| 2760 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Glorious Pizza-Knocker |
Knock, knock, knocking pizzas to the floor. |
| Cacodemon |
It torments you by making you think it might not be real. |
| Leftovers |
You found a turkey sandwich in the fridge, there was a name on it but.. It's yours now. |
| YEETmas Bucket |
Always be prepared! Someone's gonna need this.. |
| Weeds |
Hmm.. |
| Ditto |
It's stuck in the form of bidoof. |
| Golden Shovel |
Shovel your way out of the shit! And do it in style. |
| Used Robe |
Nothing fancy, a little wear-and-tear and the odd bloodstain, but gets the job done! Wonder who's this was.. |
| Love Pie |
Baked with love out of love, topped with deliciousness and filled with mushiness, filling you with love. |
| Velvet Pouch |
Attaches to any garment. Good for carrying small items, tiny daggers, marbles... even a sandwich. |
| Gleeful Gecko Twin |
Always happy to see you! Enjoys traveling in pockets and on heads, giggling constantly! Has a twin. |
| Red Satin Robe |
Shiny, smooth and flowing, with medium pockets and a color that hides bloodstains perfectly. |
| Safari Scott Plushie |
SpiP #013 - Equipped with full safari-gear and all kinds of wild tales of epic adventures! |
| Kiro Plushie |
SpiP #069 - It me, Kiro! Comes with a tiny dictionary & pencil. Says Howdy when asked...but in unknown languages. |
| Secret Admirer |
They keep leaving little love notes, grapes and corks all over the tower for you to find.. Who is it?! |
| Endless Spud Plushie |
SpiP #101 - PO-TA-TOES! The goodest little squishy spud. Very apeeling. Don't dip him in yogurt, please. |
| Maalstr0m Plushie |
SpiP #006 - The strongest plushie around! Dispenses random penis & animal facts. Has pretty beads in his beard. |
| Bitey Plushie |
SpiP #198 - Hug him tight and he calls you a motherfucker! Has a shiny crown with #fuckasherjade on it. |
| Spiral Ring |
The most beautiful Spiralian silver with mustard crystals. Has calming, healing, delicious and cozy properties. |
| Kyonlion Plushie |
SpiP #099 - Rawr! Fluffy as a lion! Has a shirt with lucky 7's all over it and comes with a cute little Kyoncub! |
| Box Plushie |
SpiP #196 - There seems to be something inside.. It's a FOX! Don't hug him! Gently pat the box and he might give you a flower. |
| Snakes Plushie |
SpiP #055 - Got snakes? The coolest bartender ever! Comes with sooo many snakes, but she still needs MORE! MORE!! |
| Bibble Plushie |
SpiP #001 - The bestest & bibbliest Skit is now your BFF! He's got pockets full of shiny pebbles, and he'll grant you 29 o a day for being so awesome. |
| Tentacle of Sins |
Fully functional grappling-tentacle. Snap, whip, hoist, lasso and squish your friends and foes with ease! |
| Diamond Dagger |
Sacrifice in style. Always razor sharp. Embedded with Spiralian Diamonds that glow as the blood flows. |
| Bag o' Tricks x6 |
Full of nefarious goodies. Maybe it has something that will help you steal an item off of someone else. |
| Auntie Ev Plushie |
SpiP #335 - The sweetest badass auntie of the Tower! Always ready with a tiny whip and a cuppa tea! |
| Apollina Plushie |
SpiP #044 - The perfectly optimized plushie for hugs! Pure sunshine in cuddle-form. GLOMP! |
| Floor Floosher 4000 |
Syrup on your ceiling? Pesky slices of pizza on the floor? Not anymore! Your personal Floor Floosher can clean your floor in under 94 hours! |
| Ultimate Robe 9000 |
Shine. Stealth. Tassels. Pockets. Straps. Hooks. Gadgets. Power. Prestige. Glory. |
| Towering Tool Belt |
Holds all your essential Tower-tinkering-tools, such as your dagger, chloroform, cookies and rocks. |
| Rainbow Kitten Twin |
Found in the Art Gallery of the Tower. Super cute. Eats only Skittles and Froot Loops. |
| Relaxants |
Delightfully relaxing. Suddenly everything is wonderful. |
| Little Birthday Boy |
Tries to start shit, but then claims it's his birthday to avoid conflict. |
| Hunky DTI Poster x3 |
Adorn your floor with this rare and smoldering vintage poster of the Master of the Tower. Droolcup not included. |
| Droolcup |
Limited-time accessory! Hunky DTI poster not included. |
| Electric Robe |
Shockingly blue and shines like lightning. Sparks randomly and emits a low electrical hum as you move. |
| Blank Marriage Certificate |
Chel has already filled in one half. The rest is up to you! |
