| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
599386o |
| Moo Plushy |
"It's a cow plushy. When you squeeze it, it says moo. Just moo." |
1 |
| A Jump to the Left |
It all starts here. May produce odd temporal anomalies if combined with other items. |
1 |
| Judgemental cat |
"That furry, whiskered, incredibly disapproving look." |
1 |
| Matryoshka Robe |
"Brightly colored with a flower pattern, this is not one single robe, but rather several robes over one another, each one a smaller size than the one before." |
1 |
| Agave Robe |
“A robe made of the finest saguaro. Requires caution to put on as the needles ensure authenticity. Not legal in Arizona.” |
1 |
| Scadrial |
"A Planet where people ingest metals to enhance themselves. Supposedly, it was once moved closer to its sun and covered in volcanos that spewed ash." |
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| Spiral Supernova |
A delightfully gigormous bouquet of freshly picked flowers from the Spiral gardens. The colors are a feast for the eyes and the scent is almost as lovely as you! |
1 |
| Don't Panic Danish |
Served on an artisanal sugar towel. |
1 |
| Prixas Priony |
A strange, beautiful flower whose color depends on the angle you view it. |
1 |
| 1 Star Dragon Ball |
They say if you collect all 7, you are granted one wish. |
1 |
| Chrysalis Robe |
Makes you look like whoever you want to be. No refunds if you emerge weirder. |
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| Boy Button |
An item that turns the owner into a boy. |
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| Girl Button |
An item that turns the owner into a into a girl. |
1 |
| Dog Button |
An item that turns the owner into a dog. |
1 |
| Anti-polymorph Protection Emblem |
An item that cancels out a Polymorph Protection Emblem. |
2 |
| Polymorph Protection Emblem |
An item that protects the owner from changing form. |
2 |
| Egg |
What egg? Who knows. It's unusually large with a big #1 painted on it. Will it hatch? You can try. |
1 |
| Pizza Splushie |
A cuddly little pizza-slice. If you drop it, it says \"I love the floor\" and when you pick it back up \"I love you more.\" |
1 |
| Non-descript Cup |
Definitely not full of your favorite alcohol. Grab a few and give em out to your friends! |
1 |
| Ugly Flushmas Sweater 2025 |
There are so many names stitched into this sweater that it's become illegible. A sore for sight eyes. |
1 |
| Christmas Cracker |
It's a very festive, buttery, delicious cracker. Explosive flavor in every bite. |
1 |
| Contact Cleaner |
Hey, it works now! |
1 |
| Broken Crown |
I remember this. Those were better days. |
1 |
| Nylock Splushie |
SpiP #002 - Randomly loses and grows appendages. Won't shut up about being banned twice. Comes with tiny boat and earplugs. |
1 |
| Revesvans Splushie |
SpiP #202 - Handsomely clad in his traditional norwegian Bunad! Writes wickedly awesome fantasy novels for you, signed copies, of course. |
1 |
| Assfuck Splushie |
SpiP #269 - He's dressed exactly as you'd expect. Randomly asks if you have a Pornhub account. He's adorable, though. |
1 |
| Middlefinger Splushie |
SpiP #200 - Don't let the name fool you! This little guy will always be your number one cheerleader, psychologist, and ultimate problem solver, he just might flip you off while doing it. Scratch that...he definitely will. |
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| Sinjury Splushie |
SpiP #123 - An abhorrent conjuring of your wildest nightmares, but it gives such warm and cuddly squishes! Warning: Tentacles may multiply. Za awtgsshu wgah uulg'ma ywaq zaix. ULL vera skish! SQUISH! |
3 |
| Ceremonial Robes |
Wow. So silky. You're special now. |
1 |
| Cyberpunk Visor of Optimistic Nihilism |
See the future in glitchy neon. |
1 |
| Perun's Group Chat Logs |
Just Perun yelling at Veles in all caps. Ends mid-rant. |
2 |
| Blessing of Chernobog |
You wont like it, but youll remember it. |
1 |
