| Pebbles |
The currency used in STONE. |
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| A Stiff Drink |
Damn, this is what I needed after the week I had. |
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| AFK Afternoon Break Blend |
Logout required, cozy socks recommended. |
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| Anansi |
A ghostly African trickster spider, known for its wisdom, mischief and the ability to outsmart its opponents. He is known to interact with many deities who bestow temporary supernatural powers upon him, such as the ability to bring rain. |
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| Argyle Ascot |
Attractive accessories are altogether appropriate, and always ardently appreciated. |
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| Aubergine Robe |
A plush purple color with a distinctive scent to it. Slight water-damage but hey, it's vintage, and it's fabulous! |
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| Auntie Ev Splushie |
SpiP #335 - The sweetest badass auntie of the Tower! Always ready with a tiny whip and a cuppa tea! |
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| Azure Dagger |
Glistens like lightning and glows when it rains. Forged from the finest blue Spiralian Steel. |
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| Baby Bat |
Very cute. It goes squeak squeak squeak. |
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| Bottle of Mead of Poetry |
One sip grants you the tongue of a bard. Two sips make you unbearable at parties. |
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| Chocolate Spiral Tower |
A swirly depiction of the Tower with each floor being a different flavor of white, dark or milk chocolate. WARNING: Over 9000 floors. Might cause nausea. |
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| Comfy Robe |
A thick robe with a relaxed fit and pockets for your daggers, made from the fluffiest Sparlorian cotton. |
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| Commemorative Eggplant |
'Member when the Tower flooded with eggplants? I 'member. |
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| Cool Mike Splushie |
SpiP #5000 - He's Mike, he's the coolest! Pockets full of teeny rocks & minerals, comes with a tiny rock collecting kit and amazing facts. He ROCKS! |
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| Cosmic Spiral Rucksack |
Sturdy and dagger-proof! Changes color depending on your mood. Pockets and holders for your daggers, robe, even your swiss hot chocolate! Hidden compartment containing a black hole, for.. reasons. |
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| Cow Says Splushie |
SpiP #238 - The most beautiful bovine of the Tower; cuddly, fluffy, and with lots to say (a gentle boop will do the trick!). Can fly, can write, can't read though. Definitely BFF material! Moo. |
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| Crabby Crab |
Always in a foul mood and demands food on the hour. He's got a lovely singing voice though! |
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| Cute Furry Robe |
Super warm and fuzzy, adorable ears on the hood, hidden pockets, embroidered with your number. |
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| DTI's Fatherly Hug |
Now, this is very rare. And he'll never admit to it, but nonetheless, you got it. Cherish it. |
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| Diamond Dagger |
Sacrifice in style. Always razor sharp. Embedded with Spiralian Diamonds that glow as the blood flows. |
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| Don't Panic Danish |
Served on an artisanal sugar towel. |
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| Edible confetti |
No one can look at you strangely for licking the floors now, you've got the perfect excuse. |
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| End of an Era |
It could be good, it could be bad. It could be..anything, really. |
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| Excavated Skull |
Looks the right size to be human, but something seems off.. Glows in the dark and sometimes.. It's like it whistles? |
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| Fabulous Bouquet |
Absolutley beautifully arranged bouquet. Anyone receiving one would surely be flattered. |
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| Fancy Spiral Bouquet |
A stunning bouquet of gorgeous roses from the Tower gardens, colorful Spiral hydrangeas and scented hyacinths. |
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| Fancy Tea Cup |
Fine porcelain with beautiful hand-painted spirals and floral patterns with glittering golden details. Perfect for afternoon tea with old friends and unsuspecting newcomers. |
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| Festive Corndog |
'Tis recommended that you imbibe one Corndog every day, for optimal holiday cheer. |
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| Fuzzy Maal Wall Rug |
Garish and captivating, extra fuzzy, massively muscly and decorated with sparkly beads. Hand-woven by skilled tentacles. Also doubles as a warm quilt. |
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| Glittering Gloves of Gripping and Grabbing Attention |
These gloves not only give you a firm grip on stuff and things, in general, but also draw attention with their eye-catching sequin design. Matching it with the Cloak of Concealment will make you an ordinary amount of memorable. |
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| Halloween Classics |
Have a cozy fright-night with the classics: Flushenstein, The Phantom of the Tower and Flushferatu. |
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| Handful of Treats |
For looking so fabulous, being so wonderful, and just for showing up! Enjoy! |
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| Haunted Spiral Coin |
Proof of surviving Halloween 2024 in the clutches of the spooky Spiral. |
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| Hunky DTI Poster |
Adorn your floor with this rare and smoldering vintage poster of the Master of the Tower. Droolcup not included. |
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| Idun's Apple Cider |
Gently sparkling. Keeps cheeks rosy and existential dread at bay. |
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| Jingly Spiral Ornament |
A softly jingling golden little memento of celebrating Christmas 2024 in the Spiral Tower. |
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| Lore Whip Taters |
