| 103070 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Potion of Minor Healing (Raspberry Flavor) |
Heals paper cuts, stubbed toes, and mild emotional damage. |
| Robe of Infinite Snacks |
Summon a snack at will! Beware: It is unclear where they come from. |
| Copper Ingot of Ea-Nasir (Absolutely Terrible Quality) |
You deserve better. But here we are. |
| Spiral Herbs of Warmth |
A special selection of the finest seasonal spiral herbs, only harvested during Christmas-time. May cause extraordinary niceness and warm fuzzy feels when added to any dish, or sprinkled on a friend. |
| Nonpolitical Robe |
Equipped with special spiralian shit- and politics-sensors, this robe will temporarily stun anyone in your vicinity if there is even a whiff of politics, giving you time to flee. Thick velvet lining, a shiny bluish glow, deep pockets and a stash for treats. |
| Stolen Ballot |
Shh! They voted for HIM! Can you believe it? You have now officially ruined the Sparlor elections. |
| Blood Sausage |
Supposedly it's very delicious. But where did the blood come from? |
| Soothing Squish |
Sometimes all you need is a good squish. Transforms to any sort of squish of your liking. |