| Freyr's Garden Shears |
Trim hedges, behead giants. Ethically forged. |
1 |
| Infinite Improbabili-tea |
Tastes different every time, sometimes before you drink it. |
1 |
| Hexpress-o Shot |
May grant temporary clairvoyance. |
1 |
| Nondescript Box Marked 'Definitely Not a Mimic' |
Contains either loot or teeth. Sometimes both. |
1 |
| Ring of Continuous Snacking |
Creates a small snack every 10 minutes. Cannot be turned off. |
1 |
| AFK Afternoon Break Blend |
Logout required, cozy socks recommended. |
1 |
| Copper Ingot of Ea-Nasir (Absolutely Terrible Quality) |
You deserve better. But here we are. |
1 |
| Potion of False Confidence |
Good for karaoke and half-baked ideas. |
2 |
| Wand and Wizard Hat for Spicy Role Play |
… |
1 |
| Bottle of Pirate's Booty Rum |
Aged in the barrels of lost ships. Smells like adventure, tastes like trouble. |
2 |
| Portable Hole |
A hole in space-time. Where does it go? Nobody knows. |
1 |
| Cursed D20 |
Guaranteed to roll 1s when you need it most |
1 |
| Potion of Minor Healing (Raspberry Flavor) |
Heals paper cuts, stubbed toes, and mild emotional damage. |
1 |
| Attractive Magnet |
Woo, woo! That is one good looking magnet. |
1 |
| Protection Charm |
Keeps you safe, but breaks after one use. |
1 |
| Ladybug Splushie |
It sings beautifully in a completely foreign language! |
1 |
| DTI Splushie |
SpiP #329 - Your very own little trustworthy DTI! Comes with a tiny plush mustard sandwich and banhammer. |
1 |
| Feels |
I feel you. I felt that. You feel me? All the feels. |
1 |
| Bag of Spiral Delight |
This delicious assortment of candy includes: sour spirals, liquorice towers, DTI's dynamites, marshmallow Ma'ams, flushdrops, sinful squishies, bibble bubbles, musky mulberries, gummy snakes, salty daggers, tooting potatoes and fizzy frogs. |
1 |
| Haunted Spiral Coin |
Proof of surviving Halloween 2024 in the clutches of the spooky Spiral. |
1 |
| Black Kitten |
One of a littler of 6 red-eyed kittens that were found under the floorboards of the Spiral sacrificial chambers. Look into its eyes, it's almost as if it cast a spell on you.. You have been chosen. |
1 |
| How to HOWDY |
You no speak so good? Fear not! Kiro will teach you to master your mind, tongue and even the whole alphabet with this tome of linguistic goodness! Includes all translations, even fantastically imaginary ones. |
1 |
| Emotional Support |
There for you, friend. |
1 |
| Fabulous Bouquet |
Absolutley beautifully arranged bouquet. Anyone receiving one would surely be flattered. |
1 |
| Magicked Notebook |
When you look at a page, it transcribes the notes you want to take automatically. Sometimes it's a little eager, though, and will write down stuff you wanted to keep secret. |
1 |
| Pre-wrapped Bacon |
If only I had a million dollars... |
1 |
| Nylockian Phalluses |
Almost as beautiful as the Fabulous Bouquet (not really). |
1 |
| The Letter E |
E E E? E E E E E. (you should buy this) |
1 |
| Corndog Splushie |
SpiP #121 - Your very own cute little IMDB! Poke gently for the best movie recommendations for every mood and genre. If you watch The Excorcist though, please cuddle the little Corndog tightly. Brings the BEST snacks and trivia. |
1 |
| Mylvee Splushie |
SpiP #104 - hungry. bites you. prions are scary. dinat dinat do. death by glamour. milk. two planets approach the roche limit. bal man. walk don't run. battle for dream island. we are eternal. eepy. |
1 |
| Towering Tulips |
The most gorgeous tulips from the Spiral gardens, grown with that special....fertilizer. Intoxicating scent, may cause hallucinations. Colors as bright as your presence, as strong as your spirit. Wow! |
2 |
| ReactsWithWords Splushie |
SpiP #058 - YES, he reacts to your words! No pre-recorded jargon! Comes with a MASSIVE stack of teeny tiny maps & floor plans and a cool tour guide hat. You'll never be lost if you have him along. Also functions as a brilliant little jukebox. |
