| 9316 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Fairy Dust Pop Rocks |
Makes you sparkle. |
| Free Hugs |
Sometimes a good hug is very important. And so are you, friend. |
| Towering Lollipop |
Boasting a whopping 164cm (3 bald eagles and a coconut), the towering lollipop swirls towards the sky in a colorful spiral, with 58 different flavors and textures! |
| Eel Worship Tart |
The traditional holy dish of the Spiral Tower. Served and offered at every special event, birthday, holiday and sacrifice. Shall NOT be yucked, chucked or disrespected. 'Tis sacred. |
| Emotional Support |
There for you, friend. |
| Feels |
I feel you. I felt that. You feel me? All the feels. |
| Fabulous Bouquet |
Absolutley beautifully arranged bouquet. Anyone receiving one would surely be flattered. |
| Proper Gourmet Hotdog |
Hot DOG this was good. Great for any day of the week. |
| Sunday Sundae |
A declicious assortment of your favorite ice cream flavors, magically topped with your favorite toppings, if any. There's a special 'Tower' flavor, if you're so bold to try. |
| Great Tales of the Safari |
Jump into this epic adventure of action-packed safari madness and wicked fun animal facts! Written by Ye Olde Safariya Guie Scott! Better get it autographed! |
| How To Spiral 101 |
What is this place? What do the numbers mean? Help, I got flushed? Find weird answers for all your questions! |
| A Stiff Drink |
Damn, this is what I needed after the week I had. |
| Fancy Tea Cup |
Fine porcelain with beautiful hand-painted spirals and floral patterns with glittering golden details. Perfect for afternoon tea with old friends and unsuspecting newcomers. |
| Tongue-twisting Tome of Tenacious Tongues |
This tongue-in-cheek book, possibly mocking the writer’s almost perverse tendency to alliterate, is perfect for practicing your pronunciation or challenging your friends to a duel of diction. |
| Holiday Food Reviews |
A poignantly mouthwatering and absolutely accurate review of every restaurant, dish, and snack the Spiral Tower has to offer during holidays. Written by ReactsWithWords, the maestro of munch. |
| Colorful Spiral Lights |
Deck the halls, floors and your own window too - in these retro-styled and funky-colored little spiral lights! Very cheerful, super cozy. |
| Jingly Spiral Ornament |
A softly jingling golden little memento of celebrating Christmas 2024 in the Spiral Tower. |
| Spiral Herbs of Warmth |
A special selection of the finest seasonal spiral herbs, only harvested during Christmas-time. May cause extraordinary niceness and warm fuzzy feels when added to any dish, or sprinkled on a friend. |
| Ghost Stories |
Haunted tales from the Tower from ages past. Found hidden under the floorboards of that creepy room, you know the one. Oof, it's dusty! |