| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
195272o |
| 4/20 |
Blazin' |
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| 400 Bad Request client Rooibos |
Sip. Malfunction. Repeat. |
3 |
| 5-pack of Underwear |
Good quality. Some packs come with a secret tie-dye pair. |
2 |
| A Random Nog |
The ingredients may be a bit blurry, but don't worry, so will you. Just keep enjoying! |
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| AFK Afternoon Break Blend |
Logout required, cozy socks recommended. |
1 |
| Anansi's Trickster Deck of Cards |
Shuffles itself. Deals... inconsistently. |
1 |
| Anti-polymorph Protection Emblem |
An item that cancels out a Polymorph Protection Emblem. |
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| Antique Chess Pieces |
Luckily none of the pieces are missing. They're in surprisingly good condition. All you need now is a matching board! |
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| Arcade Token of Infinite Continues |
Warning: Doesn’t work on real life. |
1 |
| Aubergine Robe |
A plush purple color with a distinctive scent to it. Slight water-damage but hey, it's vintage, and it's fabulous! |
1 |
| Azure Dagger |
Glistens like lightning and glows when it rains. Forged from the finest blue Spiralian Steel. |
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| Bag o' Tricks |
Full of nefarious goodies. Maybe it has something that will help you steal an item off of someone else. |
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| Bag of Spiral Delight |
This delicious assortment of candy includes: sour spirals, liquorice towers, DTI's dynamites, marshmallow Ma'ams, flushdrops, sinful squishies, bibble bubbles, musky mulberries, gummy snakes, salty daggers, tooting potatoes and fizzy frogs. |
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| Bibble Splushie |
SpiP #001 - The bestest & bibbliest Skit is now your BFF! He's got pockets full of shiny pebbles, and he'll grant you 29 o a day for being so awesome. |
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| Bioluminescent Robe |
Gives you that fungal glow, without the spores. Probably. |
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| Blessing of Chernobog |
You won’t like it, but you’ll remember it. |
1 |
| Bottle of Mead of Poetry |
One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
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| Bottle of Pirate's Booty Rum |
Aged in the barrels of lost ships. Smells like adventure, tastes like trouble. |
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| Boy Button |
An item that turns the owner into a boy. |
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| Bubble Robe |
How...how does it even stay together? The bubbles won't break. It's mesmerizing. |
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| Bucket of Booty |
Raisins, bible tracts, circus peanuts and what's that? Oh yes, frog droppings. |
1 |
| Cactus Pencil (Mildly Spiky) |
Improves spelling and handwriting via threat. |
1 |
| Candy Apples |
Straight from the appletree atop the Tower! Dipped in sticky-sweet caramel and topped with delicious sprinkles. |
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| Child-made Lemonade |
Has whole chunks of lemon. How it was made was questionable. |
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| Christmas Cracker |
It's a very festive, buttery, delicious cracker. Explosive flavor in every bite. |
1 |
| Classy Dagger |
Finest Damascus steel, golden spiraly details, inscribed with your number. Perfect for sacrifices. |
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| Cliffy's Festive Froggies |
It is FLUSHmas, my dudes. |
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| Cloak of Concealment |
This cloak doesn't just hide you from sight – it also makes you completely forgettable! Perfect for avoiding awkward conversations, and generally blending into the background. Matching it with the Glittering Gloves of Gripping and Grabbing Attention will make you an ordinary amount of memorable. |
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| Colorful Spiral Lights |
Deck the halls, floors and your own window too - in these retro-styled and funky-colored little spiral lights! Very cheerful, super cozy. |
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| Comma |
You never know when you'll need a comma. Yes, it's the fancy kind from Oxford. |
1 |
| Compass of Wayfinding and Fine Wine-ing |
This mystical compass always points you towards the nearest tavern. But beware, the more lost you are, the stronger its pull towards the pub becomes! |
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| Contact Cleaner |
Hey, it works now! |
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| Corndog Splushie |
SpiP #121 - Your very own cute little IMDB! Poke gently for the best movie recommendations for every mood and genre. If you watch The Excorcist though, please cuddle the little Corndog tightly. Brings the BEST snacks and trivia. |
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| Cosmic Spiral Rucksack |
