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The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Towering Tool Belt |
Holds all your essential Tower-tinkering-tools, such as your dagger, chloroform, cookies and rocks. |
| Tower Rations |
A tin of essentials; clump of fresh meat, 1 x celery cake, 1 x spiral baguette, box of "raisins", 1 x sippy-cup of sacrificial juice. |
| Sacrificial Wellies |
The finest rubber boots of the Spiral! Sure grip, silent, bloodproof, easy to wash and so strong, they're guaranteed to withstand slicing and stabbing. |
| The One Token |
Celebrated the One year anniversary of the Tower, took part in the sacrificial blood ritual and had some pie. |
| Spongy Dagger |
Shhh! It's foam! Don't tell anyone! Looks super real, and is handy when you're just not feelin' it and ain't really in a sacrificin' mood, but don't wanna be left out or a party pooper. |
| Electric Robe |
Shockingly blue and shines like lightning. Sparks randomly and emits a low electrical hum as you move. |
| Lembas Bread Batch |
Excellent for sustenance on long and straining journeys, like, climbing the Tower floors. Stays fresh for months and just a crumb will fill you. |
| Belt of Batarangs |
This utility belt comes fully stocked with all the gadgets a caped vigilante could need, from grappling hooks to bat-shaped boomerangs. |
| How To Be A Hunk |
Follow this simple 3-step plan into certain hunkhood and command the drools you deserve wherever you trot your hunky self! Written by the man DTI himself. Drool cup included, you're gonna need it. |