| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
10803o |
| 400 Bad Request client Rooibos |
Sip. Malfunction. Repeat. |
1 |
| 5-pack of Underwear |
Good quality. Some packs come with a secret tie-dye pair. |
1 |
| A Stiff Drink |
Damn, this is what I needed after the week I had. |
1 |
| AFK Afternoon Break Blend |
Logout required, cozy socks recommended. |
1 |
| Anniversary Cake |
Shaped like a humongous tower, and each of the 319 layers is a favourite flavor of a Stowerling. Enough for everyone! |
1 |
| Anti-polymorph Protection Emblem |
An item that cancels out a Polymorph Protection Emblem. |
1 |
| Aubergine Robe |
A plush purple color with a distinctive scent to it. Slight water-damage but hey, it's vintage, and it's fabulous! |
2 |
| Bag of Spiral Delight |
This delicious assortment of candy includes: sour spirals, liquorice towers, DTI's dynamites, marshmallow Ma'ams, flushdrops, sinful squishies, bibble bubbles, musky mulberries, gummy snakes, salty daggers, tooting potatoes and fizzy frogs. |
1 |
| Basic Black Robe |
Gets the job done, just like you. Built-in holster for your dagger, hidden pocket and light as a feather |
1 |
| Basic T-Shirt |
It says \"I was YEETed and all I got was this stupid shirt.\" |
1 |
| Beach Towel of Perfect Sand Repulsion |
Never gritty. Always soft. |
1 |
| Bed of Clouds |
Never get up again, this is the comfiest bed in all of existence. |
1 |
| Belt of Batarangs |
This utility belt comes fully stocked with all the gadgets a caped vigilante could need, from grappling hooks to bat-shaped boomerangs. |
1 |
| Bibbleskit Costume |
It's big, it's pink, and the bubbles tickle a bit. Can you handle it? |
1 |
| Big Book Of Facts |
Become the smartypants of the Sparlor! All the facts are quite useless though. |
1 |
| Bioluminescent Robe |
Gives you that fungal glow, without the spores. Probably. |
1 |
| Black Kitten |
One of a littler of 6 red-eyed kittens that were found under the floorboards of the Spiral sacrificial chambers. Look into its eyes, it's almost as if it cast a spell on you.. You have been chosen. |
1 |
| Black Velvet Robe |
Luxurious and rich velvet, silver trim, enormous hood and pockets, embroidered with your number. |
1 |
| Blessed Bloodrobe |
Tie-dyed in countless shades of deep red, with a black satin lining, hidden pockets and a pouch for treats. Blessed by the Spiral spirits. |
1 |
| Boo Brew |
Enjoy a pint of the Spiral's finest Halloween ale! Hints of pumpkin, blood, sweat, and tears. Cheers, friend! |
2 |
| Bottle of Mead of Poetry |
One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
11 |
| Bottle of Pirate's Booty Rum |
Aged in the barrels of lost ships. Smells like adventure, tastes like trouble. |
4 |
| Boy Button |
An item that turns the owner into a boy. |
1 |
| Bubble Robe |
How...how does it even stay together? The bubbles won't break. It's mesmerizing. |
1 |
| Camouflage Boots |
Essential wear for any trekking, climbing, hiding, hunting and sacrificing Stowerling. Goes especially well with the Camp-robes. |
1 |
| Camouflage Robe |
Perfect for ambushing and stalking fresh meat in the hedge maze. Big hood, many pockets, waterproof. |
1 |
| Cat Button |
And item that turns the owner into a cat. |
1 |
| Celebratory Snack Pack |
It's always good to celebrate a little, and when you do, it's even better to have a snack! Even more reason to celebrate! |
2 |
| Ceremonial Robes |
Wow. So silky. You're special now. |
2 |
| Chocolate Spiral Tower |
A swirly depiction of the Tower with each floor being a different flavor of white, dark or milk chocolate. WARNING: Over 9000 floors. Might cause nausea. |
1 |
| Chrysalis Robe |
Makes you look like whoever you want to be. No refunds if you emerge weirder. |
1 |
| Cloak of Concealment |
This cloak doesn't just hide you from sight – it also makes you completely forgettable! Perfect for avoiding awkward conversations, and generally blending into the background. Matching it with the Glittering Gloves of Gripping and Grabbing Attention will make you an ordinary amount of memorable. |