Sturdy and dagger-proof! Changes color depending on your mood. Pockets and holders for your daggers, robe, even your swiss hot chocolate! Hidden compartment containing a black hole, for.. reasons. |
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| Cow Says Splushie |
SpiP #238 - The most beautiful bovine of the Tower; cuddly, fluffy, and with lots to say (a gentle boop will do the trick!). Can fly, can write, can't read though. Definitely BFF material! Moo. |
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| Crate of Carrots |
Feed of the champions. The number one snacky choice of the number one strongman of the Spiral Tower. Guaranteed crunch! Munch! |
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| Cursed D20 |
Guaranteed to roll 1s when you need it most |
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| Cursed Envelope |
Having this on you increases your chances of being struck by a flying ice-cream truck. |
1 |
| Cyberpunk Visor of Optimistic Nihilism |
See the future in glitchy neon. |
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| Dark Side Cookie |
Let the sugar flow through you. |
2 |
| Derpy's Derpy Deers |
Little Derpy has been baking away, and here's a tin of the derpiest little reindeer-cookies ever! Almost too derpy to eat, no? They're so adorable! |
1 |
| Disco Robe |
A mirrorball-like wonder. May cause spontaneous dance-offs, and marriage proposals. |
1 |
| Dog Button |
An item that turns the owner into a dog. |
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| Don't Panic Danish |
Served on an artisanal sugar towel. |
4 |
| Droolcup |
Limited-time accessory! Hunky DTI poster not included. |
1 |
| Eel Worship Tart |
The traditional holy dish of the Spiral Tower. Served and offered at every special event, birthday, holiday and sacrifice. Shall NOT be yucked, chucked or disrespected. 'Tis sacred. |
1 |
| Emotional Support |
There for you, friend. |
9 |
| Endless Spud Splushie |
SpiP #101 - PO-TA-TOES! The goodest little squishy spud. Very apeeling. Don't dip him in yogurt, please. |
1 |
| Excalibur Paper Cutter |
Does not make you royaly, because strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. |
1 |
| Fabulous Bouquet |
Absolutley beautifully arranged bouquet. Anyone receiving one would surely be flattered. |
1 |
| Fairy Dust Pop Rocks |
Makes you sparkle. |
1 |
| Fancy Spiral Bouquet |
A stunning bouquet of gorgeous roses from the Tower gardens, colorful Spiral hydrangeas and scented hyacinths. |
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| Feels |
I feel you. I felt that. You feel me? All the feels. |
4 |
| Floor Floosher 4000 |
Syrup on your ceiling? Pesky slices of pizza on the floor? Not anymore! Your personal Floor Floosher can clean your floor in under 94 hours! |
3 |
| Fluffy Mug |
Almost looks like a pet! You cannot tell exactly where to pour your drink, so it's best to just wing it, and suck the beverage off the tufts of fluff. Yum! |
1 |
| Free Hugs |
Sometimes a good hug is very important. And so are you, friend. |
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| Future Specs |
These glasses see 1 second into the future. |
1 |
| Giggle Gummy Bears |
Bursts into fits of barely controlled laughter when you bite into it. Has the same effect on you in approximately 30 minutes later. |
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| Girl Button |
An item that turns the owner into a into a girl. |
2 |
| Glasses of Sudden Insight |
Great for exam cramming, terrible for existential dread. |
1 |
| Glitter Grenade |
Share your explosive love with your friends, from far away, behind a barricade. |
1 |
| Glittering Gloves of Gripping and Grabbing Attention |
These gloves not only give you a firm grip on stuff and things, in general, but also draw attention with their eye-catching sequin design. Matching it with the Cloak of Concealment will make you an ordinary amount of memorable. |
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| Gryphon's Gourmet Grub |
These gourmet rations are fit for a king – or at least a gryphon. It’s seeds. Just seeds, but the name makes you want them more, right? Right? |
1 |
| Handmade Card |
I made this with my own little hands, you couldn't wish for more! Fingerpaints, glitter and stickers galore! Hugs. |
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| Hannukah Hat |
It's 8 times as fancy as your fanciest hat. Guaranteed to bring joy. |
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| Haunted Spiral Coin |
Proof of surviving Halloween 2024 in the clutches of the spooky Spiral. |
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| Hexpress-o Shot |
May grant temporary clairvoyance. |
1 |
| Holy Water Bottle |
Quench your sinful thoughts or scold your demonic pals with water blessed by the Rudest of Ministers, the Pastor Sarcastor. |
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| How To Spiral 101 |
What is this place? What do the numbers mean? Help, I got flushed? Find weird answers for all your questions! |
