into anything, breaking rocks and heads. Fancy hammer-polishing cloth and velvet treasure-pouch included. Boom! |
1 |
| How To Be A Hunk |
Follow this simple 3-step plan into certain hunkhood and command the drools you deserve wherever you trot your hunky self! Written by the man DTI himself. Drool cup included, you're gonna need it. |
1 |
| Radiating Mug |
Glows in the dark and lights up your day, literally. May be coated in some sort of radioactive material but don't worry, you will become immune eventually, surely. If not, you'll gain a cool mutation! |
1 |
| Executioner's Blade |
Haunted by a thousand souls, all screaming out for the last meal they never received. Excellent for cutting meats of all kind - as an added bonus, doing that drives the souls mad. |
1 |
| Haunted Spiral Coin |
Proof of surviving Halloween 2024 in the clutches of the spooky Spiral. |
1 |
| Bag of Spiral Delight |
This delicious assortment of candy includes: sour spirals, liquorice towers, DTI's dynamites, marshmallow Ma'ams, flushdrops, sinful squishies, bibble bubbles, musky mulberries, gummy snakes, salty daggers, tooting potatoes and fizzy frogs. |
2 |
| Cornfalkes |
Your number one fiber-packed breakfast treat is here, made from home-grown Spiral corn! Flakes? No. These are something else, but much better! Crunch and munch! |
1 |
| Fabulous Bouquet |
Absolutley beautifully arranged bouquet. Anyone receiving one would surely be flattered. |
1 |
| Proper Gourmet Hotdog |
Hot DOG this was good. Great for any day of the week. |
1 |
| Lovely Lactase Pills |
An easy to chew and swallow pill. Eradicates your intolerance. Not just for milk, though. |
1 |
| Magicked Notebook |
When you look at a page, it transcribes the notes you want to take automatically. Sometimes it's a little eager, though, and will write down stuff you wanted to keep secret. |
1 |
| Teeny Tiny Tussie Mussie |
The finest of flowers, so colorful and small. No words are needed, for the flowers say it all. |
1 |
| Pre-wrapped Bacon |
If only I had a million dollars... |
1 |
| The Unforgiven |
Shining with a strange black aura, this forgotten sword of legend now sits in a thrift store, waiting for its next vict- (ahem) owner. |
1 |
| Simple Row Boat |
Stocked with girly man inside. |
1 |
| Cosmic Spiral Rucksack |
Sturdy and dagger-proof! Changes color depending on your mood. Pockets and holders for your daggers, robe, even your swiss hot chocolate! Hidden compartment containing a black hole, for.. reasons. |
1 |
| Diamond Dagger |
Sacrifice in style. Always razor sharp. Embedded with Spiralian Diamonds that glow as the blood flows. |
1 |
| Spongy Dagger |
Shhh! It's foam! Don't tell anyone! Looks super real, and is handy when you're just not feelin' it and ain't really in a sacrificin' mood, but don't wanna be left out or a party pooper. |
1 |
| Feels |
I feel you. I felt that. You feel me? All the feels. |
3 |
| Sparkling Dagger |
Blindingly bedazzled to distract and mesmerize your sacrifices, or just to add a little bling for a fancy night out. |
1 |
| Ale Spit Thrower |
There broods an ale-brewing dragon in the depths beneath the Tower. This flame-thrower spews its fizziest spitfire packing a punch strong enough to take out a man with one loogie. |
1 |
| Emotional Support |
There for you, friend. |
2 |
| Classy Dagger |
Finest Damascus steel, golden spiraly details, inscribed with your number. Perfect for sacrifices. |
1 |
| Nervous Ball of Wreck |
A deceivingly small metallic orb the size of a marble. Capable of relieving 5 pints worth of stress per day, or wrecking 3000 tons of any materia by a light flick of it - your choice. |
1 |
| The Wire Portals |
Careful! Teleports you anywhere your heart desires, allowing easy access throughout the Tower, but.. Instead of the usual pain-free disintegration, you get sliced to pieces by wires and reassembled. Ouch..unless you're into that. |
1 |