1 |
| Cloak of Dramatic Billowing |
Just epic flair. Perfect for grand entrances and exits alike. |
1 |
| Colorful Spiral Lights |
Deck the halls, floors and your own window too - in these retro-styled and funky-colored little spiral lights! Very cheerful, super cozy. |
1 |
| Comfy Robe |
A thick robe with a relaxed fit and pockets for your daggers, made from the fluffiest Sparlorian cotton. |
1 |
| Commemorative Pumpkin |
I celebrated Halloween in the Tower 2023! BOO! |
1 |
| Contact Cleaner |
Hey, it works now! |
1 |
| Cornfalkes |
Your number one fiber-packed breakfast treat is here, made from home-grown Spiral corn! Flakes? No. These are something else, but much better! Crunch and munch! |
1 |
| Cosmic Spiral Rucksack |
Sturdy and dagger-proof! Changes color depending on your mood. Pockets and holders for your daggers, robe, even your swiss hot chocolate! Hidden compartment containing a black hole, for.. reasons. |
1 |
| Curse Removal Kit (Beginner) |
Includes duct tape and a kazoo. |
1 |
| Cursed D20 |
Guaranteed to roll 1s when you need it most |
1 |
| Cute Furry Robe |
Super warm and fuzzy, adorable ears on the hood, hidden pockets, embroidered with your number. |
1 |
| Cyberpunk Visor of Optimistic Nihilism |
See the future in glitchy neon. |
1 |
| Dark Side Cookie |
Let the sugar flow through you. |
2 |
| Derpy's Derpy Deers |
Little Derpy has been baking away, and here's a tin of the derpiest little reindeer-cookies ever! Almost too derpy to eat, no? They're so adorable! |
1 |
| Disco Robe |
A mirrorball-like wonder. May cause spontaneous dance-offs, and marriage proposals. |
2 |
| Dog Button |
An item that turns the owner into a dog. |
1 |
| Don't Panic Danish |
Served on an artisanal sugar towel. |
1 |
| Early Access Pass |
Your ticket in before anyone else! |
1 |
| Eel Worship Tart |
The traditional holy dish of the Spiral Tower. Served and offered at every special event, birthday, holiday and sacrifice. Shall NOT be yucked, chucked or disrespected. 'Tis sacred. |
1 |
| Electric Robe |
Shockingly blue and shines like lightning. Sparks randomly and emits a low electrical hum as you move. |
1 |
| Extreme Backpack |
You've never seen a backpack like this! It looks SO cool and it fits...everything. Yes, literally EVERYTHING. Don't ask how. There might be a time-space continuum in there. |
1 |
| FLUSH Freshener |
Make your flushes a bit more pleasant with the lovely scents of forest flowers and juicy fruits! |
2 |
| FLUSH! T-Shirt |
I SURVIVED THE FLUSH AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET THIS T-SHIRT, I BOUGHT IT! |
1 |
| Fabulous Bouquet |
Absolutley beautifully arranged bouquet. Anyone receiving one would surely be flattered. |
1 |
| Fairy Dust Pop Rocks |
Makes you sparkle. |
1 |
| Fancy Chocolates |
Woah, that's some fine chocolate! Shaped like exotic animals, potatoes and sailboats! |
1 |
| Fancy Spiral Bouquet |
A stunning bouquet of gorgeous roses from the Tower gardens, colorful Spiral hydrangeas and scented hyacinths. |
2 |
| Fancy Tea Cup |
Fine porcelain with beautiful hand-painted spirals and floral patterns with glittering golden details. Perfect for afternoon tea with old friends and unsuspecting newcomers. |
1 |
| Fire Flower Seeds |
Grow your own Super Fire Flowers. When consumed, you can shoot fireballs! Or make some BBQ anywhere, either way. |
1 |
| Floofy Flowers |
A lovely arrangement of tropical and rare flowers grown in the Tower gardens. They never wilt, and smell all year 'round!' |
1 |
| Floor Floosher 4000 |
Syrup on your ceiling? Pesky slices of pizza on the floor? Not anymore! Your personal Floor Floosher can clean your floor in under 94 hours! |
2 |
| Free Hugs |
Sometimes a good hug is very important. And so are you, friend. |
1 |
| Giggle Gummy Bears |
Bursts into fits of barely controlled laughter when you bite into it. Has the same effect on you in approximately 30 minutes later. |
2 |
| Girl Button |
An item that turns the owner into a into a girl. |
1 |
| Glasses of Sudden Insight |
