| 786801 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Sword of Desperation |
Come on, it's over. Just... stop. |
| "I <3 my Planet" t-shirt |
The planet doesn't look like Earth... What planet is that? |
| Dull Knife |
You've heard that a dull blade was more dangerous than a sharp one. You're eager to find out how much damage you can do! |
| Dog's Enthusiasm |
Holding this, everything seems to excite you. |
| The Letter P |
Maybe not as common as S, but not as easily replaceable. |
| Santa's Magic Bag |
One of a kind. Irreplacable. Buying this means no more Christmas. Could you live with that? |
| The Letter S |
Did someone use an S? You should sue. |
| Green Pancakes |
Do you really wanna know why they're green |
| Hypnotic YEETmas Pudding |
Look at it! Wobbly! Wiggly! Squiggly! Wabbly! |
| Endless Bag of Glitter |
Spread the sparkle! Spread it!! |
| Blueberry Pie |
It's pink though. |
| Tenderizer |
For tender lovin' of fine meats and romantic interests. |
| Protection Charm |
Keeps you safe, but breaks after one use. |
| Plastic Robe |
I just don't wanna get any blood on me.. It doubles as a raincoat too! Stay dry for every FLUSH! |
| Tower Guard Dog |
Trained, energetic and super sweet. Barks before flushes, fetches sandwiches, and keeps trolls away. |
| Fire Water |
Spicy. Doesn't quench your thirst whatsoever. |
| DTI Splushie |
SpiP #329 - Your very own little trustworthy DTI! Comes with a tiny plush mustard sandwich and banhammer. |
| Endless Spud Splushie |
SpiP #101 - PO-TA-TOES! The goodest little squishy spud. Very apeeling. Don't dip him in yogurt, please. |
| Thank You Card |
Wow. Many thanks. Such gratitude. So appreciative. |
| Chew Toy |
Whatever owned this must have really loved it. |
| Maalstr0m Splushie |
SpiP #006 - The strongest plushie around! Dispenses random penis & animal facts. Has pretty beads in his beard. |
| Biz Splushie |
SpiP #199 - A clever little plush with pockets full of fortunes! If you're lucky, he might help you solve mysteries. |
| Bubble Robe |
How...how does it even stay together? The bubbles won't break. It's mesmerizing. |
| Nylock Splushie |
SpiP #002 - Randomly loses and grows appendages. Won't shut up about being banned twice. Comes with tiny boat and earplugs. |
| Box Splushie |
SpiP #196 - There seems to be something inside.. It's a FOX! Don't hug him! Gently pat the box and he might give you a flower. |
| Bibble Splushie |
SpiP #001 - The bestest & bibbliest Skit is now your BFF! He's got pockets full of shiny pebbles, and he'll grant you 29 o a day for being so awesome. |
| Fuzzy Maal Wall Rug |
Garish and captivating, extra fuzzy, massively muscly and decorated with sparkly beads. Hand-woven by skilled tentacles. Also doubles as a warm quilt. |
| Lucifer Splushie x3 |
SpiP #666 - Our tiny overlord in all his glory! Pitchfork, hellfire and evil plans included. Only available on Halloween. |
| Commemorative Pumpkin |
I celebrated Halloween in the Tower 2023! BOO! |
| Pack of Blood x10 |
What do you mean? Of course it's fake blood.. Why? What have you heard? |
| Wookie Costume |
Yyyuurrrrrrruuunghh!! |
| Canadian Dick Scott Splushie |
SpiP #040 - He may not be Canadian. He may not be a dick. He may not even be a Scott, but he has a flapping PacMan-like head and dreams of dragonballs! |
| Commemorative Eggplant |
'Member when the Tower flooded with eggplants? I 'member. |
| Shiny Spiral Ornament |
I celebrated christmas 2023 in the Tower! Just don't tell anyone what I did at the Christmas party.. |
| Maals Mighty Mash |
Hand smashed and mashed to perfection by the man himself. Caution, may contain sparkly beads. |
| The One Token |
Celebrated the One year anniversary of the Tower, took part in the sacrificial blood ritual and had some pie. |
| Fancy Spiral Bouquet |
A stunning bouquet of gorgeous roses from the Tower gardens, colorful Spiral hydrangeas and scented hyacinths. |
| Handmade Card |
I made this with my own little hands, you couldn't wish for more! Fingerpaints, glitter and stickers galore! Hugs. |
| Spiral Tower Biscuit Tin |
Filled with ginger crush creams, viennese, ballerina cookies, wagon wheels, dog treats, assorted buttons, business cards and that weird tomato with pins stuck in it. Blame Grandma. |
| Corndog Splushie |
SpiP #121 - Your very own cute little IMDB! Poke gently for the best movie recommendations for every mood and genre. If you watch The Excorcist though, please cuddle the little Corndog tightly. Brings the BEST snacks and trivia. |
| Seal Splushie |
It's so cute, can you believe it?! Be careful, if you hug it too tight it will plop right out! |
| Haunted Spiral Coin |
Proof of surviving Halloween 2024 in the clutches of the spooky Spiral. |
| Handful of Treats |
For looking so fabulous, being so wonderful, and just for showing up! Enjoy! |
| Muscly Gingerbreadmen |
Ma'am has been baking too, how do you think he got those muscles?! Here's proof, a tin of delicious little muscle-ma'ams, yum! |
| Jolly Dagger |
An ornamental double-edged dagger with a gilded blade, red handle, and a big jinglebell-pommel. The double edge makes it perfect for carving ham, cutting up gingerbreadmen and slicing cheeses. Merry daggering! |
| Jingly Spiral Ornament |
A softly jingling golden little memento of celebrating Christmas 2024 in the Spiral Tower. |
| Cliffy's Festive Froggies |
It is FLUSHmas, my dudes. |
| Kiro's Kandy Kanes |
These aren't your ordinary candy canes! Not only do they have the delicious twisting pattern, but they'll twist your tongue too! Guaranteed you'll be speaking in tongues, but it's worth it. |
| Squishy Tentacles of Cheer |
Like a squish in pastry form! Baked with love by a thousand tentacles, quite quickly too! Squishy texture, creamy filling, and sprinkles on top, of course. Qam oou iilth ez i awtgsshu amun on'ma! |