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| Hugbox |
Tired of debates? Need a cuddly break? Retreat into your own cozy Hugbox, built and trademarked by Jean Claude Van Ma'am. Fits three. |
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| Huh Splushie |
SpiP #835 - He's got pockets full of bacteria, and he ain't afraid to use 'em! Plays a tiny guitar at random times. You better applaud.. |
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| Hunky DTI Costume |
Be the man himself! Banhammer, yorkshire pudding and english accent included. |
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| Hunky DTI Poster |
Adorn your floor with this rare and smoldering vintage poster of the Master of the Tower. Droolcup not included. |
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| Infinite Improbabili-tea |
Tastes different every time, sometimes before you drink it. |
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| Infinity Dagger |
Never misses. Never dulls. Never stops whispering in your head… |
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| Inkwell |
It never seems to run dry, but tipping it over doesn't cause a spill. Curious. It writes like a dream, too. |
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| Jellybeans of Joy |
A humongous bag of colorful little jellybeans, that may or may not be laced with something.. Try one! You'll be ecstatic! |
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| Jingly Spiral Ornament |
A softly jingling golden little memento of celebrating Christmas 2024 in the Spiral Tower. |
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| Jolly Dagger |
An ornamental double-edged dagger with a gilded blade, red handle, and a big jinglebell-pommel. The double edge makes it perfect for carving ham, cutting up gingerbreadmen and slicing cheeses. Merry daggering! |
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| Kiro's Kandy Kanes |
These aren't your ordinary candy canes! Not only do they have the delicious twisting pattern, but they'll twist your tongue too! Guaranteed you'll be speaking in tongues, but it's worth it. |
1 |
| Latex Robe |
High collar, shiny, squeaky and sleek. Attend all sacrifices like sex on a stick. |
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| Lit Tower Phaser |
When there's something strange in your neighborhood... Perfect for stunning, shocking, lighting it up, and of course; groovy spiral raves. |
1 |
| Lore Whip Taters |
The bestest organic tower-taters, lovingly grown, having passed of old age and filled with wisdom - this whip is steeped in delicious Stower lore. |
2 |
| Lovely Lactase Pills |
An easy to chew and swallow pill. Eradicates your intolerance. Not just for milk, though. |
1 |
| Luxurious Robe |
Made from the plushest velvet known to man, with gold trim and embroidered with your number. |
1 |
| Maalstr0m Splushie |
SpiP #006 - The strongest plushie around! Dispenses random penis & animal facts. Has pretty beads in his beard. |
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| Magicked Notebook |
When you look at a page, it transcribes the notes you want to take automatically. Sometimes it's a little eager, though, and will write down stuff you wanted to keep secret. |
1 |
| Mayo Robe |
I can't believe you bought this even though ad description said 'couldn't get the mayonnaise smell out.' |
1 |
| Mostly Harmless Masala Chai |
97% bliss, 3% plausible deniability. |
1 |
| Mulberry Splushie |
SpiP #093 - Are you sure you can handle this plushie? It might make you...blushie. Comes with blindfold, whips and beautiful melodies. |
1 |
| Muscly Gingerbreadmen |
Ma'am has been baking too, how do you think he got those muscles?! Here's proof, a tin of delicious little muscle-ma'ams, yum! |
1 |
| Mylvee Splushie |
SpiP #104 - hungry. bites you. prions are scary. dinat dinat do. death by glamour. milk. two planets approach the roche limit. bal man. walk don't run. battle for dream island. we are eternal. eepy. |
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| Nipple Piercing |
Ow. |
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| Non-descript Cup |
Definitely not full of your favorite alcohol. Grab a few and give em out to your friends! |
2 |
| Nonpolitical Robe |
Equipped with special spiralian shit- and politics-sensors, this robe will temporarily stun anyone in your vicinity if there is even a whiff of politics, giving you time to flee. Thick velvet lining, a shiny bluish glow, deep pockets and a stash for treats. |
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| NyQuil Night Blend |
For when you REALLY need to sleep. |
2 |
| Octarine Lollipop |
Each eighth lick tastes like a different kind of chaos. |
1 |
| Offensive Costume |
How dare you wear something like that?! |
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| PTSD |
Still not enough to park in the handicap spot, though. |
1 |
| Pack of Blood |
What do you mean? Of course it's fake blood.. Why? What have you heard? |
1 |
| Party Robe |