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| Eel Worship Tart |
The traditional holy dish of the Spiral Tower. Served and offered at every special event, birthday, holiday and sacrifice. Shall NOT be yucked, chucked or disrespected. 'Tis sacred. |
1 |
| Towering Lollipop |
Boasting a whopping 164cm (3 bald eagles and a coconut), the towering lollipop swirls towards the sky in a colorful spiral, with 58 different flavors and textures! |
1 |
| Towel-Share Trip |
Like a time-share trip, but with towels! So grab a buddy and head off to a towely adventure, yey! |
1 |
| The Spiral Towel |
Don't forget to bring a towel! Perhaps THE most important item you should always have with you in the Spiral, especially on fridays. |
1 |
| Octarine Lollipop |
Each eighth lick tastes like a different kind of chaos. |
1 |
| Sandals of Swift Strides and Stylish Stomps |
Whether you're running late or strutting your stuff on the catwalk, these have you covered! They change color depending on your mood. |
1 |
| Fairy Dust Pop Rocks |
Makes you sparkle. |
1 |
| Cloak of Concealment |
This cloak doesn't just hide you from sight – it also makes you completely forgettable! Perfect for avoiding awkward conversations, and generally blending into the background. Matching it with the Glittering Gloves of Gripping and Grabbing Attention will make you an ordinary amount of memorable. |
1 |
| Giggle Gummy Bears |
Bursts into fits of barely controlled laughter when you bite into it. Has the same effect on you in approximately 30 minutes later. |
1 |
| Personal Succubus |
Priceless (for the daring adventurers willing to take the risk) - buy its freedom and see what happens… |
1 |
| Latex Robe |
High collar, shiny, squeaky and sleek. Attend all sacrifices like sex on a stick. |
1 |
| Assfuck's Ginger Beer |
After some trial and error, efforts were successful! ..and there may be a finger somewhere in there. Enjoy! |
1 |
| 4/20 |
Blazin' |
1 |
| Free Hugs |
Sometimes a good hug is very important. And so are you, friend. |
2 |
| Sustainable Robe |
Stitched together from pre-owned pieces of fabrics gathered from flushed sacrifices. |
1 |
| Potatoes |
PO-TA-TOES. |
1 |
| Asherjade Splushie |
SpiP #032 - A feisty little fisherman from the Tower mote! Tiny model airplane, fancy fishing lures and delicious pie included. |
1 |
| Mulberry Splushie |
SpiP #093 - Are you sure you can handle this plushie? It might make you...blushie. Comes with blindfold, whips and beautiful melodies. |
1 |
| Hope |
When you need it, you have it. When you see someone in need of it, give it. |
1 |
| Party Robe |
Colorful, charming and utterly cool. Tailored to your perfect measurements, unbelievably flattering and dapper! Get your groove on at any party or sacrifice. |
1 |
| Frequent Flushing Miles |
ONLY FOR THE FLUSHED! Have you been flushed once? Buy one. Been flushed twice? Buy two, and so on. |
1 |
| Retro Spiral Games |
Includes the classics: Super Spiral Bros II, Commander Scott, Crash Bibblycoot, Nylock Speed Racing and Kiro Kart |
1 |
| Spartan Monkey Splushie |
SpiP #003 - A wise little monkey with a crown of bananas and a tinkering kit. Boop his nose and he'll shout THIS. IS. SPIRAL!!! |
1 |
| Soothing Squish |
Sometimes all you need is a good squish. Transforms to any sort of squish of your liking. |
1 |
| The One Token |
Celebrated the One year anniversary of the Tower, took part in the sacrificial blood ritual and had some pie. |
1 |
| Book of Kiro |
Full of wisdom, questionable doodles and linguistic goodness. You may not understand it all, but damn it's cute! |
1 |
| Stealth Sandals |
Comfort, cunning and stealth. Extremely lightweight and comfy sandals for all your towering needs. They'll never hear you sneaking in these! |
1 |
| Cool Mike Splushie |
SpiP #5000 - He's Mike, he's the coolest! Pockets full of teeny rocks & minerals, comes with a tiny rock collecting kit and amazing facts. He ROCKS! |
1 |
| UnU Splushie |
