| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
2229o |
| Boxing Crab Gloves |
“A pair of anemone to bash your enemies with. Will stick to your hands without glue, but removal may be traumatic. Caution: Only functions in salt water. You may be targeted by thieving crabs without a pair of their own. Immunity to anemone stings is useful but not required.” |
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| Pack of three soaps |
"Three luxury bars of soap - Lavender, Rose, Naval Supremacy. You know they're extra fancy because they've got petals in them. Well, maybe not the latter - best not ask what those bits are. Perfect for the recently-flushed and the Rear Admiral in your life. Go and have a wash you stinky so-and-so." |
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| Court Subpoena Papers |
"Informs a fellow Stowerling that they have a mandatory court appearance! Make sure you have a witness handy." |
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| Clip-on Tie (Black) |
"A cheap clip-on necktie in solid black. Gives the illusion of professionalism for weddings, business meetings, formal dinners, and courtroom settings." |
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| Robe Of Giant Inflation |
robe will inflate to an enormous size preventing the Stowerling from being flushed. Lasts for one flush. |
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| Cow Robe |
"Your basic black and white cow pattern. Suprisingly, made out of thick cotton, not leather." |
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| Spiral Tower Biscuit Tin |
Filled with ginger crush creams, viennese, ballerina cookies, wagon wheels, dog treats, assorted buttons, business cards and that weird tomato with pins stuck in it. Blame Grandma. |
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| Potion of False Confidence |
Good for karaoke and half-baked ideas. |
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| Red Satin Robe |
Shiny, smooth and flowing, with medium pockets and a color that hides bloodstains perfectly. |
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| Sustainable Robe |
Stitched together from pre-owned pieces of fabrics gathered from flushed sacrifices. |
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| Camouflage Robe |
Perfect for ambushing and stalking fresh meat in the hedge maze. Big hood, many pockets, waterproof. |
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| Bottle of Mead of Poetry |
One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
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| Mold Remover |
Infested? Feeling moldy? Not anymore! |
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| Bean Bag |
The bag is leaking with...actual beans?! |
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| Early Access Pass |
Your ticket in before anyone else! |
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| Nonpolitical Robe |
Equipped with special spiralian shit- and politics-sensors, this robe will temporarily stun anyone in your vicinity if there is even a whiff of politics, giving you time to flee. Thick velvet lining, a shiny bluish glow, deep pockets and a stash for treats. |
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| Popy Robe |
Honesty, this might actually be an old pope's robe. White, purple and gold, fancy embroidery, a couple of pockets. Comes with holy water, golden slippers and a fancy hat too! |
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| Robe of Polychromatic Liberation |
Every color you were told not to wear. Wear them all! |
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| Party Robe |
Colorful, charming and utterly cool. Tailored to your perfect measurements, unbelievably flattering and dapper! Get your groove on at any party or sacrifice. |
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| Robe of Too Many Pockets |
Youll lose everything, stylishly. |
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| Bottle of Pirate's Booty Rum |
Aged in the barrels of lost ships. Smells like adventure, tastes like trouble. |
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| Latex Robe |
High collar, shiny, squeaky and sleek. Attend all sacrifices like sex on a stick. |
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| FLUSH! T-Shirt |
I SURVIVED THE FLUSH AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET THIS T-SHIRT, I BOUGHT IT! |
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| Black Velvet Robe |
Luxurious and rich velvet, silver trim, enormous hood and pockets, embroidered with your number. |
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| Retro Denim Robe |
Pockets! So many pockets! Durable and cool, with your number hand-stitched onto it. |
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| Sparkly Thigh-high Plateau Boots |
Quality tested by The Ministry of Silly Walks |
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| Bubble Robe |
How...how does it even stay together? The bubbles won't break. It's mesmerizing. |
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| Pizza Pie Dagger |
The true multi-purpose dagger for all your sacrificial, pizza slicin' and pie cuttin' needs! |
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| Handmade Card |
I made this with my own little hands, you couldn't wish for more! Fingerpaints, glitter and stickers galore! Hugs. |
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