ManicPixieOldMaid's Inventory (safe)
| Item | Description |
|---|---|
| 4732 o | The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Paracausal Lint Roller | Removes guilt and bad exes from your karma. |
| Bottle of Mead of Poetry | One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
| Dog Button | An item that turns the owner into a dog. |
| Non-descript Cup | Definitely not full of your favorite alcohol. Grab a few and give em out to your friends! |
| Spider Silk Robe | Indestructible and insanely light, let's you move like a shadow. Weaved by Spiralian Tower Spiders. |