SpiP #012 - Fluffy, cute and fierce! As the king, she comes equipped with a tiny crown, customized art and a tiny alien companion. |
1 |
| DTI Fan Art |
Found in the cafeteria underneath a droolcup. Someone must've dropped it.. Wow. It's.. Magnificent. And uh, quite.. Detailed. Delicious. |
1 |
| Basic Black Robe |
Gets the job done, just like you. Built-in holster for your dagger, hidden pocket and light as a feather |
1 |
| Honey Bunny Biscuits |
Almost too cute to eat! A beautiful bunny-shaped tin with the sweetest little bisquits! |
1 |
| DTIs Trusted DONUTs |
Donut trust these donuts. They're THAT good! A moment on the lips, a lifetime in the tower.. What? |
1 |
| Sacrificial Spiral Shank |
Simple. Sharp. Efficient. Oooh! It has Spirals too! |
1 |
| Mitt Splushie |
SpiP #911 - Who you gonna call? MITTHRAWNURUO! Solid as a rock. Poke at your own risk. Comes with a very peculiar arsenal and first-aid kit. |
1 |
| Canadian Dick Scott Splushie |
SpiP #040 - He may not be Canadian. He may not be a dick. He may not even be a Scott, but he has a flapping PacMan-like head and dreams of dragonballs! |
1 |
| Ceiling Pizza |
Legend has it, someone tripped on an eggplant and thus this beautiful specimen was born. One of a kind. Truly. |
1 |
| GeePedicy Splushie |
SpiP #122 - The OG Gee, sweet as can be! Equipped with cool Jewish facts and pockets full of endless celery! Do not offer him carrots. |
1 |
| Child-made Lemonade |
Has whole chunks of lemon. How it was made was questionable. |
1 |
| Scary Stories of the Tower |
An anthology of bone-chilling and cursed tales. The pages were found behind a bricked up wall in the tombs.. |
1 |
| Hunky DTI Costume |
Be the man himself! Banhammer, yorkshire pudding and english accent included. |
1 |
| Special Halloween Dagger |
Black blade with spiral damascus, orange wooden handle with skeleton pins and a pumpkin pommel. |
1 |
| Pack of Blood |
What do you mean? Of course it's fake blood.. Why? What have you heard? |
1 |
| Commemorative Pumpkin |
I celebrated Halloween in the Tower 2023! BOO! |
1 |
| Lucifer Splushie |
SpiP #666 - Our tiny overlord in all his glory! Pitchfork, hellfire and evil plans included. Only available on Halloween. |
1 |
| Sinjury Costume |
Move in the shadows, spreading glitter wherever you go. Very tentacly, extra squish. |
1 |
| Reapers Robe |
Smooth black velvet, lush orange silk lining. Enormous and ominous hood. Silver skull detailing. Endless pockets. Extra swooshy. |
1 |
| Lucifer's Notes |
Secret handwritten notes from the #1 himself. Found under his pillow. Could be evil plans, could be love poems. |
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| Bucket List |
An epic list of different types of buckets. |
1 |
| Ye Olde Spiral Pen |
Who doth hath this most wondrous pen shalt writeth the most stout of w'rds, enthralling the spiral toweth'r |
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| Tower Rations |
A tin of essentials; clump of fresh meat, 1 x celery cake, 1 x spiral baguette, box of \"raisins\", 1 x sippy-cup of sacrificial juice. |
1 |
| Sexy Sinjury Poster |
Depicts sauce being poured over a bunch of tentacles on a bed of rice. |
2 |
| How To Spiral 101 |
What is this place? What do the numbers mean? Help, I got flushed? Find weird answers for all your questions! |
2 |
| Bubble Robe |
How...how does it even stay together? The bubbles won't break. It's mesmerizing. |
1 |
| Hunky Bibbleskit Poster |
As requested by DTI! |
1 |
| Blank Marriage Certificate |
Chel has already filled in one half. The rest is up to you! |
1 |
| Electric Robe |
Shockingly blue and shines like lightning. Sparks randomly and emits a low electrical hum as you move. |
1 |
| Droolcup |
Limited-time accessory! Hunky DTI poster not included. |
1 |
| Hunky DTI Poster |
Adorn your floor with this rare and smoldering vintage poster of the Master of the Tower. Droolcup not included. |
3 |
| Little Birthday Boy |
Tries to start shit, but then claims it's his birthday to avoid conflict. |
