OberonSpartacus's Inventory (safe)
| Item | Description |
|---|---|
| 11742 o | The currency used in SPONGE. |
| A Stiff Drink | Damn, this is what I needed after the week I had. |
| Ineffable Robe of Bureaucratic Invisibility | Makes you entirely unnoticeable to any government agency. Including the tax office. |
| Disco Robe | A mirrorball-like wonder. May cause spontaneous dance-offs, and marriage proposals. |
| Bottle of Mead of Poetry | One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |