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The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Spider Silk Robe |
Indestructible and insanely light, let's you move like a shadow. Weaved by Spiralian Tower Spiders. |
| Pink Rockin' Robe |
Blindingy HOT pink velvet with an irresistibly silky lining and more pockets than you'll ever need! Perfect for collecting things and storing treasure. Turns into a pillow when needed. |
| Fancy Spiral Bouquet |
A stunning bouquet of gorgeous roses from the Tower gardens, colorful Spiral hydrangeas and scented hyacinths. |
| Bubble Robe |
How...how does it even stay together? The bubbles won't break. It's mesmerizing. |
| Handmade Card |
I made this with my own little hands, you couldn't wish for more! Fingerpaints, glitter and stickers galore! Hugs. |
| Cloak of Dramatic Billowing |
Just epic flair. Perfect for grand entrances and exits alike. |
| Portable Hole |
A hole in space-time. Where does it go? Nobody knows. |
| Tower Towel |
Just about the most massively useful thing that one can carry |
| Shield of Absolute Indifference |
Negates emotional damage. Does nothing against physical attacks. |
| Robe of Infinite Snacks |
Summon a snack at will! Beware: It is unclear where they come from. |
| Vault-Tec Lunchbox |
Contains randomized loot, sometimes confetti, sometimes bottle caps, sometimes… worse. |
| Potion of Minor Healing (Raspberry Flavor) |
Heals paper cuts, stubbed toes, and mild emotional damage. |
| Bottle of Mead of Poetry |
One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
| Robe of Too Many Pockets |
You’ll lose everything, stylishly. |
| Potion of Acceptable Social Interactions |
You know why. |
| Potion of False Confidence |
Good for karaoke and half-baked ideas. |
| Scroll of Petty Miracles |
Cures hiccups. Summons tiny rainclouds. |
| Scroll of Infinite To-Do Lists |
Tasks refill themselves. Truly cursed. |
| Scroll of Very Mild Revenge |
Mostly generates passive-aggressive Post-its. |
| Potion of Moderate Courage |
Face your inbox with only mild panic. |
| Scroll of Low-Level Banishment |
Great for mosquitos and minor annoyances, does not work on humans |
| Miniature Kraken-In-A-Jar |
Cuddly. Possibly vengeful. |
| Potion of Perfect Procrastination |
You’ll finally do nothing, absolutely flawlessly. |
| Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blaster |
Grants stealth by causing observers to momentarily forget your existence. |
| Suspiciously Sentient Sourdough |
Whispers secrets about your ancestors that you may or may not want to know. |
| Reapers Robe |
Smooth black velvet, lush orange silk lining. Enormous and ominous hood. Silver skull detailing. Endless pockets. Extra swooshy. |
| Ragnarök Insurance |
Can you afford not to buy it? |
| Don't Panic Danish |
Served on an artisanal sugar towel. |
| Jörmungandr Friendship Bracelet |
Elastic, shiny, slightly damp. Bites if removed improperly. |
| Disco Robe |
A mirrorball-like wonder. May cause spontaneous dance-offs, and marriage proposals. |
| Robe of Polychromatic Liberation |
Every color you were told not to wear. Wear them all! |
| Kinky Robe |
Uh.. Are you sure you want to wear that to this week's sacrifice? I mean, it's a bit risqué, no? You make it work though. |
| Black Velvet Robe |
Luxurious and rich velvet, silver trim, enormous hood and pockets, embroidered with your number. |
| Camouflage Robe |
Perfect for ambushing and stalking fresh meat in the hedge maze. Big hood, many pockets, waterproof. |
| Red Satin Robe |
Shiny, smooth and flowing, with medium pockets and a color that hides bloodstains perfectly. |
| Electric Robe |
Shockingly blue and shines like lightning. Sparks randomly and emits a low electrical hum as you move. |
| Cute Furry Robe |
Super warm and fuzzy, adorable ears on the hood, hidden pockets, embroidered with your number. |
| Sparkly Glitter Robe |
Shine brighter than your dagger! Multicolored sequins that change color according to your mood. Two pockets, fuzzy lining. |
| 400 Bad Request client Rooibos |
Sip. Malfunction. Repeat. |
| Luxurious Robe |
Made from the plushest velvet known to man, with gold trim and embroidered with your number. |
| Basic Black Robe |
Gets the job done, just like you. Built-in holster for your dagger, hidden pocket and light as a feather |
| Väinämöinen's Pick |
Plucks any instrument perfectly, most of the time, but makes you play Polka when it feels like it. |
| Ultimate Robe 9000 |
Shine. Stealth. Tassels. Pockets. Straps. Hooks. Gadgets. Power. Prestige. Glory. |
| Aubergine Robe x2 |
A plush purple color with a distinctive scent to it. Slight water-damage but hey, it's vintage, and it's fabulous! |
| Miniature Trojan Horse |
Ideal for surprise parties and minor betrayals. |
| Reversible Robe |
Dramatically sparkly and edgy on one side, soft and nap-friendly on the other. |
| Robe of Rain |
This rainbow colored meteorological robe that will alert you of incoming rain by singing the Gene Kelly hit 'I'm Singing in the Rain' for you and turning waterproof. Keeps you dry and provides you with a cup of tea whenever it rains. Two pockets, dagger holder, slippery feel. |
| Robe of Ruckus |
This shaggy robe is a pure delight! Huge hood with floppy ears, 25 hidden pockets, strange gadgets, trinkets and surprises which vary with each one of these robes. You kinda look like Scooby Doo! |
| Popy Robe |
Honesty, this might actually be an old pope's robe. White, purple and gold, fancy embroidery, a couple of pockets. Comes with holy water, golden slippers and a fancy hat too! |
| Hole |
A hole is a hole. You can put in anywhere. It scales in size. |