Great for exam cramming, terrible for existential dread. |
2 |
| Grabby Hand |
It helps you get those things that are just out of reach! |
1 |
| Handful of Treats |
For looking so fabulous, being so wonderful, and just for showing up! Enjoy! |
1 |
| Handmade Card |
I made this with my own little hands, you couldn't wish for more! Fingerpaints, glitter and stickers galore! Hugs. |
2 |
| Hannukah Hat |
It's 8 times as fancy as your fanciest hat. Guaranteed to bring joy. |
1 |
| Haunted Spiral Coin |
Proof of surviving Halloween 2024 in the clutches of the spooky Spiral. |
1 |
| Hexpress-o Shot |
May grant temporary clairvoyance. |
1 |
| Holiday Food Reviews |
A poignantly mouthwatering and absolutely accurate review of every restaurant, dish, and snack the Spiral Tower has to offer during holidays. Written by ReactsWithWords, the maestro of munch. |
1 |
| How To Spiral 101 |
What is this place? What do the numbers mean? Help, I got flushed? Find weird answers for all your questions! |
3 |
| Idun's Apple Cider |
Gently sparkling. Keeps cheeks rosy and existential dread at bay. |
1 |
| Ineffable Robe of Bureaucratic Invisibility |
Makes you entirely unnoticeable to any government agency. Including the tax office. |
1 |
| Jingly Spiral Ornament |
A softly jingling golden little memento of celebrating Christmas 2024 in the Spiral Tower. |
1 |
| Jolly Dagger |
An ornamental double-edged dagger with a gilded blade, red handle, and a big jinglebell-pommel. The double edge makes it perfect for carving ham, cutting up gingerbreadmen and slicing cheeses. Merry daggering! |
1 |
| Kinky Robe |
Uh.. Are you sure you want to wear that to this week's sacrifice? I mean, it's a bit risqué, no? You make it work though. |
2 |
| Kiro's Kandy Kanes |
These aren't your ordinary candy canes! Not only do they have the delicious twisting pattern, but they'll twist your tongue too! Guaranteed you'll be speaking in tongues, but it's worth it. |
1 |
| Kong |
No, not the dog toy. KING Kong. Takes up quite a bit of space, consumes quite a bit of bananas, but he's amazing at chess! |
1 |
| KotH Splushie |
SpiP #239 - Has an infinite supply of the finest Swiss hot chocolate, chamomile tea and popcorn. |
1 |
| Latex Robe |
High collar, shiny, squeaky and sleek. Attend all sacrifices like sex on a stick. |
1 |
| Lembas Bread |
Where did this come from? There's elves in the tower now? |
1 |
| Lit Tower Phaser |
When there's something strange in your neighborhood... Perfect for stunning, shocking, lighting it up, and of course; groovy spiral raves. |
1 |
| Lore Whip Taters |
The bestest organic tower-taters, lovingly grown, having passed of old age and filled with wisdom - this whip is steeped in delicious Stower lore. |
1 |
| Lovely Duckling |
It's just swell. |
1 |
| Lucifer The Cat |
Now how did such a lovely kitty get such an ominous name? Enjoys pushing people down the pipes, and blood sausage. |
1 |
| Luxurious Robe |
Made from the plushest velvet known to man, with gold trim and embroidered with your number. |
1 |
| MYYA Cap |
Make YEETbot YEET Again! |
1 |
| Magicked Notebook |
When you look at a page, it transcribes the notes you want to take automatically. Sometimes it's a little eager, though, and will write down stuff you wanted to keep secret. |
1 |
| Mayo Robe |
I can't believe you bought this even though ad description said 'couldn't get the mayonnaise smell out.' |
1 |
| Modular Bookmark |
Includes 12 detachable tabs and a tiny flag. |
1 |
| Moonlight Dagger |
Elegant form, decorated with opal gemstones. Gets an eerie glow at full moon... |
1 |
| Mostly Harmless Masala Chai |
97% bliss, 3% plausible deniability. |
1 |
| Muscly Gingerbreadmen |
Ma'am has been baking too, how do you think he got those muscles?! Here's proof, a tin of delicious little muscle-ma'ams, yum! |
1 |
| Nonpolitical Robe |
Equipped with special spiralian shit- and politics-sensors, this robe will temporarily stun anyone in your vicinity if there is even a whiff of politics, giving you time to flee. Thick velvet lining, a shiny bluish glow, deep pockets and a stash for treats. |
