| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
31749o |
| Rainbow doughnuts |
"Packet of six delicious rainbow doughnuts. Eating one might make you gay. If you're already gay, they might either make you straight and/or even more gay. If you're bisexual, well that's anyone's guess and god(s) help you! High in cholesterol. No refunds." |
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| Pack of three soaps |
"Three luxury bars of soap - Lavender, Rose, Naval Supremacy. You know they're extra fancy because they've got petals in them. Well, maybe not the latter - best not ask what those bits are. Perfect for the recently-flushed and the Rear Admiral in your life. Go and have a wash you stinky so-and-so." |
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| Prixas Priony |
A strange, beautiful flower whose color depends on the angle you view it. |
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| Probo Praily |
A small, harmless creature with a beautiful shell. It's color reflects the weather. |
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| Bottle of Mead of Poetry |
One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
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| Cover Art |
Use it for your next project. |
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| A Date with Destiny |
She hates the holidays, but maybe you'll be the person to change her mind. |
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| Soothing Squish |
Sometimes all you need is a good squish. Transforms to any sort of squish of your liking. |
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| Bag of Spiral Delight |
This delicious assortment of candy includes: sour spirals, liquorice towers, DTI's dynamites, marshmallow Ma'ams, flushdrops, sinful squishies, bibble bubbles, musky mulberries, gummy snakes, salty daggers, tooting potatoes and fizzy frogs. |
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| Sunscreen That Smells Like Confidence |
SPF 50 and ego boost included. |
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| Cow Says Splushie |
SpiP #238 - The most beautiful bovine of the Tower; cuddly, fluffy, and with lots to say (a gentle boop will do the trick!). Can fly, can write, can't read though. Definitely BFF material! Moo. |
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| Endless Spud Splushie |
SpiP #101 - PO-TA-TOES! The goodest little squishy spud. Very apeeling. Don't dip him in yogurt, please. |
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| Spider Silk Robe |
Indestructible and insanely light, let's you move like a shadow. Weaved by Spiralian Tower Spiders. |
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| Veles' Beard Oil |
Enhances charm and plausible deniability. |
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| Robe of Polychromatic Liberation |
Every color you were told not to wear. Wear them all! |
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| Ragnarök Insurance |
Can you afford not to buy it? |
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| Porcelain Cup of Unrealistic Physics |
Will not shatter when dropped. |
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| Golem Carving Kit |
Assemble your own emotional support rock. |
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| 5-pack of Underwear |
Good quality. Some packs come with a secret tie-dye pair. |
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| Scroll of Low-Level Banishment |
Great for mosquitos and minor annoyances, does not work on humans |
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| Potion of Moderate Courage |
Face your inbox with only mild panic. |
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| Zeus' Lightning-Forged Grill Set |
Nothing cooks like divine smiting. |
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| Tower Towel |
Just about the most massively useful thing that one can carry |
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| Potion of Minor Healing (Raspberry Flavor) |
Heals paper cuts, stubbed toes, and mild emotional damage. |
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| Pizza Carpet |
A lovely, big and round carpet that looks exactly like a pizza. Who wouldn't want this? |
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| Glittering Gloves of Gripping and Grabbing Attention |
These gloves not only give you a firm grip on stuff and things, in general, but also draw attention with their eye-catching sequin design. Matching it with the Cloak of Concealment will make you an ordinary amount of memorable. |
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| Spiral Herbs of Warmth |
A special selection of the finest seasonal spiral herbs, only harvested during Christmas-time. May cause extraordinary niceness and warm fuzzy feels when added to any dish, or sprinkled on a friend. |
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| Cliffy's Festive Froggies |
It is FLUSHmas, my dudes. |
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| Jolly Dagger |
An ornamental double-edged dagger with a gilded blade, red handle, and a big jinglebell-pommel. The double edge makes it perfect for carving ham, cutting up gingerbreadmen and slicing cheeses. Merry daggering! |
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| Spicy Spiral Ham |
A scrumptious ham made from the freshest meat the Tower has to offer, with a spicy rub. Mmm. |
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| Extreme Backpack |
You've never seen a backpack like this! It looks SO cool and it fits...everything. Yes, literally EVERYTHING. Don't ask how. There might be a time-space continuum in there. |
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| Hunky DTI Poster |
Adorn your floor with this rare and smoldering vintage poster of the Master of the Tower. Droolcup not included. |
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| Pink Rockin' Robe |
Blindingy HOT pink velvet with an irresistibly silky lining and more pockets than you'll ever need! Perfect for collecting things and storing treasure. Turns into a pillow when needed. |
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| Magicked Notebook |
When you look at a page, it transcribes the notes you want to take automatically. Sometimes it's a little eager, though, and will write down stuff you wanted to keep secret. |
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| Time |
Time is money. |
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| Sandals of Swift Strides and Stylish Stomps |
Whether you're running late or strutting your stuff on the catwalk, these have you covered! They change color depending on your mood. |
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| Sexy Sinjury Poster |
Depicts sauce being poured over a bunch of tentacles on a bed of rice. |
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| Hunky Bibbleskit Poster |
As requested by DTI! |
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| Old Feller Splushie |
SpiP #004 - He's not what he seems.. Pat him and he gives you an exciting fact, but only once a day. |
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| Jar of Licorice (Empty) |
There is no more licorice. Only sadness remains. |
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| Bag o' Tricks |
Full of nefarious goodies. Maybe it has something that will help you steal an item off of someone else. |
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| Muscle Suit |
So strong. Very fierce. Kick ass and YEET names |
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