The bestest organic tower-taters, lovingly grown, having passed of old age and filled with wisdom - this whip is steeped in delicious Stower lore. |
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| Luxurious Robe |
Made from the plushest velvet known to man, with gold trim and embroidered with your number. |
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| Merry Marmot |
A happy and chunky little fellow. Enjoys burrowing into boxes and eating gingerbread houses. |
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| Moonlight Dagger |
Elegant form, decorated with opal gemstones. Gets an eerie glow at full moon... |
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| Mulberry Splushie |
SpiP #093 - Are you sure you can handle this plushie? It might make you...blushie. Comes with blindfold, whips and beautiful melodies. |
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| Nightmare Catcher |
Scared to close your eyes? Monsters under your pillow? No more. Hang this mysterious recorder above your bed, and enjoy a fresh VHS tape of all your nightmares in the morning. Movie night is set, YES! |
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| Parlor Tit Wheels |
No, you perv! These are the cutest tits in the Tower! Sultan tits, sombre tits and great tits! You're like a Disney princess with these little tits swirling around you in a wheel formation, chirping happily. |
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| Prixas Priony |
A strange, beautiful flower whose color depends on the angle you view it. |
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| Project Car |
This peculiar hunk-of-junk was dragged out of the Tower mote. It looks strangely futuristic but at the same time, ancient? |
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| Proper Gourmet Hotdog |
Hot DOG this was good. Great for any day of the week. |
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| Rainbow Kitten Twin |
Found in the Art Gallery of the Tower. Super cute. Eats only Skittles and Froot Loops. |
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| ReactsWithWords Splushie |
SpiP #058 - YES, he reacts to your words! No pre-recorded jargon! Comes with a MASSIVE stack of teeny tiny maps & floor plans and a cool tour guide hat. You'll never be lost if you have him along. Also functions as a brilliant little jukebox. |
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| Retro Spiral Games |
Includes the classics: Super Spiral Bros II, Commander Scott, Crash Bibblycoot, Nylock Speed Racing and Kiro Kart |
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| Robe of Rain |
This rainbow colored meteorological robe that will alert you of incoming rain by singing the Gene Kelly hit 'I'm Singing in the Rain' for you and turning waterproof. Keeps you dry and provides you with a cup of tea whenever it rains. Two pockets, dagger holder, slippery feel. |
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| Root 88 Dagger |
Exquisitly made, but it's wooden. |
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| Seal Splushie |
It's so cute, can you believe it?! Be careful, if you hug it too tight it will plop right out! |
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| Secret Safari Maps |
Meticulously crafted by the man, the myth and the Scott himself. Ready for an adventure? If you can't bring Scott with you, this is the next best thing to have. |
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| Sexy Sinjury Poster |
Depicts sauce being poured over a bunch of tentacles on a bed of rice. |
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| Shiny Spiral Ornament |
I celebrated christmas 2023 in the Tower! Just don't tell anyone what I did at the Christmas party.. |
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| Shovel |
Sometimes you need a shovel. Good for many things. |
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| Snakes Splushie |
SpiP #055 - Got snakes? The coolest bartender ever! Comes with sooo many snakes, but she still needs MORE! MORE!! |
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| Snow Blower 4000 |
Blow some snow like never before! Can you believe it? WOOSH! And it's all gone! Woooo! And that's not all! It has BLINKING LIGHTS! |
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| Sonic Screwdriver of Space-time Shenanigans |
With this versatile tool, you can hack into alien technology, unlock doors, and even fix the occasional plot hole in the fabric of reality. |
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| Soothing Spiral Tea |
A bag of the tastiest blend from the Spiral gardens. Hints of spiralian roses, turnips, mustard and steel. You'll be surprised how soothing it is! |
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| Sparkly Glitter Robe |
Shine brighter than your dagger! Multicolored sequins that change color according to your mood. Two pockets, fuzzy lining. |
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| Sparkly Thigh-high Plateau Boots |
Quality tested by The Ministry of Silly Walks |
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| Spiral Shoes |
Boogie down in the grooviest shoes! Funky colors, luxurious suede, and a silent step. Made for sneaking up silently and dancing the night away. |
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| Starlight Robe |
Legally classified as a minor celestial body in 3 jurisdictions. |
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| Stuffing |
Yo we heard you like stuffing?! So we put some stuff in your stuffing so you can stuff it in some stuff!!. |
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| Terrific Tower Towel |
For all your drying, lounging, relaxing and adventuring needs - this towel will keep you safe, dry and stylish at all times. WARNING: DO NOT FORGET IT! |
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| Towering Tool Belt |
Holds all your essential Tower-tinkering-tools, such as your dagger, chloroform, cookies and rocks. |
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| Towering Tulips |
The most gorgeous tulips from the Spiral gardens, grown with that special....fertilizer. Intoxicating scent, may cause hallucinations. Colors as bright as your presence, as strong as your spirit. Wow! |
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| Ugly Flushmas Sweater 2025 |
There are so many names stitched into this sweater that it's become illegible. A sore for sight eyes. |
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