Ser_Optimus's Inventory (lvl. 117)

Item Description Amount
Pebbles The currency used in STONE. 56151o
A Daily Phone Call Your phone always goes off at the same time every day. Nobody ever says anything and you only ever here breathing. The company is nice sometimes though when you're feeling lonely. 1
A Heart Someone got it last christmas, but the very next day they gave it away! 1
Bottle of Pirate's Booty Rum Aged in the barrels of lost ships. Smells like adventure, tastes like trouble. 1
Boy Button An item that turns the owner into a boy. 1
Clingy Lovebug He sticks to you like glue and won't shut up about how much he loves peas and karaoke. 1
DTI Splushie SpiP #329 - Your very own little trustworthy DTI! Comes with a tiny plush mustard sandwich and banhammer. 1
Girl Button An item that turns the owner into a into a girl. 1
Handmade Card I made this with my own little hands, you couldn't wish for more! Fingerpaints, glitter and stickers galore! Hugs. 1
Heavy Armor It's too heavy to wear but, since it's ancient, you're worried it'll crumble anyway. 1
Parlor Tit Wheels No, you perv! These are the cutest tits in the Tower! Sultan tits, sombre tits and great tits! You're like a Disney princess with these little tits swirling around you in a wheel formation, chirping happily. 1
Sacrificial Spiral Shank Simple. Sharp. Efficient. Oooh! It has Spirals too! 1
Ultimate Robe 9000 Shine. Stealth. Tassels. Pockets. Straps. Hooks. Gadgets. Power. Prestige. Glory. 1