| 4410 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Robe of Too Many Pockets |
You’ll lose everything, stylishly. |
| Copper Ingot of Ea-Nasir (Absolutely Terrible Quality) |
You deserve better. But here we are. |
| Potion of Acceptable Social Interactions |
You know why. |
| Earmuffs of Selective Hearing |
Blocks out whining, unwanted feedback, and passive-aggressive suggestions. |
| Bottle of Pirate's Booty Rum |
Aged in the barrels of lost ships. Smells like adventure, tastes like trouble. |
| Fedora of Unconvincing Authority |
Great for trying to herd cats. |
| 5-pack of Underwear |
Good quality. Some packs come with a secret tie-dye pair. |
| Zarking Fardwangle Fizzbombs |
Explodes in your mouth. In a good way. Usually. |
| Perun's Group Chat Logs |
Just Perun yelling at Veles in all caps. Ends mid-rant. |
| Cyberpunk Visor of Optimistic Nihilism |
See the future in glitchy neon. |
| Omnitool Replica |
Looks cool. Solves nothing. Satisfies everything. |