| Hunky Bibbleskit Poster |
As requested by DTI! |
| Bubble Robe |
How...how does it even stay together? The bubbles won't break. It's mesmerizing. |
| How To Spiral 101 x2 |
What is this place? What do the numbers mean? Help, I got flushed? Find weird answers for all your questions! |
| Sexy Sinjury Poster x2 |
Depicts sauce being poured over a bunch of tentacles on a bed of rice. |
| Tower Rations |
A tin of essentials; clump of fresh meat, 1 x celery cake, 1 x spiral baguette, box of "raisins", 1 x sippy-cup of sacrificial juice. |
| Ye Olde Spiral Pen |
Who doth hath this most wondrous pen shalt writeth the most stout of w'rds, enthralling the spiral toweth'r |
| Bucket List |
An epic list of different types of buckets. |
| Lucifer's Notes |
Secret handwritten notes from the #1 himself. Found under his pillow. Could be evil plans, could be love poems. |
| Reapers Robe |
Smooth black velvet, lush orange silk lining. Enormous and ominous hood. Silver skull detailing. Endless pockets. Extra swooshy. |
| Sinjury Costume |
Move in the shadows, spreading glitter wherever you go. Very tentacly, extra squish. |
| Lucifer Plushie |
SpiP #666 - Our tiny overlord in all his glory! Pitchfork, hellfire and evil plans included. Only available on Halloween. |
| Commemorative Pumpkin |
I celebrated Halloween in the Tower 2023! BOO! |
| Pack of Blood |
What do you mean? Of course it's fake blood.. Why? What have you heard? |
| Special Halloween Dagger |
Black blade with spiral damascus, orange wooden handle with skeleton pins and a pumpkin pommel. |
| Hunky DTI Costume |
Be the man himself! Banhammer, yorkshire pudding and english accent included. |
| Scary Stories of the Tower |
An anthology of bone-chilling and cursed tales. The pages were found behind a bricked up wall in the tombs.. |
| Child-made Lemonade |
Has whole chunks of lemon. How it was made was questionable. |
| GeePedicy Plushie |
SpiP #122 - The OG Gee, sweet as can be! Equipped with cool Jewish facts and pockets full of endless celery! Do not offer him carrots. |
| Ceiling Pizza |
Legend has it, someone tripped on an eggplant and thus this beautiful specimen was born. One of a kind. Truly. |
| Canadian Dick Scott Plushie |
SpiP #040 - He may not be Canadian. He may not be a dick. He may not even be a Scott, but he has a flapping PacMan-like head and dreams of dragonballs! |
| Mitt Plushie |
SpiP #911 - Who you gonna call? MITTHRAWNURUO! Solid as a rock. Poke at your own risk. Comes with a very peculiar arsenal and first-aid kit. |
| Sacrificial Spiral Shank |
Simple. Sharp. Efficient. Oooh! It has Spirals too! |
| DTIs Trusted DONUTs |
Donut trust these donuts. They're THAT good! A moment on the lips, a lifetime in the tower.. What? |
| Honey Bunny Biscuits |
Almost too cute to eat! A beautiful bunny-shaped tin with the sweetest little bisquits! |
| Basic Black Robe |
Gets the job done, just like you. Built-in holster for your dagger, hidden pocket and light as a feather |
| DTI Fan Art |
Found in the cafeteria underneath a droolcup. Someone must've dropped it.. Wow. It's.. Magnificent. And uh, quite.. Detailed. Delicious. |
| UnU Plushie |
SpiP #012 - Fluffy, cute and fierce! As the king, she comes equipped with a tiny crown, customized art and a tiny alien companion. |
| Cool Mike Plushie |
SpiP #5000 - He's Mike, he's the coolest! Pockets full of teeny rocks & minerals, comes with a tiny rock collecting kit and amazing facts. He ROCKS! |
| Stealth Sandals |
Comfort, cunning and stealth. Extremely lightweight and comfy sandals for all your towering needs. They'll never hear you sneaking in these! |
| Book of Kiro |
Full of wisdom, questionable doodles and linguistic goodness. You may not understand it all, but damn it's cute! |
| The One Token |
Celebrated the One year anniversary of the Tower, took part in the sacrificial blood ritual and had some pie. |
| Soothing Squish |
Sometimes all you need is a good squish. Transforms to any sort of squish of your liking. |
| Spartan Monkey Plushie |
SpiP #003 - A wise little monkey with a crown of bananas and a tinkering kit. Boop his nose and he'll shout THIS. IS. SPIRAL!!! |
| Retro Spiral Games |
Includes the classics: Super Spiral Bros II, Commander Scott, Crash Bibblycoot, Nylock Speed Racing and Kiro Kart |
