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The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Spider Silk Robe |
Indestructible and insanely light, let's you move like a shadow. Weaved by Spiralian Tower Spiders. |
| Pink Rockin' Robe |
Blindingy HOT pink velvet with an irresistibly silky lining and more pockets than you'll ever need! Perfect for collecting things and storing treasure. Turns into a pillow when needed. |
| Fancy Spiral Bouquet |
A stunning bouquet of gorgeous roses from the Tower gardens, colorful Spiral hydrangeas and scented hyacinths. |
| Bubble Robe |
How...how does it even stay together? The bubbles won't break. It's mesmerizing. |
| Handmade Card |
I made this with my own little hands, you couldn't wish for more! Fingerpaints, glitter and stickers galore! Hugs. |
| Cloak of Dramatic Billowing |
Just epic flair. Perfect for grand entrances and exits alike. |
| Portable Hole |
A hole in space-time. Where does it go? Nobody knows. |
| Tower Towel |
Just about the most massively useful thing that one can carry |
| Shield of Absolute Indifference |
Negates emotional damage. Does nothing against physical attacks. |
| Robe of Infinite Snacks |
Summon a snack at will! Beware: It is unclear where they come from. |
| Vault-Tec Lunchbox |
Contains randomized loot, sometimes confetti, sometimes bottle caps, sometimes… worse. |
| Potion of Minor Healing (Raspberry Flavor) |
Heals paper cuts, stubbed toes, and mild emotional damage. |
| Bottle of Mead of Poetry |
One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
| Robe of Too Many Pockets |
You’ll lose everything, stylishly. |
| Potion of Acceptable Social Interactions |
You know why. |
| Potion of False Confidence |
Good for karaoke and half-baked ideas. |
| Scroll of Petty Miracles |
Cures hiccups. Summons tiny rainclouds. |
| Scroll of Infinite To-Do Lists |
Tasks refill themselves. Truly cursed. |
| Scroll of Very Mild Revenge |
Mostly generates passive-aggressive Post-its. |
| Potion of Moderate Courage |
Face your inbox with only mild panic. |
| Scroll of Low-Level Banishment |
Great for mosquitos and minor annoyances, does not work on humans |