| 9705 o |
The currency used in SPONGE. |
| Pancake Barbie |
Throw her at the ceiling and she'll stick! Syrup not included. |
| Holiday Movies Vol 1 |
"The Nightmare before YEETmas" & "YEET Hard" |
| Sacrificial Goblet |
Big, golden and bejeweled. Might be too pretty to even use. |
| Hot Sauce |
It's not hot at all but when you drink it, you will be! Smokin' hot. |
| Bloody Sheets |
Why would you buy this? Really? You bought this? Are you trying to hide the evidence? |
| Meat Detector |
Scan fellow Sparlorites to determine whether they're fresh, old, or ripe for feeding to the YEETer. |
| Ice Cream Enema |
It's not for me... It's for my ass! |
| Black Velvet Robe |
Luxurious and rich velvet, silver trim, enormous hood and pockets, embroidered with your number. |
| Tower Pendant |
Very elegant and fancy, goes well with the new robes - don't you think? 100% pure Spiralian gold. |
| Personal Pancake Flipper |
He's not very good, but he is french. |
| Ceremonial Robes |
Wow. So silky. You're special now. |
| Sonic Splushie |
SpiP #145 - Has a pancake on his head. If you remove his pancake he'll scream AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! |
| Ring of Power |
This will make you like, totally empowered! Like eternal life and shit! Trust me bro, you'll be so badass! |
| Sonic's Rings |
Can you hear them? Such beautiful, golden, chiming, life-giving rings! |
| Apollina Splushie |
SpiP #044 - The perfectly optimized plushie for hugs! Pure sunshine in cuddle-form. GLOMP! |
| Camouflage Robe |
Perfect for ambushing and stalking fresh meat in the hedge maze. Big hood, many pockets, waterproof. |