| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
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| Marbles |
"Lost your marbles? Buy some more! These shiny glass orbs contain all the colours known to mankind and a few more besides. Don't look too closely at them - they have been known to cause some people to completely lose their marbles." |
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| Narrator's Light UP Globe |
A light up globe of the earth. Useful for making points when narrating or for giving directions to people from another planet. |
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| Honorblade |
"A sword that slices through solid rock with ease and leaves the eyes of those slain by it burnt out." |
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| Another Dimension |
A well secluded place for those with voyeuristic intention to see all. |
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| Octarine Lollipop |
Each eighth lick tastes like a different kind of chaos. |
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| Cosmic Spiral Rucksack |
Sturdy and dagger-proof! Changes color depending on your mood. Pockets and holders for your daggers, robe, even your swiss hot chocolate! Hidden compartment containing a black hole, for.. reasons. |
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| Grabby Hand |
It helps you get those things that are just out of reach! |
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| Prixas Priony |
A strange, beautiful flower whose color depends on the angle you view it. |
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| Probo Praily |
A small, harmless creature with a beautiful shell. It's color reflects the weather. |
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| Prenta Prouty |
A perfectly geometrical rock, or sorts. The way you feel affects its color. |
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| Lovely Duckling |
It's just swell. |
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| Starlight Robe |
Legally classified as a minor celestial body in 3 jurisdictions. |
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| Boy Button |
An item that turns the owner into a boy. |
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| Polymorph Protection Emblem |
An item that protects the owner from changing form. |
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| Bucket of Wine |
Who needs glasses. |
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| Christmas Lights |
Deck the halls of the Sparlor in coziness! Fa-la-la-la-laa! |
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| Christmas Cracker |
It's a very festive, buttery, delicious cracker. Explosive flavor in every bite. |
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| Holiday Halberd |
The craftsmanship is immaculate. Cut down your enemies with cheer! |
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| Big-ass Tree |
It's already decorated, but how are you getting it into your house?? |
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| Bag of Spiral Delight |
This delicious assortment of candy includes: sour spirals, liquorice towers, DTI's dynamites, marshmallow Ma'ams, flushdrops, sinful squishies, bibble bubbles, musky mulberries, gummy snakes, salty daggers, tooting potatoes and fizzy frogs. |
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| Nonpolitical Robe |
Equipped with special spiralian shit- and politics-sensors, this robe will temporarily stun anyone in your vicinity if there is even a whiff of politics, giving you time to flee. Thick velvet lining, a shiny bluish glow, deep pockets and a stash for treats. |
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| Robot Bees in a Bracelet |
Fashionable. Buzzing. One-use panic button. |
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| Bioluminescent Robe |
Gives you that fungal glow, without the spores. Probably. |
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| Rock Hyrax |
Hey, is that an elephan- oh no. It's just a Hyrax. |
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| Goggles of Selective Perception |
Hide red flags, bad ideas, and awkward exes. |
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| Väinämöinen's Pick |
Plucks any instrument perfectly, most of the time, but makes you play Polka when it feels like it. |
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| Posture Gremlin |
Sits on your shoulder whispering 'shoulders back!' |
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| Chamomilitant Seeds |
Tea grown from them is soothing by force. Youll calm down, or it will make you. |
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| Middlefinger Splushie |
SpiP #200 - Don't let the name fool you! This little guy will always be your number one cheerleader, psychologist, and ultimate problem solver, he just might flip you off while doing it. Scratch that...he definitely will. |
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| Omnitool Replica |
Looks cool. Solves nothing. Satisfies everything. |
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| Bibble Splushie |
SpiP #001 - The bestest & bibbliest Skit is now your BFF! He's got pockets full of shiny pebbles, and he'll grant you 29 o a day for being so awesome. |
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| Robe of Infinite Snacks |
Summon a snack at will! Beware: It is unclear where they come from. |
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| 5-pack of Underwear |
Good quality. Some packs come with a secret tie-dye pair. |
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| Root 88 Dagger |
Exquisitly made, but it's wooden. |
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| Arcade Token of Infinite Continues |
Warning: Doesnt work on real life. |
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| The Sampo |
Magical mill of infinite output. None agree upon what it actually does, but everyone wants it. |
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| Spiral Herbs of Warmth |
A special selection of the finest seasonal spiral herbs, only harvested during Christmas-time. May cause extraordinary niceness and warm fuzzy feels when added to any dish, or sprinkled on a friend. |
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| Excalibur Paper Cutter |
Does not make you royaly, because strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. |
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| Mostly Harmless Masala Chai |
97% bliss, 3% plausible deniability. |
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| AFK Afternoon Break Blend |
Logout required, cozy socks recommended. |
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| Hexpress-o Shot |
May grant temporary clairvoyance. |
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| Earmuffs of Selective Hearing |
Blocks out whining, unwanted feedback, and passive-aggressive suggestions. |
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| Ring of Continuous Snacking |
Creates a small snack every 10 minutes. Cannot be turned off. |
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| NyQuil Night Blend |
For when you REALLY need to sleep. |
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| Sleep Not Found Cold Brew |
May cause speed typing and the illusion of productivity. |
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| Don't Panic Danish |
Served on an artisanal sugar towel. |
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| Infinite Improbabili-tea |
Tastes different every time, sometimes before you drink it. |
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| Dark Side Cookie |
Let the sugar flow through you. |
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| Tardis Tea Set |
A ridiculously small doll tea set that is bigger on the inside. So portable! Perfect for picnics |
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| Golem Carving Kit |
Assemble your own emotional support rock. |
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| Bottle of Mead of Poetry |
One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
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| Bottle of Pirate's Booty Rum |
Aged in the barrels of lost ships. Smells like adventure, tastes like trouble. |
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| Cloak of Dramatic Billowing |
Just epic flair. Perfect for grand entrances and exits alike. |
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| Tower Towel |
Just about the most massively useful thing that one can carry |
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| Cursed D20 |
Guaranteed to roll 1s when you need it most |
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| Vault-Tec Lunchbox |
Contains randomized loot, sometimes confetti, sometimes bottle caps, sometimes… worse. |
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| Floor Floosher 4000 |
Syrup on your ceiling? Pesky slices of pizza on the floor? Not anymore! Your personal Floor Floosher can clean your floor in under 94 hours! |
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| Spiral Slippers |
Fluffy, soft and oh so warm. They're blood-proof, checkered and very silent to walk in as well. |
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| Red Satin Robe |
Shiny, smooth and flowing, with medium pockets and a color that hides bloodstains perfectly. |
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