| 88004 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Uncuttable Tomatoes |
Very juicy, very big. Guess you just gotta bite into them! |
| Others Shoes |
They morph into a different shoe after every walked mile. |
| Disturbing Cocktail |
It keeps interrupting everything with gruesome tales. |
| Dumb Bell |
It's ridiculously dense, but tons of fun. |
| Ghoulish Antique Doll |
Looks as if it's been buried for a long time. Missing an eye, and the one it has seems to be fixed on you.. |
| Black Velvet Robe |
Luxurious and rich velvet, silver trim, enormous hood and pockets, embroidered with your number. |
| Black Parrot |
Once belonged to a fierce pirate. Knows many scary tales and loves reciting coordinates to treasure, but in french.. |
| Plastic Robe |
I just don't wanna get any blood on me.. It doubles as a raincoat too! Stay dry for every FLUSH! |
| FLUSH! T-Shirt |
I SURVIVED THE FLUSH AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET THIS T-SHIRT, I BOUGHT IT! |
| Diamond Dagger |
Sacrifice in style. Always razor sharp. Embedded with Spiralian Diamonds that glow as the blood flows. |
| Hunky DTI Poster |
Adorn your floor with this rare and smoldering vintage poster of the Master of the Tower. Droolcup not included. |
| Sacrificial Wellies |
The finest rubber boots of the Spiral! Sure grip, silent, bloodproof, easy to wash and so strong, they're guaranteed to withstand slicing and stabbing. |
| The One Token |
Celebrated the One year anniversary of the Tower, took part in the sacrificial blood ritual and had some pie. |
| Party Robe |
Colorful, charming and utterly cool. Tailored to your perfect measurements, unbelievably flattering and dapper! Get your groove on at any party or sacrifice. |
| Ultimate Spiral Goggles |
Dope as hell. Equipped with X-Ray vision, treasure detection, fresh meat scanners, party mode and night vision. |
| Endless Ladder |
For general tinkering, fixing up pipe leaks, or just scaling the tower for fun. |
| Air Fish |
The bird of the sea. So basically, an air breathing fish. Eats gummy worms, can't hold a proper conversation, but keeps the snails at bay. |
| Spiral Cloak of Confusion |
Confused? Wanting to confuse further? This is the cloak for masters of kung-fusion and conning cultusion. What? Ah, working as intended. |
| Tower Rations |
A tin of essentials; clump of fresh meat, 1 x celery cake, 1 x spiral baguette, box of "raisins", 1 x sippy-cup of sacrificial juice. |
| Electric Robe |
Shockingly blue and shines like lightning. Sparks randomly and emits a low electrical hum as you move. |
| A Stiff Drink |
Damn, this is what I needed after the week I had. |
| Warping Tiger |
You swear you have a tiger, but every time you try to show it to your friends, it's gone. |