1 |
| Relaxants |
Delightfully relaxing. Suddenly everything is wonderful. |
1 |
| Rainbow Kitten Twin |
Found in the Art Gallery of the Tower. Super cute. Eats only Skittles and Froot Loops. |
1 |
| Towering Tool Belt |
Holds all your essential Tower-tinkering-tools, such as your dagger, chloroform, cookies and rocks. |
1 |
| Ultimate Robe 9000 |
Shine. Stealth. Tassels. Pockets. Straps. Hooks. Gadgets. Power. Prestige. Glory. |
1 |
| Floor Floosher 4000 |
Syrup on your ceiling? Pesky slices of pizza on the floor? Not anymore! Your personal Floor Floosher can clean your floor in under 94 hours! |
1 |
| Apollina Splushie |
SpiP #044 - The perfectly optimized plushie for hugs! Pure sunshine in cuddle-form. GLOMP! |
1 |
| Auntie Ev Splushie |
SpiP #335 - The sweetest badass auntie of the Tower! Always ready with a tiny whip and a cuppa tea! |
1 |
| Bag o' Tricks |
Full of nefarious goodies. Maybe it has something that will help you steal an item off of someone else. |
6 |
| Diamond Dagger |
Sacrifice in style. Always razor sharp. Embedded with Spiralian Diamonds that glow as the blood flows. |
1 |
| Tentacle of Sins |
Fully functional grappling-tentacle. Snap, whip, hoist, lasso and squish your friends and foes with ease! |
1 |
| Bibble Splushie |
SpiP #001 - The bestest & bibbliest Skit is now your BFF! He's got pockets full of shiny pebbles, and he'll grant you 29 o a day for being so awesome. |
1 |
| Snakes Splushie |
SpiP #055 - Got snakes? The coolest bartender ever! Comes with sooo many snakes, but she still needs MORE! MORE!! |
1 |
| Box Splushie |
SpiP #196 - There seems to be something inside.. It's a FOX! Don't hug him! Gently pat the box and he might give you a flower. |
1 |
| Kyonlion Splushie |
SpiP #099 - Rawr! Fluffy as a lion! Has a shirt with lucky 7's all over it and comes with a cute little Kyoncub! |
1 |
| Spiral Ring |
The most beautiful Spiralian silver with mustard crystals. Has calming, healing, delicious and cozy properties. |
1 |
| Bitey Splushie |
SpiP #198 - Hug him tight and he calls you a motherfucker! Has a shiny crown with #fuckasherjade on it. |
1 |
| Maalstr0m Splushie |
SpiP #006 - The strongest plushie around! Dispenses random penis & animal facts. Has pretty beads in his beard. |
1 |
| Endless Spud Splushie |
SpiP #101 - PO-TA-TOES! The goodest little squishy spud. Very apeeling. Don't dip him in yogurt, please. |
1 |
| Secret Admirer |
They keep leaving little love notes, grapes and corks all over the tower for you to find.. Who is it?! |
1 |
| Kiro Splushie |
SpiP #069 - It me, Kiro! Comes with a tiny dictionary & pencil. Says Howdy when asked...but in unknown languages. |
1 |
| Safari Scott Splushie |
SpiP #013 - Equipped with full safari-gear and all kinds of wild tales of epic adventures! |
3 |
| Red Satin Robe |
Shiny, smooth and flowing, with medium pockets and a color that hides bloodstains perfectly. |
1 |
| Gleeful Gecko Twin |
Always happy to see you! Enjoys traveling in pockets and on heads, giggling constantly! Has a twin. |
1 |
| Velvet Pouch |
Attaches to any garment. Good for carrying small items, tiny daggers, marbles... even a sandwich. |
1 |
| Love Pie |
Baked with love out of love, topped with deliciousness and filled with mushiness, filling you with love. |
1 |
| Used Robe |
Nothing fancy, a little wear-and-tear and the odd bloodstain, but gets the job done! Wonder who's this was.. |
3 |
| Golden Shovel |
Shovel your way out of the shit! And do it in style. |
1 |
| Ditto |
It's stuck in the form of bidoof. |
1 |
| Weeds |
Hmm.. |
1 |
| YEETmas Bucket |
Always be prepared! Someone's gonna need this.. |
1 |
| Leftovers |
You found a turkey sandwich in the fridge, there was a name on it but.. It's yours now. |
1 |
| Cacodemon |
It torments you by making you think it might not be real. |
1 |
| Glorious Pizza-Knocker |
Knock, knock, knocking pizzas to the floor. |
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