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The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Assfuck Plushie x2 |
SpiP #269 - He's dressed exactly as you'd expect. Randomly asks if you have a Pornhub account. He's adorable, though. |
| Cool Mike Plushie |
SpiP #5000 - He's Mike, he's the coolest! Pockets full of teeny rocks & minerals, comes with a tiny rock collecting kit and amazing facts. He ROCKS! |
| Juicy YEETmas Ham |
The mustard glazing is amazing. Wonder who this was though? |
| Beautiful Snowglobe |
There's a tiny little Sparlor inside. Shake it! But not too hard. |
| Mustard Monster |
He's not scary, he's scared. Everyone wants to spread him on sandwiches. Can you keep him safe? |
| Butterpants |
You'll never need to moisturize again! Nor buy butter! Looking slick! |
| Tower Pendant |
Very elegant and fancy, goes well with the new robes - don't you think? 100% pure Spiralian gold. |
| Tower Kitten |
Every tower needs a kitten! This little guy clearly wants to live here, but what shall we call him? |
| Clingy Lovebug |
He sticks to you like glue and won't shut up about how much he loves peas and karaoke. |
| Legend Plushie |
SpiP #042 - The most legendary plushie ever! The best! Has a tiny obelisk and a BIG gameplan! |
| Kiro Plushie |
SpiP #069 - It me, Kiro! Comes with a tiny dictionary & pencil. Says Howdy when asked...but in unknown languages. |
| Maalstr0m Plushie |
SpiP #006 - The strongest plushie around! Dispenses random penis & animal facts. Has pretty beads in his beard. |
| Sonic Plushie |
SpiP #145 - Has a pancake on his head. If you remove his pancake he'll scream AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! |
| Spiral Ring |
The most beautiful Spiralian silver with mustard crystals. Has calming, healing, delicious and cozy properties. |
| Hunky DTI Poster |
Adorn your floor with this rare and smoldering vintage poster of the Master of the Tower. Droolcup not included. |
| Fire Flower Seeds |
Grow your own Super Fire Flowers. When consumed, you can shoot fireballs! Or make some BBQ anywhere, either way. |
| Azure Dagger |
Glistens like lightning and glows when it rains. Forged from the finest blue Spiralian Steel. |
| Apollina Plushie |
SpiP #044 - The perfectly optimized plushie for hugs! Pure sunshine in cuddle-form. GLOMP! |
| Hunky Bibbleskit Poster |
As requested by DTI! |
| Bibble Plushie |
SpiP #001 - The bestest & bibbliest Skit is now your BFF! He's got pockets full of shiny pebbles, and he'll grant you 29 o a day for being so awesome. |
| Bloody Flicks |
Guaranteed gruesome greatness! Includes: Evil Flushed, Tower in the Woods and I Know What You Did Last Flush. |
| Sexy Sinjury Poster |
Depicts sauce being poured over a bunch of tentacles on a bed of rice. |
| Corndog Christmasday |
A corny corndog for fans of corn. Topped with Christmas flavors and mustard. Yum! |
| Floofy Flowers |
A lovely arrangement of tropical and rare flowers grown in the Tower gardens. They never wilt, and smell all year 'round!' |
| The One Token |
Celebrated the One year anniversary of the Tower, took part in the sacrificial blood ritual and had some pie. |
| Spartan Monkey Plushie |
SpiP #003 - A wise little monkey with a crown of bananas and a tinkering kit. Boop his nose and he'll shout THIS. IS. SPIRAL!!! |
| Secret Safari Maps |
Meticulously crafted by the man, the myth and the Scott himself. Ready for an adventure? If you can't bring Scott with you, this is the next best thing to have. |
| Retro Spiral Games |
Includes the classics: Super Spiral Bros II, Commander Scott, Crash Bibblycoot, Nylock Speed Racing and Kiro Kart |
| Asherjade Plushie |
SpiP #032 - A feisty little fisherman from the Tower mote! Tiny model airplane, fancy fishing lures and delicious pie included. |
| Frequent Flushing Miles x2 |
ONLY FOR THE FLUSHED! Have you been flushed once? Buy one. Been flushed twice? Buy two, and so on. |
| 4/20 |
Blazin' |
| Assfuck's Ginger Beer |
After some trial and error, efforts were successful! ..and there may be a finger somewhere in there. Enjoy! |
| Sandals of Swift Strides and Stylish Stomps |
Whether you're running late or strutting your stuff on the catwalk, these have you covered! They change color depending on your mood. |
| Sonic Screwdriver of Space-time Shenanigans |
With this versatile tool, you can hack into alien technology, unlock doors, and even fix the occasional plot hole in the fabric of reality. |
| Fairy Dust Pop Rocks |
Makes you sparkle. |
| Spiral Sundress |
A classically beautiful floral print with beautiful spiral detailing. Flows in the sunlight, glows in moonlight. Gorgeous! |
| The Spiral Towel |
Don't forget to bring a towel! Perhaps THE most important item you should always have with you in the Spiral, especially on fridays. |
| Emotional Support |
There for you, friend. |
| Fancy Spiral Bouquet |
A stunning bouquet of gorgeous roses from the Tower gardens, colorful Spiral hydrangeas and scented hyacinths. |
| Towel-Share Trip |
Like a time-share trip, but with towels! So grab a buddy and head off to a towely adventure, yey! |
| ReactsWithWords Plushie |
SpiP #058 - YES, he reacts to your words! No pre-recorded jargon! Comes with a MASSIVE stack of teeny tiny maps & floor plans and a cool tour guide hat. You'll never be lost if you have him along. Also functions as a brilliant little jukebox. |
| Chocolate Spiral Tower |
A swirly depiction of the Tower with each floor being a different flavor of white, dark or milk chocolate. WARNING: Over 9000 floors. Might cause nausea. |
| Spiral Tower Biscuit Tin |
Filled with ginger crush creams, viennese, ballerina cookies, wagon wheels, dog treats, assorted buttons, business cards and that weird tomato with pins stuck in it. Blame Grandma. |
| Bottomless Goblet |
A never ending supply of peanut M&Ms. Brown ones removed, of course. |
| Proper Gourmet Hotdog |
Hot DOG this was good. Great for any day of the week. |
| Sunday Sundae |
A declicious assortment of your favorite ice cream flavors, magically topped with your favorite toppings, if any. There's a special 'Tower' flavor, if you're so bold to try. |
| Towering Tulips |
The most gorgeous tulips from the Spiral gardens, grown with that special....fertilizer. Intoxicating scent, may cause hallucinations. Colors as bright as your presence, as strong as your spirit. Wow! |