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The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Electric Robe |
Shockingly blue and shines like lightning. Sparks randomly and emits a low electrical hum as you move. |
| Rude Sarcastic Splushie |
SpiP #111 - Don't worry, he's actually super sweet. Carries a suspicious box of spiders with him. |
| Relaxants |
Delightfully relaxing. Suddenly everything is wonderful. |
| Cozy Blanket |
So fluffy and warm with a Spiral pattern. And it turns into a cape too! |
| Chunky Fruitbat |
A loyal and witty companion, as long as he's well fed. Especially enjoys papayas and mackinaw peaches. If not...there will be blood. |
| Sexy Sinjury Poster x2 |
Depicts sauce being poured over a bunch of tentacles on a bed of rice. |
| Canadian Dick Scott Splushie |
SpiP #040 - He may not be Canadian. He may not be a dick. He may not even be a Scott, but he has a flapping PacMan-like head and dreams of dragonballs! |
| Towering Heels |
Strut the Tower in style with these gorgeous heels that will go with everything, even blood - which will make them sparkle. Secret dagger hidden in heel. |
| Giggle Gummy Bears |
Bursts into fits of barely controlled laughter when you bite into it. Has the same effect on you in approximately 30 minutes later. |
| Emotional Support |
There for you, friend. |
| Bubble Robe |
How...how does it even stay together? The bubbles won't break. It's mesmerizing. |
| Floor Floosher 4000 |
Syrup on your ceiling? Pesky slices of pizza on the floor? Not anymore! Your personal Floor Floosher can clean your floor in under 94 hours! |
| Tower Towel |
Just about the most massively useful thing that one can carry |
| Assfuck Splushie |
SpiP #269 - He's dressed exactly as you'd expect. Randomly asks if you have a Pornhub account. He's adorable, though. |
| Cool Mike Splushie |
SpiP #5000 - He's Mike, he's the coolest! Pockets full of teeny rocks & minerals, comes with a tiny rock collecting kit and amazing facts. He ROCKS! |