| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
27221o |
| 400 Bad Request client Rooibos |
Sip. Malfunction. Repeat. |
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| Aubergine Robe |
A plush purple color with a distinctive scent to it. Slight water-damage but hey, it's vintage, and it's fabulous! |
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| Basic Black Robe |
Gets the job done, just like you. Built-in holster for your dagger, hidden pocket and light as a feather |
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| Bioluminescent Robe |
Gives you that fungal glow, without the spores. Probably. |
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| Black Velvet Robe |
Luxurious and rich velvet, silver trim, enormous hood and pockets, embroidered with your number. |
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| Bottle of Mead of Poetry |
One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
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| Bubble Robe |
How...how does it even stay together? The bubbles won't break. It's mesmerizing. |
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| Camouflage Robe |
Perfect for ambushing and stalking fresh meat in the hedge maze. Big hood, many pockets, waterproof. |
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| Chrysalis Robe |
Makes you look like whoever you want to be. No refunds if you emerge weirder. |
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| Cloak of Dramatic Billowing |
Just epic flair. Perfect for grand entrances and exits alike. |
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| Cute Furry Robe |
Super warm and fuzzy, adorable ears on the hood, hidden pockets, embroidered with your number. |
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| Disco Robe |
A mirrorball-like wonder. May cause spontaneous dance-offs, and marriage proposals. |
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| Don't Panic Danish |
Served on an artisanal sugar towel. |
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| Electric Robe |
Shockingly blue and shines like lightning. Sparks randomly and emits a low electrical hum as you move. |
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| Fancy Spiral Bouquet |
A stunning bouquet of gorgeous roses from the Tower gardens, colorful Spiral hydrangeas and scented hyacinths. |
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| Free Hugs |
Sometimes a good hug is very important. And so are you, friend. |
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| Handmade Card |
I made this with my own little hands, you couldn't wish for more! Fingerpaints, glitter and stickers galore! Hugs. |
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| Hole |
A hole is a hole. You can put in anywhere. It scales in size. |
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| Ineffable Robe of Bureaucratic Invisibility |
Makes you entirely unnoticeable to any government agency. Including the tax office. |
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| Jörmungandr Friendship Bracelet |
Elastic, shiny, slightly damp. Bites if removed improperly. |
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| Kinky Robe |
Uh.. Are you sure you want to wear that to this week's sacrifice? I mean, it's a bit risqué, no? You make it work though. |
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| Luxurious Robe |
Made from the plushest velvet known to man, with gold trim and embroidered with your number. |
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| Miniature Kraken-In-A-Jar |
Cuddly. Possibly vengeful. |
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| Miniature Trojan Horse |
Ideal for surprise parties and minor betrayals. |
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| Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blaster |
Grants stealth by causing observers to momentarily forget your existence. |
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| Pink Rockin' Robe |
Blindingy HOT pink velvet with an irresistibly silky lining and more pockets than you'll ever need! Perfect for collecting things and storing treasure. Turns into a pillow when needed. |
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| Plush Pink Robe |
Embroidered with your number, beautiful sparkly tassels and BIG pockets - for your dagger, and such. |
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| Popy Robe |
Honesty, this might actually be an old pope's robe. White, purple and gold, fancy embroidery, a couple of pockets. Comes with holy water, golden slippers and a fancy hat too! |
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| Portable Hole |
A hole in space-time. Where does it go? Nobody knows. |
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| Potion of Acceptable Social Interactions |
You know why. |
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| Potion of False Confidence |
Good for karaoke and half-baked ideas. |
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| Potion of Minor Healing (Raspberry Flavor) |
Heals paper cuts, stubbed toes, and mild emotional damage. |
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| Potion of Moderate Courage |
Face your inbox with only mild panic. |
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| Potion of Perfect Procrastination |
You’ll finally do nothing, absolutely flawlessly. |
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| Prenta Prouty |
A perfectly geometrical rock, or sorts. The way you feel affects its color. |
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| Prixas Priony |
A strange, beautiful flower whose color depends on the angle you view it. |
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| Probo Praily |
A small, harmless creature with a beautiful shell. It's color reflects the weather. |
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| Ragnarök Insurance |
Can you afford not to buy it? |
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| Reapers Robe |
Smooth black velvet, lush orange silk lining. Enormous and ominous hood. Silver skull detailing. Endless pockets. Extra swooshy. |
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| Red Satin Robe |
Shiny, smooth and flowing, with medium pockets and a color that hides bloodstains perfectly. |
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| Reversible Robe |
Dramatically sparkly and edgy on one side, soft and nap-friendly on the other. |
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| Robe of Infinite Snacks |
Summon a snack at will! Beware: It is unclear where they come from. |
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| Robe of Polychromatic Liberation |
Every color you were told not to wear. Wear them all! |
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| Robe of Rain |
This rainbow colored meteorological robe that will alert you of incoming rain by singing the Gene Kelly hit 'I'm Singing in the Rain' for you and turning waterproof. Keeps you dry and provides you with a cup of tea whenever it rains. Two pockets, dagger holder, slippery feel. |
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| Robe of Ruckus |
This shaggy robe is a pure delight! Huge hood with floppy ears, 25 hidden pockets, strange gadgets, trinkets and surprises which vary with each one of these robes. You kinda look like Scooby Doo! |
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| Robe of Too Many Pockets |
You’ll lose everything, stylishly. |
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| Scroll of Infinite To-Do Lists |
Tasks refill themselves. Truly cursed. |
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| Scroll of Low-Level Banishment |
Great for mosquitos and minor annoyances, does not work on humans |
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| Scroll of Petty Miracles |
Cures hiccups. Summons tiny rainclouds. |
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| Scroll of Very Mild Revenge |
Mostly generates passive-aggressive Post-its. |
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| Shield of Absolute Indifference |
Negates emotional damage. Does nothing against physical attacks. |
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| Sinewy Spiral Sweets |
Crafted in the old laboratory, our mad scientists have finally done it! They've perfected the plag...the, perfect way to make sweets out of...meats! Yum! |
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| Soothing Spiral Tea |
A bag of the tastiest blend from the Spiral gardens. Hints of spiralian roses, turnips, mustard and steel. You'll be surprised how soothing it is! |
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| Sparkly Glitter Robe |
Shine brighter than your dagger! Multicolored sequins that change color according to your mood. Two pockets, fuzzy lining. |
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| Spider Silk Robe |
Indestructible and insanely light, let's you move like a shadow. Weaved by Spiralian Tower Spiders. |
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| Starlight Robe |
Legally classified as a minor celestial body in 3 jurisdictions. |
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| Suspiciously Sentient Sourdough |
Whispers secrets about your ancestors that you may or may not want to know. |
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| Teal Silk Robe |
Shiniest Spiralian silk, golden trim, a wonderfully large hood, embroidered with your number. |
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| Tower Towel |
Just about the most massively useful thing that one can carry |
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| Ultimate Robe 9000 |
Shine. Stealth. Tassels. Pockets. Straps. Hooks. Gadgets. Power. Prestige. Glory. |
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| Vault-Tec Lunchbox |
Contains randomized loot, sometimes confetti, sometimes bottle caps, sometimes… worse. |
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| Väinämöinen's Pick |
Plucks any instrument perfectly, most of the time, but makes you play Polka when it feels like it. |
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