ManicPixieOldMaid's Inventory (safe)
| Item | Description |
|---|---|
| 7427 o | The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Paracausal Lint Roller | Removes guilt and bad exes from your karma. |
| Bottle of Mead of Poetry | One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
| Dog Button | An item that turns the owner into a dog. |