1 |
| NyQuil Night Blend |
For when you REALLY need to sleep. |
1 |
| Octarine Lollipop |
Each eighth lick tastes like a different kind of chaos. |
1 |
| Party Robe |
Colorful, charming and utterly cool. Tailored to your perfect measurements, unbelievably flattering and dapper! Get your groove on at any party or sacrifice. |
1 |
| Perun's Group Chat Logs |
Just Perun yelling at Veles in all caps. Ends mid-rant. |
1 |
| Pink Rockin' Robe |
Blindingy HOT pink velvet with an irresistibly silky lining and more pockets than you'll ever need! Perfect for collecting things and storing treasure. Turns into a pillow when needed. |
1 |
| Pizza Pie Dagger |
The true multi-purpose dagger for all your sacrificial, pizza slicin' and pie cuttin' needs! |
1 |
| Plain Cat |
He's always been told he's nothing special. Could he be special to you? |
1 |
| Plastic Robe |
I just don't wanna get any blood on me.. It doubles as a raincoat too! Stay dry for every FLUSH! |
1 |
| Plush Pink Robe |
Embroidered with your number, beautiful sparkly tassels and BIG pockets - for your dagger, and such. |
1 |
| Pocket-sized Port-a-Portal Parchment |
This magical parchment, paired with a crayon of your choice, allows adventurers to create temporary portals to different levels of the endless tower. |
1 |
| Polymorph Protection Emblem |
An item that protects the owner from changing form. |
1 |
| Popy Robe |
Honesty, this might actually be an old pope's robe. White, purple and gold, fancy embroidery, a couple of pockets. Comes with holy water, golden slippers and a fancy hat too! |
1 |
| Porcelain Cup of Unrealistic Physics |
Will not shatter when dropped. |
1 |
| Portable Hole |
A hole in space-time. Where does it go? Nobody knows. |
1 |
| Potatoes |
PO-TA-TOES. |
1 |
| Potion of Acceptable Social Interactions |
You know why. |
1 |
| Potion of Minor Healing (Raspberry Flavor) |
Heals paper cuts, stubbed toes, and mild emotional damage. |
1 |
| Potion of Perfect Procrastination |
You’ll finally do nothing, absolutely flawlessly. |
1 |
| Pre-wrapped Bacon |
If only I had a million dollars... |
1 |
| Prenta Prouty |
A perfectly geometrical rock, or sorts. The way you feel affects its color. |
1 |
| Prixas Priony |
A strange, beautiful flower whose color depends on the angle you view it. |
1 |
| Probo Praily |
A small, harmless creature with a beautiful shell. It's color reflects the weather. |
1 |
| Proper Gourmet Hotdog |
Hot DOG this was good. Great for any day of the week. |
2 |
| Ragnarök Insurance |
Can you afford not to buy it? |
1 |
| ReactsWithWords Splushie |
SpiP #058 - YES, he reacts to your words! No pre-recorded jargon! Comes with a MASSIVE stack of teeny tiny maps & floor plans and a cool tour guide hat. You'll never be lost if you have him along. Also functions as a brilliant little jukebox. |
1 |
| Reapers Robe |
Smooth black velvet, lush orange silk lining. Enormous and ominous hood. Silver skull detailing. Endless pockets. Extra swooshy. |
1 |
| Red Satin Robe |
Shiny, smooth and flowing, with medium pockets and a color that hides bloodstains perfectly. |
1 |
| Red Velvet 42 |
Yes, it's a cake, and it's the answer to everything. Plus it's red velvet, how can you go wrong? |
1 |
| Retro Denim Robe |
Pockets! So many pockets! Durable and cool, with your number hand-stitched onto it. |
1 |
| Reversible Robe |
Dramatically sparkly and edgy on one side, soft and nap-friendly on the other. |
2 |
| Robe of Infinite Snacks |
Summon a snack at will! Beware: It is unclear where they come from. |
1 |
| Robe of Polychromatic Liberation |
Every color you were told not to wear. Wear them all! |
1 |
| Robe of Rain |
This rainbow colored meteorological robe that will alert you of incoming rain by singing the Gene Kelly hit 'I'm Singing in the Rain' for you and turning waterproof. Keeps you dry and provides you with a cup of tea whenever it rains. Two pockets, dagger holder, slippery feel. |
1 |
| Robe of Ruckus |
