| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
6182o |
| 400 Bad Request client Rooibos |
Sip. Malfunction. Repeat. |
1 |
| 5-pack of Underwear |
Good quality. Some packs come with a secret tie-dye pair. |
1 |
| Bag of Spiral Delight |
This delicious assortment of candy includes: sour spirals, liquorice towers, DTI's dynamites, marshmallow Ma'ams, flushdrops, sinful squishies, bibble bubbles, musky mulberries, gummy snakes, salty daggers, tooting potatoes and fizzy frogs. |
1 |
| Beach Towel of Perfect Sand Repulsion |
Never gritty. Always soft. |
1 |
| Bottle of Mead of Poetry |
One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
1 |
| Bottle of Pirate's Booty Rum |
Aged in the barrels of lost ships. Smells like adventure, tastes like trouble. |
1 |
| Cactus Pencil (Mildly Spiky) |
Improves spelling and handwriting via threat. |
1 |
| Camouflage Robe |
Perfect for ambushing and stalking fresh meat in the hedge maze. Big hood, many pockets, waterproof. |
1 |
| Copper Ingot of Ea-Nasir (Absolutely Terrible Quality) |
You deserve better. But here we are. |
1 |
| Curse Removal Kit (Beginner) |
Includes duct tape and a kazoo. |
1 |
| Cyberpunk Visor of Optimistic Nihilism |
See the future in glitchy neon. |
1 |
| Don't Panic Danish |
Served on an artisanal sugar towel. |
1 |
| Earmuffs of Selective Hearing |
Blocks out whining, unwanted feedback, and passive-aggressive suggestions. |
1 |
| FLUSH! T-Shirt |
I SURVIVED THE FLUSH AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET THIS T-SHIRT, I BOUGHT IT! |
1 |
| Fedora of Unconvincing Authority |
Great for trying to herd cats. |
1 |
| Floor Floosher 4000 |
Syrup on your ceiling? Pesky slices of pizza on the floor? Not anymore! Your personal Floor Floosher can clean your floor in under 94 hours! |
1 |
| Inflatable FLUSH Suit |
In case of flushing, the suit automatically inflates making your FLUSH a luxurious and relaxing float as you go for a joyride down the pipes. |
1 |
| Modular Bookmark |
Includes 12 detachable tabs and a tiny flag. |
1 |
| Mulberry Splushie |
SpiP #093 - Are you sure you can handle this plushie? It might make you...blushie. Comes with blindfold, whips and beautiful melodies. |
1 |
| Old Feller Splushie |
SpiP #004 - He's not what he seems.. Pat him and he gives you an exciting fact, but only once a day. |
1 |
| Omnitool Replica |
Looks cool. Solves nothing. Satisfies everything. |
1 |
| Perun's Group Chat Logs |
Just Perun yelling at Veles in all caps. Ends mid-rant. |
2 |
| Potion of Acceptable Social Interactions |
You know why. |
1 |
| Robe of Too Many Pockets |
You’ll lose everything, stylishly. |
1 |
| Scented Candle: Library Fuzz |
Smells like old books and slightly dusty comfort. |
1 |
| Sparkling Dagger |
Blindingly bedazzled to distract and mesmerize your sacrifices, or just to add a little bling for a fancy night out. |
1 |
| Ugly Flushmas Sweater 2025 |
There are so many names stitched into this sweater that it's become illegible. A sore for sight eyes. |
1 |
| Zarking Fardwangle Fizzbombs |
Explodes in your mouth. In a good way. Usually. |
1 |