| Fairy Dust Pop Rocks |
Makes you sparkle. |
1 |
| Handmade Card |
I made this with my own little hands, you couldn't wish for more! Fingerpaints, glitter and stickers galore! Hugs. |
3 |
| Sinewy Spiral Sweets |
Crafted in the old laboratory, our mad scientists have finally done it! They've perfected the plag...the, perfect way to make sweets out of...meats! Yum! |
1 |
| Lip-Teeth Arrows |
Honestly? The most disgusting weapon. Dug out from an old locker in that one room, you know? You know the room. Shoot someone with this and if the wound doesn't kill them, the horror will. |
1 |
| S.H.I.T Power Alert |
Love greeting fresh meat? Are you confusingly helpful?Are you definitely not affiliated with any sort of cult? This is THE batsignal for the Spiral Helper Info Team! Big flashy button! MEEP, MEEP, FRESH MEAT DETECTED! Get yours NOW! |
1 |
| Sexy Sinjury Poster |
Depicts sauce being poured over a bunch of tentacles on a bed of rice. |
19 |
| Stop Sign |
It doesn't feel like you should own this. |
1 |
| Free Hugs |
Sometimes a good hug is very important. And so are you, friend. |
3 |
| Sonic Screwdriver of Space-time Shenanigans |
With this versatile tool, you can hack into alien technology, unlock doors, and even fix the occasional plot hole in the fabric of reality. |
1 |
| Giant Pool Noodles |
Exactly what it sounds like. Turn any pool in the Tower into the biggest cup of ramen you've ever seen! Yum! |
1 |
| Octarine Lollipop |
Each eighth lick tastes like a different kind of chaos. |
1 |
| Giggle Gummy Bears |
Bursts into fits of barely controlled laughter when you bite into it. Has the same effect on you in approximately 30 minutes later. |
1 |
| Belt of Batarangs |
This utility belt comes fully stocked with all the gadgets a caped vigilante could need, from grappling hooks to bat-shaped boomerangs. |
1 |
| Pizza Pie Dagger |
The true multi-purpose dagger for all your sacrificial, pizza slicin' and pie cuttin' needs! |
1 |
| Bang Bang |
What was that? |
1 |
| Cool Mike Splushie |
SpiP #5000 - He's Mike, he's the coolest! Pockets full of teeny rocks & minerals, comes with a tiny rock collecting kit and amazing facts. He ROCKS! |
1 |
| Azure Dagger |
Glistens like lightning and glows when it rains. Forged from the finest blue Spiralian Steel. |
1 |
| Yogurt |
Perfect for those deep-in-the-night, midnight-moon-howling type of cravings. |
1 |
| Holocron |
Efficiently stores secret information, or hunky pictures, up to you. |
1 |
| The One Token |
Celebrated the One year anniversary of the Tower, took part in the sacrificial blood ritual and had some pie. |
1 |
| Cuprum Tempest |
They say the intricate pattern was engraved by a storm; it's edge tempered by a 135 year old samurai. |
1 |
| Crate of Carrots |
Feed of the champions. The number one snacky choice of the number one strongman of the Spiral Tower. Guaranteed crunch! Munch! |
1 |
| Towering Heels |
Strut the Tower in style with these gorgeous heels that will go with everything, even blood - which will make them sparkle. Secret dagger hidden in heel. |
1 |
| Assassin's Blade |
Will definitely get the job done. Quick as a shadow, light as a feather, cool as a cucumber. Swoosh! |
1 |
| Shiny Spiral Ornament |
I celebrated christmas 2023 in the Tower! Just don't tell anyone what I did at the Christmas party.. |
1 |
| A Random Pile Of Fats |
A delicious platter of fats. Harvested from the freshest meat the Spiral has to offer. |
1 |
| Holy Water Bottle |
Quench your sinful thoughts or scold your demonic pals with water blessed by the Rudest of Ministers, the Pastor Sarcastor. |
1 |
| Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch |
Lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it! |
1 |
| Plant Egg |
You found a plant. It laid an egg. You took the egg. It hatched a... Oh, fuck.. |
1 |
| Obscene Phone Call |
Why would you want this? What good can come out of this? |
1 |
| Pack of Blood |