| Frequent Flushing Miles |
ONLY FOR THE FLUSHED! Have you been flushed once? Buy one. Been flushed twice? Buy two, and so on. |
| Party Robe |
Colorful, charming and utterly cool. Tailored to your perfect measurements, unbelievably flattering and dapper! Get your groove on at any party or sacrifice. |
| Hope |
When you need it, you have it. When you see someone in need of it, give it. |
| Mulberry Plushie |
SpiP #093 - Are you sure you can handle this plushie? It might make you...blushie. Comes with blindfold, whips and beautiful melodies. |
| Asherjade Plushie |
SpiP #032 - A feisty little fisherman from the Tower mote! Tiny model airplane, fancy fishing lures and delicious pie included. |
| Potatoes |
PO-TA-TOES. |
| Sustainable Robe |
Stitched together from pre-owned pieces of fabrics gathered from flushed sacrifices. |
| Free Hugs x2 |
Sometimes a good hug is very important. And so are you, friend. |
| 4/20 |
Blazin' |
| Assfuck's Ginger Beer |
After some trial and error, efforts were successful! ..and there may be a finger somewhere in there. Enjoy! |
| Latex Robe |
High collar, shiny, squeaky and sleek. Attend all sacrifices like sex on a stick. |
| Personal Succubus |
Priceless (for the daring adventurers willing to take the risk) - buy its freedom and see what happens… |
| Giggle Gummy Bears |
Bursts into fits of barely controlled laughter when you bite into it. Has the same effect on you in approximately 30 minutes later. |
| Cloak of Concealment |
This cloak doesn't just hide you from sight – it also makes you completely forgettable! Perfect for avoiding awkward conversations, and generally blending into the background. Matching it with the Glittering Gloves of Gripping and Grabbing Attention will make you an ordinary amount of memorable. |
| Fairy Dust Pop Rocks |
Makes you sparkle. |
| Sandals of Swift Strides and Stylish Stomps |
Whether you're running late or strutting your stuff on the catwalk, these have you covered! They change color depending on your mood. |
| Octarine Lollipop |
Each eight lick tastes like a different kind of chaos. |
| The Spiral Towel |
Don't forget to bring a towel! Perhaps THE most important item you should always have with you in the Spiral, especially on fridays. |
| Towel-Share Trip |
Like a time-share trip, but with towels! So grab a buddy and head off to a towely adventure, yey! |
| Towering Lollipop |
Boasting a whopping 164cm (3 bald eagles and a coconut), the towering lollipop swirls towards the sky in a colorful spiral, with 58 different flavors and textures! |
| Eel Worship Tart |
The traditional holy dish of the Spiral Tower. Served and offered at every special event, birthday, holiday and sacrifice. Shall NOT be yucked, chucked or disrespected. 'Tis sacred. |
| Feels |
I feel you. I felt that. You feel me? All the feels. |
| ReactsWithWords Plushie |
SpiP #058 - YES, he reacts to your words! No pre-recorded jargon! Comes with a MASSIVE stack of teeny tiny maps & floor plans and a cool tour guide hat. You'll never be lost if you have him along. Also functions as a brilliant little jukebox. |
| Towering Tulips x2 |
The most gorgeous tulips from the Spiral gardens, grown with that special....fertilizer. Intoxicating scent, may cause hallucinations. Colors as bright as your presence, as strong as your spirit. Wow! |
| Mylvee Plushie |
SpiP #104 - hungry. bites you. prions are scary. dinat dinat do. death by glamour. milk. two planets approach the roche limit. bal man. walk don't run. battle for dream island. we are eternal. eepy. |
| Corndog Plushie |
SpiP #121 - Your very own cute little IMDB! Poke gently for the best movie recommendations for every mood and genre. If you watch The Excorcist though, please cuddle the little Corndog tightly. Brings the BEST snacks and trivia. |
| The Letter E |
E E E? E E E E E. (you should buy this) |
| Nylockian Phalluses |
Almost as beautiful as the Fabulous Bouquet (not really). |
| Pre-wrapped Bacon |
If only I had a million dollars... |
| Magicked Notebook |
When you look at a page, it transcribes the notes you want to take automatically. Sometimes it's a little eager, though, and will write down stuff you wanted to keep secret. |
| Fabulous Bouquet |
Absolutley beautifully arranged bouquet. Anyone receiving one would surely be flattered. |