Colorful, charming and utterly cool. Tailored to your perfect measurements, unbelievably flattering and dapper! Get your groove on at any party or sacrifice. |
1 |
| Pencil Sharpener That Screams Encouragement |
“YEAH!! GET IT!!” |
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| Perun's Group Chat Logs |
Just Perun yelling at Veles in all caps. Ends mid-rant. |
3 |
| Pink Rockin' Robe |
Blindingy HOT pink velvet with an irresistibly silky lining and more pockets than you'll ever need! Perfect for collecting things and storing treasure. Turns into a pillow when needed. |
1 |
| Pizza Pie Dagger |
The true multi-purpose dagger for all your sacrificial, pizza slicin' and pie cuttin' needs! |
1 |
| Plastic Action Dagger |
What every kid (Stowerling) wants for Christmas! Cool buttons that shoot lasers, beep and boop, many flashing lights and a hidden water-spraying gag function! Make all your fellow Stowerlings jealous with this baby! |
1 |
| Pocket-sized Port-a-Portal Parchment |
This magical parchment, paired with a crayon of your choice, allows adventurers to create temporary portals to different levels of the endless tower. |
1 |
| Polymorph Protection Emblem |
An item that protects the owner from changing form. |
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| Pop Tarts 5000 |
The ultimate pack of Pop Tarts! 5000 unique flavors, including: pickles, sunday roast, pears, toes and mulch! Yum! |
1 |
| Popy Robe |
Honesty, this might actually be an old pope's robe. White, purple and gold, fancy embroidery, a couple of pockets. Comes with holy water, golden slippers and a fancy hat too! |
1 |
| Potatoes |
PO-TA-TOES. |
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| Potion of Existential Dread |
Makes you realize the futility of life. Somehow still a popular purchase. |
3 |
| Potion of False Confidence |
Good for karaoke and half-baked ideas. |
4 |
| Potion of Minor Healing (Raspberry Flavor) |
Heals paper cuts, stubbed toes, and mild emotional damage. |
1 |
| Potion of Moderate Courage |
Face your inbox with only mild panic. |
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| Potion of Perfect Procrastination |
You’ll finally do nothing, absolutely flawlessly. |
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| Prenta Prouty |
A perfectly geometrical rock, or sorts. The way you feel affects its color. |
3 |
| Preserved Pumpkin Pie |
A prehistoric slice of presumptuously poignant pumpkin pie, found in the sealed-off kitchen underneath the Spiral fields. It has a kick to it! Don't operate heavy machinery under the influence of this pie. |
1 |
| Prixas Priony |
A strange, beautiful flower whose color depends on the angle you view it. |
5 |
| Probo Praily |
A small, harmless creature with a beautiful shell. It's color reflects the weather. |
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| Proper Gourmet Hotdog |
Hot DOG this was good. Great for any day of the week. |
1 |
| Protection Charm |
Keeps you safe, but breaks after one use. |
1 |
| Retro Denim Robe |
Pockets! So many pockets! Durable and cool, with your number hand-stitched onto it. |
1 |
| Ring of Continuous Snacking |
Creates a small snack every 10 minutes. Cannot be turned off. |
2 |
| S.H.I.T Power Alert |
Love greeting fresh meat? Are you confusingly helpful?Are you definitely not affiliated with any sort of cult? This is THE batsignal for the Spiral Helper Info Team! Big flashy button! MEEP, MEEP, FRESH MEAT DETECTED! Get yours NOW! |
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| Sacrificial Spiral Shank |
Simple. Sharp. Efficient. Oooh! It has Spirals too! |
1 |
| Safari Scott Splushie |
SpiP #013 - Equipped with full safari-gear and all kinds of wild tales of epic adventures! |
2 |
| Scroll of Low-Level Banishment |
Great for mosquitos and minor annoyances, does not work on humans |
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| Scroll of Petty Miracles |
Cures hiccups. Summons tiny rainclouds. |
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| Scroll of Very Mild Revenge |
Mostly generates passive-aggressive Post-its. |
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| Sexy Sinjury Poster |
Depicts sauce being poured over a bunch of tentacles on a bed of rice. |
6 |
| Sheet |
You're the ghost of the Sparlor now! OooOooOo |
1 |
| Sinewy Spiral Sweets |
Crafted in the old laboratory, our mad scientists have finally done it! They've perfected the plag...the, perfect way to make sweets out of...meats! Yum! |
3 |
| Sleep Not Found Cold Brew |
May cause speed typing and the illusion of productivity. |
1 |
| Soothing Spiral Tea |
A bag of the tastiest blend from the Spiral gardens. Hints of spiralian roses, turnips, mustard and steel. You'll be surprised how soothing it is! |
1 |
| Spam-flavored Milkshake |
No one asked for this. That’s why it’s here. |
1 |
| Sparkly Spiral Turds |
Don't let the name fool you, the chocolate is top notch and the decorations are masterful! Eating more than two at a time might make you unusually giddy. |
1 |
| Spartan Monkey Splushie |
SpiP #003 - A wise little monkey with a crown of bananas and a tinkering kit. Boop his nose and he'll shout THIS. IS. SPIRAL!!! |