What do you mean? Of course it's fake blood.. Why? What have you heard? |
1 |
| Reapers Robe |
Smooth black velvet, lush orange silk lining. Enormous and ominous hood. Silver skull detailing. Endless pockets. Extra swooshy. |
1 |
| Commemorative Pumpkin |
I celebrated Halloween in the Tower 2023! BOO! |
1 |
| Telepathic Tower Tiger |
He lurked in the shadows. As you stepped on his tail, he locked into your mind and now.. He always knows when you've got food. |
1 |
| Hugbox |
Tired of debates? Need a cuddly break? Retreat into your own cozy Hugbox, built and trademarked by Jean Claude Van Ma'am. Fits three. |
1 |
| Ancient Relic |
Unearthed on bottom level X-660 of the Tower. It has a faint glow, and you hear a distant whooshing.. |
1 |
| Stealth Dagger 3000 |
Be the stealthiest rogue at any sacrifice. Camouflages into anything you're wearing. Needs no cleaning. |
1 |
| Spanish Flu |
It's just in a jar. You don't know when the next outbreak is, but you do know it'll be done by your hand. |
1 |
| Knife Pen |
Honestly this knife doesn't write very well, but it'll open your letters, and probably your palm. |
1 |
| Hunky DTI Poster |
Adorn your floor with this rare and smoldering vintage poster of the Master of the Tower. Droolcup not included. |
69 |
| Floor Floosher 4000 |
Syrup on your ceiling? Pesky slices of pizza on the floor? Not anymore! Your personal Floor Floosher can clean your floor in under 94 hours! |
7 |
| Pen Knife |
This pen probably isn't mightier than a sword, but at least you can sign your name with it.. In blood. |
1 |
| Slushee Cannon |
Flavors: Grape Escape, Tangerine Twist and Buster Lime. Blast your friends with frozen sticky drinks! Vodka not included. |
1 |
| Towering Tool Belt |
Holds all your essential Tower-tinkering-tools, such as your dagger, chloroform, cookies and rocks. |
7 |
| Moonlight Dagger |
Elegant form, decorated with opal gemstones. Gets an eerie glow at full moon... |
1 |
| Bazooka of Blood |
Badass. |
1 |
| Beaded Panties |
Woven with the strongest and prettiest beads, capable of holding even the strongest balls of steel! |
1 |
| Right Arm of the Forbidden One |
A forbidden right arm sealed by magic. Whosoever breaks this seal will know infinite power. |
1 |
| Ring of Ra |
An ornate ring of protection, totally not tomb-robbed! Protects from curses, danger and black magic. |
1 |
| Solomon's Ring |
Summon and command all demons and speak with the animals. You might rule the world, too. |
1 |
| Bag o' Tricks |
Full of nefarious goodies. Maybe it has something that will help you steal an item off of someone else. |
30 |
| Torrent Painting |
Looking at it stirs you in a way you can't explain. |
1 |
| Plush Pink Robe |
Embroidered with your number, beautiful sparkly tassels and BIG pockets - for your dagger, and such. |
2 |
| Innocent Cog |
It has never killed its wife before. |
1 |
| Bahamut |
What? How could you possibly think you could contain it? |
1 |
| Muscle Relaxant |
Become loose as a goose! No more tears, only sweet relief. You might become one with the floor. |
1 |
| Trophy |
World's Greatest Sparlorite! I totally deserve this! |
1 |
| Mysterious Seeds |
Plant them or eat them. Results will vary either way. |
1 |
| Batteries |
Make things go beep and boop! |
1 |
| Your Favorite OST |
Really lifts your spirits when you need it. |
1 |
| Entry-level Elf |
Your first elf. You can always upgrade to a more expensive Elf when you feel ready. |
1 |
| Helix Blade |
Said to have divided the world in twain and united it once again. Legend says it whispered to its weilder, but it now sits silently. |
1 |
| Reaper's Scythe |
The surest way to gain immortality. You can't reap what has been sowed???? |
1 |
| Protection Charm |
Keeps you safe, but breaks after one use. |
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| Unlovable Cat |
If you say you love this cat, you're a liar. Nobody loves this thing. |
1 |