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82779 o The currency used in SPONGE.
Towering Tulips x2 The most gorgeous tulips from the Spiral gardens, grown with that special....fertilizer. Intoxicating scent, may cause hallucinations. Colors as bright as your presence, as strong as your spirit. Wow!
Pink Rockin' Robe Blindingy HOT pink velvet with an irresistibly silky lining and more pockets than you'll ever need! Perfect for collecting things and storing treasure. Turns into a pillow when needed.
Spiral Rug Cutters Suede soles, beautiful wallflower-pattern, 1 inch heels, indestructible toes for dancing with beginners or kicking pipes, and ventilation to avert foot stench for up to 8h.
Corndog Plushie SpiP #121 - Your very own cute little IMDB! Poke gently for the best movie recommendations for every mood and genre. If you watch The Excorcist though, please cuddle the little Corndog tightly. Brings the BEST snacks and trivia.
Lucifer Plushie SpiP #666 - Our tiny overlord in all his glory! Pitchfork, hellfire and evil plans included. Only available on Halloween.
Free Hugs x2 Sometimes a good hug is very important. And so are you, friend.
Sparkling Dagger Blindingly bedazzled to distract and mesmerize your sacrifices, or just to add a little bling for a fancy night out.
Sexy Sinjury Poster Depicts sauce being poured over a bunch of tentacles on a bed of rice.
Hunky DTI Poster Adorn your floor with this rare and smoldering vintage poster of the Master of the Tower. Droolcup not included.
Time Time is money.
Fabulous Bouquet Absolutley beautifully arranged bouquet. Anyone receiving one would surely be flattered.
Chocolate Spiral Tower A swirly depiction of the Tower with each floor being a different flavor of white, dark or milk chocolate. WARNING: Over 9000 floors. Might cause nausea.
Feels x2 I feel you. I felt that. You feel me? All the feels.
Gliese I guess, if you like swimming, this is the planet for you.
Emotional Support x3 There for you, friend.