Shadowlynk's Inventory (safe)

Item Description
4080 o The currency used in SPONGE.
Red Satin Robe Shiny, smooth and flowing, with medium pockets and a color that hides bloodstains perfectly.
Spiral Slippers Fluffy, soft and oh so warm. They're blood-proof, checkered and very silent to walk in as well.
Floor Floosher 4000 Syrup on your ceiling? Pesky slices of pizza on the floor? Not anymore! Your personal Floor Floosher can clean your floor in under 94 hours!
Vault-Tec Lunchbox Contains randomized loot, sometimes confetti, sometimes bottle caps, sometimes… worse.
Cursed D20 Guaranteed to roll 1s when you need it most
Tower Towel x2 Just about the most massively useful thing that one can carry
Cloak of Dramatic Billowing Just epic flair. Perfect for grand entrances and exits alike.
Bottle of Pirate's Booty Rum Aged in the barrels of lost ships. Smells like adventure, tastes like trouble.
Bottle of Mead of Poetry x2 One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties.
Golem Carving Kit Assemble your own emotional support rock.
Tardis Tea Set A ridiculously small doll tea set that is bigger on the inside. So portable! Perfect for picnics
Dark Side Cookie Let the sugar flow through you.
Infinite Improbabili-tea Tastes different every time, sometimes before you drink it.
Don't Panic Danish Served on an artisanal sugar towel.
Sleep Not Found Cold Brew May cause speed typing and the illusion of productivity.
NyQuil Night Blend For when you REALLY need to sleep.
Ring of Continuous Snacking Creates a small snack every 10 minutes. Cannot be turned off.
Earmuffs of Selective Hearing Blocks out whining, unwanted feedback, and passive-aggressive suggestions.
Hexpress-o Shot May grant temporary clairvoyance.
AFK Afternoon Break Blend Logout required, cozy socks recommended.
Mostly Harmless Masala Chai 97% bliss, 3% plausible deniability.
Excalibur Paper Cutter Does not make you royaly, because strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
Spiral Herbs of Warmth A special selection of the finest seasonal spiral herbs, only harvested during Christmas-time. May cause extraordinary niceness and warm fuzzy feels when added to any dish, or sprinkled on a friend.
The Sampo Magical mill of infinite output. None agree upon what it actually does, but everyone wants it.
Arcade Token of Infinite Continues Warning: Doesn’t work on real life.
Root 88 Dagger Exquisitly made, but it's wooden.