This shaggy robe is a pure delight! Huge hood with floppy ears, 25 hidden pockets, strange gadgets, trinkets and surprises which vary with each one of these robes. You kinda look like Scooby Doo! |
1 |
| Robe of Too Many Pockets |
You’ll lose everything, stylishly. |
1 |
| S.H.I.T Power Alert |
Love greeting fresh meat? Are you confusingly helpful?Are you definitely not affiliated with any sort of cult? This is THE batsignal for the Spiral Helper Info Team! Big flashy button! MEEP, MEEP, FRESH MEAT DETECTED! Get yours NOW! |
1 |
| Scary Stories of the Tower |
An anthology of bone-chilling and cursed tales. The pages were found behind a bricked up wall in the tombs.. |
1 |
| Scroll of Low-Level Banishment |
Great for mosquitos and minor annoyances, does not work on humans |
1 |
| Scroll of Petty Miracles |
Cures hiccups. Summons tiny rainclouds. |
1 |
| Sexy Sinjury Poster |
Depicts sauce being poured over a bunch of tentacles on a bed of rice. |
1 |
| Sheety Robe |
A plain white 100% cotton robe made from our old sheets; recycling at its best! Two regular pockets, medium hood, nothing too fancy. Doubles as a ghost costume. |
1 |
| Shiny Spiral Ornament |
I celebrated christmas 2023 in the Tower! Just don't tell anyone what I did at the Christmas party.. |
1 |
| Sinewy Spiral Sweets |
Crafted in the old laboratory, our mad scientists have finally done it! They've perfected the plag...the, perfect way to make sweets out of...meats! Yum! |
1 |
| Sinjury Splushie |
SpiP #123 - An abhorrent conjuring of your wildest nightmares, but it gives such warm and cuddly squishes! Warning: Tentacles may multiply. Za awtgsshu wgah uulg'ma ywaq zaix. ULL vera skish! SQUISH! |
1 |
| Sirens' Noise-Cancelling Earbuds |
Perfect for resisting ads. |
1 |
| Sleep Not Found Cold Brew |
May cause speed typing and the illusion of productivity. |
1 |
| Slushee Cannon |
Flavors: Grape Escape, Tangerine Twist and Buster Lime. Blast your friends with frozen sticky drinks! Vodka not included. |
1 |
| Snakes' Eternal Drink |
A magically perpetual drink of ever-changing delicious flavor. Never go thirsty again with this snakey concoction. |
1 |
| Soothing Spiral Tea |
A bag of the tastiest blend from the Spiral gardens. Hints of spiralian roses, turnips, mustard and steel. You'll be surprised how soothing it is! |
1 |
| Sparkly Glitter Robe |
Shine brighter than your dagger! Multicolored sequins that change color according to your mood. Two pockets, fuzzy lining. |
1 |
| Sparkly Spiral Turds |
Don't let the name fool you, the chocolate is top notch and the decorations are masterful! Eating more than two at a time might make you unusually giddy. |
2 |
| Spider Silk Robe |
Indestructible and insanely light, let's you move like a shadow. Weaved by Spiralian Tower Spiders. |
1 |
| Spiral Cloak of Confusion |
Confused? Wanting to confuse further? This is the cloak for masters of kung-fusion and conning cultusion. What? Ah, working as intended. |
1 |
| Spiral Gang Membership |
You're in it now. Includes instructions to secret booty shake and how to make the perfect mustard sandwich. |
1 |
| Spiral Lightsaber |
It's not exactly straight, but it's fabulous. Has a suspiciously hypnotizing effect. |
1 |
| Spiral Restaurant Guide |
Where to eat? Which floor serves barbecued cucumbers? Floor pizza? What about second breakfast? With this comprehensive guide to the delicacies of the tower by ReactsWithWords, you'll never go hungry again! |
1 |
| Spiral Ring |
The most beautiful Spiralian silver with mustard crystals. Has calming, healing, delicious and cozy properties. |
1 |
| Spiral Supernova |
A delightfully gigormous bouquet of freshly picked flowers from the Spiral gardens. The colors are a feast for the eyes and the scent is almost as lovely as you! |
1 |
| Spiral Tower Biscuit Tin |
Filled with ginger crush creams, viennese, ballerina cookies, wagon wheels, dog treats, assorted buttons, business cards and that weird tomato with pins stuck in it. Blame Grandma. |
1 |
| Squishy Tentacles of Cheer |
