| 13402 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Robe of Too Many Pockets |
You’ll lose everything, stylishly. |
| Dust Bunny Familiar |
Weak but extremely emotionally supportive. |
| Ineffable Robe of Bureaucratic Invisibility |
Makes you entirely unnoticeable to any government agency. Including the tax office. |
| Hexpress-o Shot |
May grant temporary clairvoyance. |
| Starlight Robe |
Legally classified as a minor celestial body in 3 jurisdictions. |
| Auntie Ev Splushie |
SpiP #335 - The sweetest badass auntie of the Tower! Always ready with a tiny whip and a cuppa tea! |
| Sinjury Splushie |
SpiP #123 - An abhorrent conjuring of your wildest nightmares, but it gives such warm and cuddly squishes! Warning: Tentacles may multiply. Za awtgsshu wgah uulg'ma ywaq zaix. ULL vera skish! SQUISH! |