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| Spiral Gang Membership |
You're in it now. Includes instructions to secret booty shake and how to make the perfect mustard sandwich. |
1 |
| Spiral Jinglebell |
Attached to any garment, the jingle you create will absolutely dazzle those nearby. Perfect for hypnotizing just about anyone, or just getting jiggy with it! |
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| Spiral Restaurant Guide |
Where to eat? Which floor serves barbecued cucumbers? Floor pizza? What about second breakfast? With this comprehensive guide to the delicacies of the tower by ReactsWithWords, you'll never go hungry again! |
1 |
| Spiral Rug Cutters |
Suede soles, beautiful wallflower-pattern, 1 inch heels, indestructible toes for dancing with beginners or kicking pipes, and ventilation to avert foot stench for up to 8h. |
1 |
| Spiral Shoes |
Boogie down in the grooviest shoes! Funky colors, luxurious suede, and a silent step. Made for sneaking up silently and dancing the night away. |
1 |
| Spiral Slippers |
Fluffy, soft and oh so warm. They're blood-proof, checkered and very silent to walk in as well. |
1 |
| Spiral Tower Biscuit Tin |
Filled with ginger crush creams, viennese, ballerina cookies, wagon wheels, dog treats, assorted buttons, business cards and that weird tomato with pins stuck in it. Blame Grandma. |
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| Spongy Dagger |
Shhh! It's foam! Don't tell anyone! Looks super real, and is handy when you're just not feelin' it and ain't really in a sacrificin' mood, but don't wanna be left out or a party pooper. |
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| Squishy Tentacles of Cheer |
Like a squish in pastry form! Baked with love by a thousand tentacles, quite quickly too! Squishy texture, creamy filling, and sprinkles on top, of course. Qam oou iilth ez i awtgsshu amun on'ma! |
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| Stower Pelt Hair |
What a pelt! So beautiful! Warm! Thick! Lustrous! Cuddly! Burly! What animal is it from? That's.. That's besides the point. Just look at it! |
1 |
| Sunday Sundae |
A declicious assortment of your favorite ice cream flavors, magically topped with your favorite toppings, if any. There's a special 'Tower' flavor, if you're so bold to try. |
1 |
| Sustainable Robe |
Stitched together from pre-owned pieces of fabrics gathered from flushed sacrifices. |
1 |
| Teal Silk Robe |
Shiniest Spiralian silk, golden trim, a wonderfully large hood, embroidered with your number. |
1 |
| Teeny Tiny Tussie Mussie |
The finest of flowers, so colorful and small. No words are needed, for the flowers say it all. |
1 |
| The One Token |
Celebrated the One year anniversary of the Tower, took part in the sacrificial blood ritual and had some pie. |
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| Time |
Time is money. |
1 |
| Tinned Tower Tuna Treats |
Whether you're on the verge of starvation, a cat owner, or craving a spiral delicacy, these nutrient packed fishy treats will hit the spot! With a shelf-life of over 3028 years, you can really savour them. |
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| To-Don't List |
A crumpled scroll of things you should definitely not do. Updates hourly. |
1 |
| Tongue-twisting Tome of Tenacious Tongues |
This tongue-in-cheek book, possibly mocking the writer’s almost perverse tendency to alliterate, is perfect for practicing your pronunciation or challenging your friends to a duel of diction. |
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| Tower Rations |
A tin of essentials; clump of fresh meat, 1 x celery cake, 1 x spiral baguette, box of \"raisins\", 1 x sippy-cup of sacrificial juice. |
3 |
| Tower Towel |
Just about the most massively useful thing that one can carry |
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| Towering Tool Belt |
Holds all your essential Tower-tinkering-tools, such as your dagger, chloroform, cookies and rocks. |
3 |
| Towering Tulips |
The most gorgeous tulips from the Spiral gardens, grown with that special....fertilizer. Intoxicating scent, may cause hallucinations. Colors as bright as your presence, as strong as your spirit. Wow! |
2 |
| Tricorder Mini Power Bank |
Scans, stores, and occasionally charges your phone. |
1 |
| Ugly Flushmas Sweater 2025 |
There are so many names stitched into this sweater that it's become illegible. A sore for sight eyes. |
1 |
| Valkyrie Wing Clips |
Adds flair and temporary levitation to any hairstyle. |
1 |
| Veles' Beard Oil |
Enhances charm and plausible deniability. |
3 |
| Väinämöinen's Pick |
Plucks any instrument perfectly, most of the time, but makes you play Polka when it feels like it. |
1 |
| Waterpot Relish |
Lush and soaked relish from the oasis gardens of the Tower. Perfect for any dish, wish or fish. Holds some magic powers. Maybe. |
1 |
| Woolly Socks of Static |
Zap! |
1 |
| Zarking Fardwangle Fizzbombs |
Explodes in your mouth. In a good way. Usually. |
2 |