Like a squish in pastry form! Baked with love by a thousand tentacles, quite quickly too! Squishy texture, creamy filling, and sprinkles on top, of course. Qam oou iilth ez i awtgsshu amun on'ma! |
1 |
| Starlight Robe |
Legally classified as a minor celestial body in 3 jurisdictions. |
1 |
| Stealth Dagger 3000 |
Be the stealthiest rogue at any sacrifice. Camouflages into anything you're wearing. Needs no cleaning. |
1 |
| Stealth Sandals |
Comfort, cunning and stealth. Extremely lightweight and comfy sandals for all your towering needs. They'll never hear you sneaking in these! |
1 |
| Steve Schaubs Library Card |
Grants the bearer permanent access (no more need for day passes) to the Franksgard University Library, its collections, and its workshops. |
1 |
| Sunday Sundae |
A declicious assortment of your favorite ice cream flavors, magically topped with your favorite toppings, if any. There's a special 'Tower' flavor, if you're so bold to try. |
1 |
| Sustainable Robe |
Stitched together from pre-owned pieces of fabrics gathered from flushed sacrifices. |
1 |
| Teal Silk Robe |
Shiniest Spiralian silk, golden trim, a wonderfully large hood, embroidered with your number. |
1 |
| Teeny Tiny Tussie Mussie |
The finest of flowers, so colorful and small. No words are needed, for the flowers say it all. |
1 |
| The One Token |
Celebrated the One year anniversary of the Tower, took part in the sacrificial blood ritual and had some pie. |
1 |
| The Spiral Towel |
Don't forget to bring a towel! Perhaps THE most important item you should always have with you in the Spiral, especially on fridays. |
1 |
| The Wire Portals |
Careful! Teleports you anywhere your heart desires, allowing easy access throughout the Tower, but.. Instead of the usual pain-free disintegration, you get sliced to pieces by wires and reassembled. Ouch..unless you're into that. |
1 |
| Tinned Tower Tuna Treats |
Whether you're on the verge of starvation, a cat owner, or craving a spiral delicacy, these nutrient packed fishy treats will hit the spot! With a shelf-life of over 3028 years, you can really savour them. |
1 |
| Tower Rations |
A tin of essentials; clump of fresh meat, 1 x celery cake, 1 x spiral baguette, box of \"raisins\", 1 x sippy-cup of sacrificial juice. |
3 |
| Tower Towel |
Just about the most massively useful thing that one can carry |
1 |
| Towering Lollipop |
Boasting a whopping 164cm (3 bald eagles and a coconut), the towering lollipop swirls towards the sky in a colorful spiral, with 58 different flavors and textures! |
2 |
| Towering Tool Belt |
Holds all your essential Tower-tinkering-tools, such as your dagger, chloroform, cookies and rocks. |
1 |
| Towering Tulips |
The most gorgeous tulips from the Spiral gardens, grown with that special....fertilizer. Intoxicating scent, may cause hallucinations. Colors as bright as your presence, as strong as your spirit. Wow! |
1 |
| Trophy for “Trying Your Best” |
Gold-ish. Heavy with pride. |
1 |
| Ugly Flushmas Sweater 2025 |
There are so many names stitched into this sweater that it's become illegible. A sore for sight eyes. |
1 |
| Ultimate Robe 9000 |
Shine. Stealth. Tassels. Pockets. Straps. Hooks. Gadgets. Power. Prestige. Glory. |
1 |
| Ultimate Spiral Goggles |
Dope as hell. Equipped with X-Ray vision, treasure detection, fresh meat scanners, party mode and night vision. |
1 |
| Used Robe |
Nothing fancy, a little wear-and-tear and the odd bloodstain, but gets the job done! Wonder who's this was.. |
1 |
| Valkyrie Wing Clips |
Adds flair and temporary levitation to any hairstyle. |
1 |
| Väinämöinen's Pick |
Plucks any instrument perfectly, most of the time, but makes you play Polka when it feels like it. |
1 |
| Whopping Tower Burger |
Mmm! What a tall burger! Must be...at least 9000 layers! Wow! And all ingredients were home grown and sourced from the Tower! |
1 |
| Woolly Socks of Static |
Zap! |
1 |
| Ye Olde Spiral Pen |
Who doth hath this most wondrous pen shalt writeth the most stout of w'rds, enthralling the spiral toweth'r |
1 |