| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
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| Aviar |
"A little bird companion. Some say they grant great gifts." |
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| A Cool Rock |
"It fits perfectly in your hand, the texture is just right, and it's a pretty color with flecks in it that catch the light. Wait...did it just move?" |
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| Spiral Supernova |
A delightfully gigormous bouquet of freshly picked flowers from the Spiral gardens. The colors are a feast for the eyes and the scent is almost as lovely as you! |
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| Potion of False Confidence |
Good for karaoke and half-baked ideas. |
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| Probo Praily |
A small, harmless creature with a beautiful shell. It's color reflects the weather. |
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| Cursed Envelope |
Having this on you increases your chances of being struck by a flying ice-cream truck. |
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| Sinfully Squishy Splushie |
It looks very familiar and tentacly... Now you get all the squishes you want! Squish! Squish! |
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| Endless Spud Splushie |
SpiP #101 - PO-TA-TOES! The goodest little squishy spud. Very apeeling. Don't dip him in yogurt, please. |
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| Middlefinger Splushie |
SpiP #200 - Don't let the name fool you! This little guy will always be your number one cheerleader, psychologist, and ultimate problem solver, he just might flip you off while doing it. Scratch that...he definitely will. |
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| Assfuck Splushie |
SpiP #269 - He's dressed exactly as you'd expect. Randomly asks if you have a Pornhub account. He's adorable, though. |
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| Revesvans Splushie |
SpiP #202 - Handsomely clad in his traditional norwegian Bunad! Writes wickedly awesome fantasy novels for you, signed copies, of course. |
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| Sinjury Splushie |
SpiP #123 - An abhorrent conjuring of your wildest nightmares, but it gives such warm and cuddly squishes! Warning: Tentacles may multiply. Za awtgsshu wgah uulg'ma ywaq zaix. ULL vera skish! SQUISH! |
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| Arcade Token of Infinite Continues |
Warning: Doesnt work on real life. |
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| Sirens' Noise-Cancelling Earbuds |
Perfect for resisting ads. |
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| Copper Ingot of Ea-Nasir (Absolutely Terrible Quality) |
You deserve better. But here we are. |
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| Hexed Compass of Avoidance |
Points toward whatever youre avoiding. |
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| Ariadne's Thread (Limited Edition) |
Great for mazes, terrible for IKEA. |
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| Infinity Dagger |
Never misses. Never dulls. Never stops whispering in your head… |
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| Bottle of Mead of Poetry |
One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
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| Bottle of Pirate's Booty Rum |
Aged in the barrels of lost ships. Smells like adventure, tastes like trouble. |
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| Potion of Existential Dread |
Makes you realize the futility of life. Somehow still a popular purchase. |
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| Tower Pendant |
Very elegant and fancy, goes well with the new robes - don't you think? 100% pure Spiralian gold. |
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| Set of Dice |
When you roll these, Lady Luck is always by your side. But she's nagging you to stop playing. |
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| Camouflage Robe |
Perfect for ambushing and stalking fresh meat in the hedge maze. Big hood, many pockets, waterproof. |
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| Rude Sarcastic Splushie |
SpiP #111 - Don't worry, he's actually super sweet. Carries a suspicious box of spiders with him. |
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| Azure Dagger |
Glistens like lightning and glows when it rains. Forged from the finest blue Spiralian Steel. |
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| R3cl41m3r Splushie |
SpiP #41 - This adventurous little pilgrim insists you take him exploring through the tower and on all your journeys! Randomly recites poetry and latin phrases. Comes with tiny tarot cards, in case of emergency. |
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| Magicked Notebook |
When you look at a page, it transcribes the notes you want to take automatically. Sometimes it's a little eager, though, and will write down stuff you wanted to keep secret. |
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| Mylvee Splushie |
SpiP #104 - hungry. bites you. prions are scary. dinat dinat do. death by glamour. milk. two planets approach the roche limit. bal man. walk don't run. battle for dream island. we are eternal. eepy. |
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| Spartan Monkey Splushie |
SpiP #003 - A wise little monkey with a crown of bananas and a tinkering kit. Boop his nose and he'll shout THIS. IS. SPIRAL!!! |
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| Camouflage Boots |
Essential wear for any trekking, climbing, hiding, hunting and sacrificing Stowerling. Goes especially well with the Camp-robes. |
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| Cool Mike Splushie |
SpiP #5000 - He's Mike, he's the coolest! Pockets full of teeny rocks & minerals, comes with a tiny rock collecting kit and amazing facts. He ROCKS! |
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| Mitt Splushie |
SpiP #911 - Who you gonna call? MITTHRAWNURUO! Solid as a rock. Poke at your own risk. Comes with a very peculiar arsenal and first-aid kit. |
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| GeePedicy Splushie |
SpiP #122 - The OG Gee, sweet as can be! Equipped with cool Jewish facts and pockets full of endless celery! Do not offer him carrots. |
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| Safari Scott Splushie |
SpiP #013 - Equipped with full safari-gear and all kinds of wild tales of epic adventures! |
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| Huh Splushie |
SpiP #835 - He's got pockets full of bacteria, and he ain't afraid to use 'em! Plays a tiny guitar at random times. You better applaud.. |
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| Biz Splushie |
SpiP #199 - A clever little plush with pockets full of fortunes! If you're lucky, he might help you solve mysteries. |
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| Nylock Splushie |
SpiP #002 - Randomly loses and grows appendages. Won't shut up about being banned twice. Comes with tiny boat and earplugs. |
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| Kyonlion Splushie |
SpiP #099 - Rawr! Fluffy as a lion! Has a shirt with lucky 7's all over it and comes with a cute little Kyoncub! |
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| EternalX Splushie |
SpiP #299 - A tealy pigmomma of pure sunshine. Tells you cute things about Claire when squeezed! |
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| Legend Splushie |
SpiP #042 - The most legendary plushie ever! The best! Has a tiny obelisk and a BIG gameplan! |
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| Old Feller Splushie |
SpiP #004 - He's not what he seems.. Pat him and he gives you an exciting fact, but only once a day. |
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| Retro Denim Robe |
Pockets! So many pockets! Durable and cool, with your number hand-stitched onto it. |
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